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Offline Dark_4ce

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OT: The Funniest thing you've ever seen/heard!
Ok, this might be REALLY OT, but I wanna know whats the funniest thing you guys have ever seen? Something that could make you stop laughing, brought tears to you're eyes, and couldn't breath! Be it a picture/movie/joke/real life event/anything, Post em here!

The funniest thing I can remember was during biology class when my friend was sqeezing his stress ball so hard that the liquid silicon burst out covering his hands, and he quickly put them under the table. Then when I turned over to see him, his face was all red, and confused looking. So I think somethings wrong and notice his hands under the desk, then he pulls his hands out which are totally sticky and gooey, and I crack up.... :lol: Man, I must have been laughing for 10 minutes straight, cuase I couldn't get that image of him looking all confused, not knowing what to do, cause people might get "The Wrong Idea". So there I am, laughing my head off, he joins in with the laughter, the biology teacher looks at us, tells us to shut up, she notices my friends hands, freaks out, kicks us out of class, and we stay in the corridor laughing until the end of class. Then she comes out, starts to explain to my friend that there's a time and place for everything, I crack up again, and he spends the next 10 minutes trying to convice her that it was infact a stress ball that popped. Heheeheh... Man, I miss high school. :D
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Offline Unknown Target

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OT: The Funniest thing you've ever seen/heard!
That's hilarious!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

 

Offline an0n

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Funniest thing I've ever seen was while me and my sister were taking the piss outta all the teen girl mag problem pages. I go "Dear J17, I cannot put my socks on, meuh" and my sister cracks up ( :confused: ). Anyway, she was drinking a glass of coke at the time but instead of doing the normal thing and spitting it out everywhere she inhaled and started choking but she still couldn't stop laughing (all the while I'm laughing at her nearly dying). Then she sits up and says "Urgh, you know how most people would spit, well I tried to swallow and it all went up my nose", I was creasing up for like 20 minutes.
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Offline CP5670

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"Urgh, you know how most people would spit, well I tried to swallow and it all went up my nose"


yeah, that's happened to me many times before. :p :D

 

Offline an0n

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yeah, that's happened to me many times before. :p :D

In what context?
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Offline Mad Bomber

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I think one of the funniest things was Darkage's "Feel tha b33r" thread. Shrike locked it pretty quickly, but it's still very funny.
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gotta try that soon :D
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I'd have to say that it's a tie between 3 things: Shrek, the old thread that Venom started here, and this Gamespy instapoll. :D
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OT: The Funniest thing you've ever seen/heard!
Dammit sandwich! I clicked onto the Whopper vs Shotgun poll and now I'm hankering for a whopper at 2am.

Haha, that Venom thread kicks ass.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2002, 08:02:28 pm by 397 »
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OT: The Funniest thing you've ever seen/heard!
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I think one of the funniest things was Darkage's "Feel tha b33r" thread. Shrike locked it pretty quickly, but it's still very funny.


:lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO!!!!  :lol: :lol:


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Offline CP5670

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In what context?


Usually while trying to talk and drink and the same time. :p

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Er...

Honestly, you don't wanna know. Probably wouldn't seem too funny unless you were there.

 

Offline Darkage

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OT: The Funniest thing you've ever seen/heard!
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Originally posted by Mad Bomber
I think one of the funniest things was Darkage's "Feel tha b33r" thread. Shrike locked it pretty quickly, but it's still very funny.



I swear it was another Darkage !! it's all a ly !!:nervous:
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