Author Topic: Poor Setekh.....  (Read 49722 times)

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Offline QXMX

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I remember this topic from way back in the day.  Hmmmmm, which ship to use  

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Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by Maeglamor:
Sheese, no sooner does he make the rules than he breaks them. I can see this thread going mental pretty fast.  

Actually Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.  Simple enough.  It's great being an admin.  
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Offline Setekh

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Originally posted by Shrike:
Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.

...And the cycle of life goes on.  
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline icespeed

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Originally posted by Shrike:
Actually Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.  

Isn't that what rules are for?
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

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Offline Unidan

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Forget my other posts
{remember i'm the owner of McBob's)

Meanwhile at McBob's aboard the
Crux-
Computer: Captain

Unidan: What?

Computer: Incoming jump signitures, unidentifiable!

Unidan: Bring it onscreen

Out in space Borg cubes jump in and attack McBob's

Unidan: What the hell? Computer, order McBobs station to bring all guns online!

Computer: Incoming transmission

Borg: We are the Borg you will be assimilated resi-

Unidan: Yaddha yaddha yaddha, up yours! Fire at will!

A hundred BFReds shoot out and totally obliterate the cubes

Everyone: Yay

Unidan: What do sensors read?

Computer: Nothing in system, but we're picking up a distress signal from captain snipes, it seems the Bastion is there too.

Unidan: This might get interesting, engage sub-slick drive.
I'll think of a siggie later..

 

Offline Martinus

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Doh! Lack of clarity is a killer  

I mean't no sooner does he (Setekh) make the rules than he (Shrike) breaks them. I tried to edit this earlier buit some weird error popped up where the post wasn't visible even after refresh.

Where's the "read my mind" option in the posting screen?  

 

Offline DragonClaw

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I would've posted something very sick, but its inappropriate...


aboard the GTB Ursa:

Alpha 1: Sir I can't get a lock with these Clycops #shorts!!!

Command: Keep in there Alpha 1, I don't care if you have 10 chimeras on your *** , just stay in there!!

Alpha 1: Get me out of here Command!!!

Command: Can't you get out yourself? Oh wait no you can't, I have all power over you...I command you to run a kamazake run on the Scylla!

Alpha1: I can't...give... in

Unknown Source: Use the force Alpha 1

Alpha 1: AHHHH!!!

*Alpha 1 fires cyclops #shorts*

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Offline Unidan

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*Crux jumps in next to the Bastion*

Unidan: Attention Bastion, this is Captain Unidan of the GTVAeD Crux. We recieved a distress signal, and I'm picking up debris in the area. Hey, where the hell is the Argo Deus?

Bastion: No worries captain, the ship was destroyed and all hands were recovered.

Unidan:Hmmm... Let me talk with Captain Snipes

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Offline Jabu

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Doesn't matter. You're all dead anyway.

 

Offline Snipes

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Captain Snipes is in stasis. Preparing for transport back to Beta Cygni.
     
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Offline Setekh

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The GTA Penfold has arrived on the fringe of the Dubhe system and is sending its reports back to GTVA Command. The GTVI lab in Antares is handling scans of the Alpha Dubhe corona.

There's a bit of trouble. The Dubhe Ops Team is going to have to reschedule their landing time to avoid perihelion.
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline Nico

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and about 100 years later, the GTAD Excelion comes in and grabs some valuable materials from the ramains of the now burnt planet.
SCREW CANON!

 
And here it is  

 
GTD New Dawn powers Nexus Beam Cannon and targets all hostile forces to the GTVA-HLP Division on planet "Corny-247b". all terrans made into real steaks.......


planet go pop

  

Offline Fineus

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...No need!