[Bobboau]

now I see why I was having such a hard time in that one explain the univers thread.

[Cannikin]

Originally posted by CP5670
Akheton Corporation
Agay Fluctuators
Baranec Acquisitions
Bessmer-Kohn
Comet Propulsion Systems
Capezzuto Textiles
Dynamic Metamer
Enricco Ergonomic Systems
Gulisano Precision Gear
Han-Ronald Corporation
Hoffoss Ballistics    (not quite sure on this one)
Holt Bio Systems
Iscot [something]
Johnson Munitions
Kresge Construction
Kulas Management Systems
Mekhu Enterprises
Mesa Corporation
Nankam Aeronautical
Pletcher Designs
RNI Systems
Sahr Corporation
Snapka/Flegel Weapons Systems
Shekar Hydraulic Actuators
Subach-Innes
Triton Dynamics
Velocity: A Camarillo Company
Wentz Acoustics
Whiteside Construction

(this is all official BTW)

Hmmmm... I seem to recall a "Dave's House 'o Fighters" once... Maybe I'm just going nuts.

[karajorma]

Daves House O' fighters was a joke from the FS2 manual.

[an0n]

FS2 had a manual?!?

[Stryke 9]

CP: You don't think being surrounded by scantily clad females invoves quite a bit of theorizing?
You know, it's actually quite a mental activity, as well as a visual one. Requires a bit of imagination, but they say the technical bit is everything...

Damn, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even old yet.

[Redfang]

Nice company names... quite many of them were strange, which I haven't heard before...
 

Originally posted by vadar_1


IIRC hes 14 or 15... unless hes a really "late bloomer"...

 
He's 15.
 
But thinks that girls look like a crap? He's strange, not that I didn't know his opinions before.
 
Edit: Bleh, CP is cheating, he always posts those smilies when he says that girls look like a crap... actually CP likes this thread.
 
 

I guess...

[CP5670]

Can somebody resencitize this guy to primal human instincts?

Primal human instincts also involve living in jungles, without any technology or organized civilization...

Hey CP, why don't you at least try a girl sometime? If it doesn't work out, your theories are confirmed, but until you honestly try it, the theorem that all girls = bad will remain unproven.

Well, that's like saying that it is unknown whether or not killing yourself is useless until you actually try it.

CP: You don't think being surrounded by scantily clad females invoves quite a bit of theorizing?  
You know, it's actually quite a mental activity, as well as a visual one. Requires a bit of imagination, but they say the technical bit is everything...

Sure, but it is still too applied for me; pure theory only involves the math. (like I said, the more interesting functions do not appear in any application)

gah I hate this 56k...

[Thor]

CP, you need help.   If you really want to get the full effect of theorizing, come up with a nice theory and then TRY IT.  Its more fun that way.

Edit:  Good list by the way.

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Damn, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even old yet.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet...

Wait, never mind, I said that wrong.

[karajorma]

Originally posted by an0n
FS2 had a manual?!?

The boxed version did. Maybe you got the White label Re-release which had the manual on CD.

[Thor]

It was a very pretty manual too.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Su-tehp


Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet...

 

Yeah, I've heard the operations take a good few years

[vyper]

Hey CP - your Testosterone not up to proper levels or sumthin?

j/k

Anyway  - to prove a "theory" , look at this and tell me what you think about... just don't be too detailed.

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by Su-tehp
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet

Originally posted by aldo_14
Yeah, I've heard the operations take a good few years

I knew that off-hand remark of mine would come back to bite me in the ass.

Ah, well, like the song says, it's nobody's fault but mine.

Dude, vyper, I think CP may be a lost cause. If these pics don't get him to stop his math theorizing, he'll never appreciate the beauty of a woman.

And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities!

CP, I will support whatever decision you make.

[vyper]

Originally posted by Su-tehp




I knew that off-hand remark of mine would come back to bite me in the ass.

Ah, well, like the song says, it's nobody's fault but mine.

Dude, vyper, I think CP may be a lost cause. If these pics don't get him to stop his math theorizing, he'll never appreciate the beauty of a woman.

And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities!

CP, I will support whatever decision you make.

I never thought of it that way....

[CP5670]

CP, you need help. If you really want to get the full effect of theorizing, come up with a nice theory and then TRY IT. Its more fun that way.

See what I said earlier about that; to give another example, suppose you try to theorize what is in the sun's core, does that mean that you should go in there to find out if you're right?

Anyway - to prove a "theory"  , look at this and tell me what you think about... just don't be too detailed.  

What I think about it? She looks like the usual biological crap as all the others do, and as for specific characteristics:

unusual clothing of unidentifyable composition and having small colored bead-like objects
mouth is asymmetrical from the front in its current position
appears to be digging in her genitals for something
somewhat long nails on at least one finger
the sun is most likely on the left due to the brightened hair there
some leaves of that nearby plant appear to be yellow

That's about it.

And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities!    

I have...other methods...of getting new math nuts to sprout up without actually having kids myself...

I actually think everyone else is a lost cause, since they will never appreciate the beauty of special functions. (check this out; the real part of the spherical harmonic function in spherical coordinates )

[Corhellion]

Um...have u tried, actually LOOKING at girls?

I am curious CP, have you, or have u ever WANTED to go to a pr0n site?

If not, I'm ordering you, I'm older than you (almost 17), and if u don't, GET HELP!

*looks at disbelived ppl on the forums standing in the corner, looking at CP like he's gone crazy*

*goes and joins them*

*looks at other posts*

O....M.....G....

appears to be digging in her genitals for something

anyone want to fill him in on that, I don't

Cor

[Thor]

I think we should just give up up on him.  We tried, and he won't get.  Just give him a few years and we'll throw that picture in front of him again.  By the way, thank you vyper, that was a very nice selection.  CP, life is not all books and numbers.  Its one thing to dig math, but to dig it at the exclusion of other more complex things is just wrong.  And if you don't think girls are complex, try telling one that she doesn't need 13 pairs of shoes.

[ShadowWolf_IH]

CORPORATIONS OF THE FREESPACE UNIVERSE
compiled by ZylonBane

Akheton Corporation
* Shipyards orbit Vasuda Prime.
* GTW-41x Akheton SDG advanced disruptor (1)
* Akh-12 engines (4)
* GVF Horus interceptor (2)
* GVF Serapis advanced interceptor (2)
* GVB Osiris reserve bomber (2)
* GVB Bakha advanced bomber (2)
* GVF Ptah stealth recon (2)
* GVD Hatshepsut destroyer (3)

Bessmer-Kohn
* cannon turrets, GTSG Alastor (2)

Dave's House o' Fighters
* GTF Myrmidon space superiority fighter (7)

Dynamic Metamer
* GTB Athena light bomber (5)
* GTB Zeus strike bomber (2)

Han-Ronald Corporation
* GTF Apollo space superiorty fighter (5)
* GTV Valkyrie interceptor (5)
* GTF Hercules heavy assault fighter (5)
* GTB Medua heavy bomber (5)
* GTB Ursa assault bomber (2)
* GTF Loki recon fighter (2)
* GTB Artemis medium bomber (2)
* GTB Artemis D.H. medium bomber (2)
* GTC Leviathan cruiser (3)

KresCo Engineering
* GTF Hercules Mark IID heavy assault fighter (8)

Mekhu Enterprises
* Mekhu HL-7 (1)
* GTF Ulysses space superiorty fighter (2)
* GVF Seth heavy fighter (2)
* GVB Sekhmet bomber (2)
* GVS Nephtys support ship (3)

Mekhu-Sahr
* plasma powerplants (6)

Nankam Aeronautical
* GTF Ares strategic assault fighter (2)
* GTF Pegasus stealth recon fighter (2)
* GTF Perseus interceptor (2)
* NA-27f powerplant - Ares, Artemis D.H. (3)

RNI Systems
* Shipyards orbit Laramis II. (9)
* GTF Hercules Mark II heavy assault fighter (2)
* GTF Myrmidon advanced space superiority fighter (2)
* GTB Boanerges heavy bomber (2)
* GTSG Mjolnir remote beam cannon (3)
* GTC Aeolus (3)

Sahr Corporation
* Shipyards in the Altair system.
* GVF Thoth space superiority fighter (2)
* GVF Tauret heavy fighter (2)

STX Exploration
* Mining operations. (10)

Subach-Innes
* Subach HL-7 (1)

Triton Dynamics
* GTF Ulysses space superiorty fighter (5)
* GTF Erinyes heavy assault fighter (2)
* SF Mara (terran) advanced space superiority fighter (2)
* GTS Hygeia support ship (2)

COLOSSUS CONTRACTORS (11)
* Nankam Aeronautical
* Baranec Aquisitions
* Mekhu Enterprises
* Mesa Corp.
* Comet Propulsion Systems
* Snapka\Flegel Weapons Systems
* Triton Dynamics
* Subach-Innes
* Akheton Corporation

REFERENCES
1. Freespace 2, Tech Room, Weapons
2. Freespace 2, Ship Select
3. Freespace 2, Tech Room, Ships
4. Freespace 2, Ship Select, GVB Bakha
5. Freespace 1, Ship Select
6. Freespace 2, Ship Select, GVF Seth
7. Freespace 2, Manual, p.26
8. Freespace 2, Manual, p.56
9. Freespace 2, Tech Room, Ships, Aeolus
10. Freespace 2, Tech Room, Weapons, Rockeye
11. Freespace 2, Tech Room, Cutscenes, Colossus

[CP5670]

I am curious CP, have you, or have u ever WANTED to go to a pr0n site?

If not, I'm ordering you, I'm older than you (almost 17), and if u don't, GET HELP!

Actually, I'm the kind of guy who would try and invent a virus to take down every porn site out there. I only take orders if they have logical reasoning behind them, and it is actually all of you that need to "get help" if you see beauty in things like humans. Now this on the other hand:

Beauty in its purest form right there. (the quantity on the right is the third elliptic theta function)

I think we should just give up up on him. We tried, and he won't get. Just give him a few years and we'll throw that picture in front of him again. By the way, thank you vyper, that was a very nice selection. CP, life is not all books and numbers. Its one thing to dig math, but to dig it at the exclusion of other more complex things is just wrong. And if you don't think girls are complex, try telling one that she doesn't need 13 pairs of shoes.

I can think of a hundred better selections, such as the one I gave above. Life may not all be books, but it is indeed all numbers, since the workings of the universe can be fully explained by numbers. About liking math at the exclusion of everything else, see what Hardy said on that subject. Girls may well be complex (although even that is a matter of debate really), but that does not make them interesting in the least; the real man will go for pFq hypergeometric functions instead any day.

anyone want to fill him in on that, I don't

Well that's what it looks like.