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Offline Luis Dias

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Let's start thinking outside of the box.
Rm12

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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12                                                            ⛀         
11                                                   
10                                                      
9                                                                 ⛀      
8                     ♛                 
7               ♟   ♚               ♝   ♟
6                                   
5               ♟            
4   ♙               ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙
3                           ♙               ♙
2         ♙   ♙         ♘   ♙            
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h    i    j    k    l    m

♗♘♕
♝♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??

??????  :confused:
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 
Aaaaaaah! Put it back in the box!

 

Offline AdmiralRalwood

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  • The Cthulhu programmer himself!
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...Did that rook just travel through a jump node represented by a checkers piece?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Codethulhu GitHub wgah'nagl fhtagn.

schrödinbug (noun) - a bug that manifests itself in running software after a programmer notices that the code should never have worked in the first place.

When you gaze long into BMPMAN, BMPMAN also gazes into you.

"I am one of the best FREDders on Earth" -General Battuta

<Aesaar> literary criticism is vladimir putin

<MageKing17> "There's probably a reason the code is the way it is" is a very dangerous line of thought. :P
<MageKing17> Because the "reason" often turns out to be "nobody noticed it was wrong".
(the very next day)
<MageKing17> this ****ing code did it to me again
<MageKing17> "That doesn't really make sense to me, but I'll assume it was being done for a reason."
<MageKing17> **** ME
<MageKing17> THE REASON IS PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<MageKing17> ESPECIALLY ME

<MageKing17> God damn, I do not understand how this is breaking.
<MageKing17> Everything points to "this should work fine", and yet it's clearly not working.
<MjnMixael> 2 hours later... "God damn, how did this ever work at all?!"
(...)
<MageKing17> so
<MageKing17> more than two hours
<MageKing17> but once again we have reached the inevitable conclusion
<MageKing17> How did this code ever work in the first place!?

<@The_E> Welcome to OpenGL, where standards compliance is optional, and error reporting inconsistent

<MageKing17> It was all working perfectly until I actually tried it on an actual mission.

<IronWorks> I am useful for FSO stuff again. This is a red-letter day!
* z64555 erases "Thursday" and rewrites it in red ink

<MageKing17> TIL the entire homing code is held up by shoestrings and duct tape, basically.

 
Let's start thinking outside of the box.
Rm12
What have you done ?!?! Now they'll be coming !!!

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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12 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         
11       ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
10 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
9         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
8                     ♛                 
7               ♟   ♚               ♝   ♟
6                                   
5               ♟
4   ♙               ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙   ⛀         ⛀
3                           ♙               ♙         ⛀         ⛀
2         ♙   ♙         ♘   ♙               ⛀         ⛀
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖         ⛀         ⛀
      a    b    c     d    e     f     g    h     i     j    k     l    m

♗♘♕
♝♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??

oh my god... no... noooo
« Last Edit: August 06, 2016, 06:48:43 am by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline z64555

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Pb2 l9

Lets go after Bosch!
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
chief1983

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funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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  • King of Destroyer
12 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         
11       ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
10 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
9         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀                     ⛀         
8                     ♛                 
7               ♟   ♚            ♝   ♟
6                                   
5               ♟
4   ♙               ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙   ⛀         ⛀
3                           ♙               ♙         ⛀         ⛀
2         ♙               ♘   ♙               ⛀         ⛀
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖         ⛀         ⛀
      a    b    c     d    e     f     g    h     i     j    k     l    m

♗♘♕
♝♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
21. bxl9?? h9-f7??
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline z64555

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Er? I said pawn B2, but it looks like pawn C2 made the jump instead.  :p
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
chief1983

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funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.

 
What the actual

 

Offline z64555

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If you don't like the rules, change the game. :D
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
chief1983

------------
funtapaz: Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Juche.
z64555: s/J/Do
BotenAlfred: <funtapaz> Hunchon University biologists prove mankind is evolving to new, higher form of life, known as Homopithecus Douche.

 

Offline swashmebuckle

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Blue Qxd5++

  

Offline JSRNerdo

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  • King of Destroyer
12 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         
11       ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
10 ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀
9         ⛀         ⛀         ⛀                     ⛀         
8                     ♛                 
7               ♟   ♚            ♝   ♟
6                                   
5               ⛃
4   ♙               ♙   ♟   ♟         ♙   ⛀         ⛀
3                           ♙               ♙         ⛀         ⛀
2         ♙               ♘   ♙               ⛀         ⛀
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖         ⛀         ⛀
      a    b    c     d    e     f     g    h     i     j    k     l    m

♗♘♕
♝♞♞♜

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8
14. Kd3 dxe4+
15. Kc3 e5
16. Qh3 f4
17. Kc4 Bxh3
18. gxh3 Kb5
19. Kd7 a4
20. Rm12?? i9-j10??
21. bxl9?? h9-f7??
22.

RIP Green queen, got shock-jumped by... an Ancient Sathanas?

New game!

8   ♜   ♞   ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟
6   
5   
4   
3   
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗   ♕   ♔   ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Your move, HLP.
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission