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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #20 on: July 27, 2002, 04:13:54 pm
Begone, foul abomination!

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Offline Hippo

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Reply #21 on: July 27, 2002, 05:01:07 pm
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Originally posted by Mr. Vega
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:


Quote
Originally posted by Pera
*speechless*


:wtf:

Ok...

What they said... :wtf:
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Reply #22 on: July 27, 2002, 05:20:00 pm
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Originally posted by an0n

"No oral?"
"Nah. Couldn't find the head."

 


:headz:

well i read the punch line before i read the joke by mistake (dman my wandering eyes), so i wasnt too offended...

almost strangely aroused infact.... lol.

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #23 on: July 27, 2002, 05:27:18 pm
I'm with Beat ;)


;7 ;7 ;7
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #24 on: July 27, 2002, 05:34:18 pm
That was the only thing even approaching funny in this entire thread.



Bar jokes, in general, are meant to be told to people who are so ****faced drunk that if you took a crowbar and pried off all their toes, they'd think it was funny.
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Reply #25 on: July 27, 2002, 05:41:21 pm
*ingores certain previous jokes and attempts to bring some redeeming value to the thread*

Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here!".

At that the first string gets discouraged and leaves. But the second string goes outside, pulls his ends apart, and ties himself in a knot. He then walks back into the bar.

The bartender looks at him suspiciously. "Aren't you one of those strings I tossed out of here a moment ago?", he demands.

"Nope," answeres the string. "I'm a frayed knot."
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #26 on: July 27, 2002, 06:00:12 pm
hehe.....
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Reply #27 on: July 27, 2002, 06:03:23 pm
lol - better than most so far
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #28 on: July 27, 2002, 06:05:14 pm
i guess... is frayed knot sposed' to be funnyer or something......?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #29 on: July 27, 2002, 06:06:09 pm
OOOOOO "Frayed' knot" like i'm afraid not but........ yeah, i bet most of u caught on to that now.. i think i'll just shut up...


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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #30 on: July 27, 2002, 06:07:56 pm
the first couple of jokes are hella funny if u have some mountain dew and a Insane Clown Posse CD goin'
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #31 on: July 27, 2002, 06:14:48 pm
Why wouldn't the bartender serve talking string?:confused:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #32 on: July 27, 2002, 06:17:46 pm
Because that would be cheesey.

Get it, ? string + cheese = :lol:
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Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #33 on: July 27, 2002, 06:19:32 pm
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the first couple of jokes are hella funny if u have some mountain dew and a Insane Clown Posse CD goin'


Spam... 3 posts in 3 minutes... you think that wouldn't go unnoticed? :blah: :doh:
 

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Reply #34 on: July 27, 2002, 06:20:26 pm
[decides to slowly and painfully kill the next person to say a pun in this thread]
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #35 on: July 27, 2002, 06:25:08 pm
A c'mon Dragon, i'm sorry, s'all good, right?

You have no idea how boring it is here!!
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Offline vyper

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Reply #36 on: July 27, 2002, 06:35:13 pm
Don't bash the spam so much - when you think about it, its what makes up a great deal of some peoples posts and adds humourous moments to sometimes dull threads
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Reply #37 on: July 27, 2002, 06:38:13 pm
three pointless posts in a row isnt funny, its just spam
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #38 on: July 27, 2002, 06:44:47 pm
i'm sorry, i'm sorry, jeez..... (wait is this considered spam?) oh crap... not again...

ok ok now i'm really sorry
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Offline Levyathan

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Reply #39 on: July 27, 2002, 06:52:12 pm
I don't spam, I share wisdom.
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