Fecal jokes arent that funny. However if you want to hear a "urban military legend" from my days at the army, heres one:
Many people dont want to do the army here. And many of those are too lazy to do community service instead of the army. So, most end up doing the most craziest things in order to prove themselves nuts. One of the favorite stories, which happened to a friends friend is this:
A private not entirely happy with his military career goes for his first medical checkup. But wanting to leave the army he needs the doctor to sign a paper declaring him not mentally stable. So what he does is stuff a 200g chocolate bar in his ass before going to the doctors. The chocolate nice and melted, he proceeds into the doctors office and sits down. For 15 mins the doctors asks his questions and everything seems fine. Then the private reaches down into his pants, digs in and then pulls his hand out. Ofcourse covered in chocolate. The doctors doesent know this, then the private proceeds to taste then eat the chocolate saing "Mmmm! It actually DOES taste good!" Well. He left the same day.
