[karajorma]

You fool! Now it knows where you live and was allowed to report back!

[Lorric]

Yes, it does. It feels nice when I let them out of my catcher.

[deathfun]

It feels better when I cut the wasp up with a kitchen knife after removing the wings and stinger
I pluck its legs, one by one
Then section by section
Still it squirmed after there was only so much left of it
I laughed at the attempts of it trying to cling to life

[SpardaSon21]

And deathfun earns his name...

[Nuke]

i think i grew out of that kinda thing when i turned 30.

[Lorric]

It feels better when I cut the wasp up with a kitchen knife after removing the wings and stinger
I pluck its legs, one by one
Then section by section
Still it squirmed after there was only so much left of it
I laughed at the attempts of it trying to cling to life

You are evil.

[yuezhi]

I heard cockroaches are after our nukes and will take over the world!

[Lorric]

I heard cockroaches are after our nukes and will take over the world!

No, that's anti-cockroach propaganda. They like the setup the way it is, feeding off our waste, growing fat on an easy food source, all that would be gone if they nuked us.

[watsisname]

It feels better when I cut the wasp up with a kitchen knife after removing the wings and stinger
I pluck its legs, one by one
Then section by section
Still it squirmed after there was only so much left of it
I laughed at the attempts of it trying to cling to life

You are evil.

Didn't all of us do that sort of stuff as kids?  I mean I used to vaporize ants with the concentrated power of sunlight. 
They ran, oh yes they tried
but once the deathly white beam from the sky fell upon them
there was no escape
I could almost hear them scream
as their exoskeletons turned to smoke
squirming uselessly while their innards boiled
finally ending their miserable lives
with a little pop

[Lorric]

It feels better when I cut the wasp up with a kitchen knife after removing the wings and stinger
I pluck its legs, one by one
Then section by section
Still it squirmed after there was only so much left of it
I laughed at the attempts of it trying to cling to life

You are evil.

Didn't all of us do that sort of stuff as kids?  I mean I used to vaporize ants with the concentrated power of sunlight. 
They ran, oh yes they tried
but once the deathly white beam from the sky fell upon them
there was no escape
I could almost hear them scream
as their exoskeletons turned to smoke
squirming uselessly while their innards boiled
finally ending their miserable lives
with a little pop

As kids. You don't really understand what you're doing as a kid. It's well known kids can be cruel. Most of them will stop later.

I could never get the magnifying glass thing to work. I wasn't trying to burn bugs, but I wanted a beam and I never got one...

[Lorric]

I never did anything like it, but I can tell you a little story. I was three years old I think. I had a friend. And there was an old dog kennel in the back garden. It had a mat-thing on top of it, and underneath this mat we discovered many, many woodlice. My friend delighted in ripping them in half. Every time he came over, he would lift the mat-thing and wipe them out one by one. Eventually as the days passed, he had wiped them out completely. He tried to encourage me to join in but I wouldn't. My phobia wasn't stopping me, it wasn't around from birth, in my very first few years of life I would pick up bugs in my hands and remove them from the house. I knew there was something wrong with it, But my puny three year old brain couldn't grasp it properly. I knew my friend was happy. Why should I spoil his fun? He was my friend. I couldn't find a way to put into words why he should stop doing it, though I tried. So I would just quietly watch as he killed them one by one and felt most uncomfortable about the whole thing.

He wasn't my friend for long.

[watsisname]

Yeah, your friend was weird.

[Lorric]

Yeah, your friend was weird.

He may well have enjoyed killing those woodlice more than anything else we did as friends. He wanted to get out into that back garden immediately when he was over. It was the first thing he did. I still remember the slow, methodical way he killed them one by one, he didn't say a word. I still remember what woodlice being torn in half look like.

I don't remember much of him besides that, but I just remember something vague about me deciding he was "bad" and "nasty" and not wanting to be friends with him anymore some time later. I didn't see him again after primary school. If he was even at primary school at all, I'm not sure if he was even there.

So, are you weird too for killing ants? If not, what's the difference? 

[watsisname]

Sure I'm weird, but not because I killed ants.

He may well have enjoyed killing those woodlice more than anything else we did as friends. He wanted to get out into that back garden immediately when he was over. It was the first thing he did. I still remember the slow, methodical way he killed them one by one, he didn't say a word.

That's weird.

Murdering bugs is something you do for amusement when you're a solitary kid with nothing better to do, or if you're an adult and the bug in question is super legit I'MMA **** YOU UP badass, e.g. there's nest full of aggressive wasps on the roof.  I could totally get down with "LETS BURN ALL THE WASPS" as a friendship activity, but what your friend was doing was just bizarre.

[Nuke]

woe unto the crawly things that happen upon my lair and lay infestation upon it. for the wrath of my mad extermination skillz will fall upon thee. 

[deathfun]

I would have got along quite nicely with that friend

Didn't all of us do that sort of stuff as kids?

Um...
...*shifts eyes*

I do those things now

Oh man, but the woodlice ripping brought me back to those furry cankerworms that came in droves during the Fall. Literally, they would cover top to bottom the two small trees in the field next to my house

And I would bash the hell out of them with a stick. Guts would fly everywhere, and I would enjoy it all
Then there was my AC unit with the fan. Oh boy, when you lower them down on their own string, they don't know what's going to hit them. But they'll know soon enough as their body WHIPS around in such GORY fashion

Garden sheers? Super effective! Had to wipe them off afterwards though, nobody likes gooey insect gut covered garden sheers.

Magnifying glass to them was also pretty fun. They can really move when they want to, I mean really move. Course there was also my foot. Ever seen guts spew out from a cankerworms eyes? It's pretty nifty. Literally, mustard, relish and ketchup spew out from his eyes (his guts actually look like condiments).

Ah... good times

But why keep all the fun to myself? I gave the cankerworms to ants and watched them EAT HIM
Shortly afterwards I deemed them unfit and burned them all

I had so many nests in my front yard, and a really crazy one in the field (each ant was both red, black, and pretty big in comparison).

EDIT: Sidenote, I was completely aware of what I was doing. The "kid who doesn't know better" argument doesn't apply to me...

[Lorric]

I would have got along quite nicely with that friend

Didn't all of us do that sort of stuff as kids?

Um...
...*shifts eyes*

I do those things now

Oh man, but the woodlice ripping brought me back to those furry cankerworms that came in droves during the Fall. Literally, they would cover top to bottom the two small trees in the field next to my house

And I would bash the hell out of them with a stick. Guts would fly everywhere, and I would enjoy it all
Then there was my AC unit with the fan. Oh boy, when you lower them down on their own string, they don't know what's going to hit them. But they'll know soon enough as their body WHIPS around in such GORY fashion

Garden sheers? Super effective! Had to wipe them off afterwards though, nobody likes gooey insect gut covered garden sheers.

Magnifying glass to them was also pretty fun. They can really move when they want to, I mean really move. Course there was also my foot. Ever seen guts spew out from a cankerworms eyes? It's pretty nifty. Literally, mustard, relish and ketchup spew out from his eyes (his guts actually look like condiments).

Ah... good times

But why keep all the fun to myself? I gave the cankerworms to ants and watched them EAT HIM
Shortly afterwards I deemed them unfit and burned them all

I had so many nests in my front yard, and a really crazy one in the field (each ant was both red, black, and pretty big in comparison).

EDIT: Sidenote, I was completely aware of what I was doing. The "kid who doesn't know better" argument doesn't apply to me...

At least you're honest, I'll give you that. People are so eager to make allowances for you. It would be so easy for you to take them.

Planning on moving up to people, evil one?

I don't condemn you for enjoying killing and maiming. If you're wired up that way, you didn't choose that. I do condemn you for indulging in it. There's enough sick video out there for you to get your fix without doing any harm yourself. Is there any chance of you stopping?

[An4ximandros]

 Get the monocide anima, someone here has too much fun with death...

 I kill insects and all, but I don't derive any true pleasure from it, insects just make me loose my nerve. If I see one it just clicks a panic button in me.
 Which may or may not have to do with that one time an ant "kissed" me when I woke up at grandma's house many years ago. My lips hurt for the whole day.
 Also, Lorric, chill. Your post sounds a bit passive-aggressive...

[Lorric]

Get the monocide anima, someone here has too much fun with death...

 I kill insects and all, but I don't derive any true pleasure from it, insects just make me loose my nerve. If I see one it just clicks a panic button in me.
 Which may or may not have to do with that one time an ant "kissed" me when I woke up at grandma's house many years ago. My lips hurt for the whole day.
 Also, Lorric, chill. Your post sounds a bit passive-aggressive...

It isn't.

[deathfun]

Guess I shouldn't mention the beetle I taped to a target and shot with an air rifle
Oh wait