Originally posted by TheVirtu
14) Triumph the Insulting Dog chose you over Lord of the Rings fans to make fun of.
Did he really? Where? I wanna see it!

Originally posted by Neohunter
2.)When you start telling mom and dad how you evaded wave after wave of Shivan fighters and bombers even though you know they haven't the slightest idae what the hell you are talking about.
Damn. Been there done that.
Originally posted by Petrarch of th VBB
When you're half asleep and real life and FS intermingle, you start thinking of people as ships from FS. And that how you can sort out your life in FRED.



(dammit where's

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When you're writing a report for school and at the heading where you're supposed to write the subject, teacher, and date you write: Invasion of Capella System, Admiral Petrarch, 2335.
When writing a report on Egyptian mythology, you refer to Ra as a "Vasudan escape pod"...
...and proceed to detail its technical schematics.
You're still the only person the police have seen sweep a flashlight beam across the other guys car in a case of "Road Rage".
You refer to you parents and siblings as Alpha 2, Alpha 3, and Alpha 4.
You end up in court for asking around for space-crack, whistle, and expect your pet Shivan named Carl to show up and eat the judge.
You wonder about how you are on Earth even though the subspace node collapsed.
And I guess I should say that I only made up the first one. The others here are from our own earlier HLP thread on this topic.
