Author Topic: Jurassic Heart  (Read 943 times)

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Offline An4ximandros

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Jurassic Heart

 The game in which you date a Tyrannosaurus...

 And it's free:


Offline esarai

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... um wat
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that


Offline Gray113

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K then......


Offline Lorric

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I'm just curious, are you a dino as well, or a person?


Offline BloodEagle

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Please be the latter, please be the latter, please be the latter. [/chant]  :lol:


Offline Hades

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****ing bought
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL


Offline Black Wolf

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Tyrannosaurus was from the Cretaceous. Geology fail, will not buy. :/
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp


Offline An4ximandros

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 I think you are missing the pun/reference in the name...