Axem
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« on: May 30, 2007, 07:16:47 PM » |
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 Just a few notes about this before I go into campaign description mode... 1) This uses show-subtitle with great prejudice and was all done for a screen res of 1024x768. If you're using something other than 1024, it may appear skewed a bit. 2) No peeking in the VP (Spoilerz within) 3) Don't kill me 4) If you haven't played JAD1 or JAD2, I highly recommend doing so beforehand. 5) I never lie 6) Have fun! 7) No Voice Acting (sorta) 8) Some assembly required Campaign DescriptionWith the death of FRED and FRED2 by the hands of Alpha 1, there no stands nothing to strike at the GTVA! Except for... Shivans! On a Plane! The Shivans have returned and are bent on taking over ancient Earth aero-transports. We've got motherfrackin' Shivans! And there's not a got-damn thing you can do about it! Just another day again, eh? YOUAREAlpha 1. AGAINWhy wouldn't it be? Get ready for the following things in random order! * plotholes on a plane! * copyright infringements on a plane! * references to Disco Music on a plane! * the power of ETAM, the next-next-generation of ETAK on a plane! (ok, maybe not) * God on a plane! (MORE God on a plane may still not be God on a plane, your God on a plane may vary.) * unexpected twist endings on a plane! * MORE on a plane! Screenshots   Download LinkJAD3 Boxset (9MB) ( Mirror) Cutscene Pack (43MB) (Optional but highly recommended) ( Mirror) Install to a mod folder within your root FS2 folder. Have your Media VPs in a folder called mediavps for maximum awesome (and slowness during big scenes). Select the mod folder with the launcher and enjoy! Special Thanks toDaBrain (Texturing) Nico (Shivan Model) Random People (Ideas) |
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Goober5000
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 07:18:45 PM » |
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Fortunes of War | Ross 128 | Deus Ex Machina | Terran-Vasudan War Project | FreeSpace Port | Silent Threat: Reborn | Scroll of AtankharzimReport SCP bugs with Mantis"How I wish you could put things like that on your CV though. 'Accidentally fooled Computer Press into thinking Freespace 3 was going to be on the XBox.' That's very nearly a 'Goob wins the Internet' moment, at the very least a high end-of-level boss." -- Flipside "I view Python for game usage about the same as going fishing with a stick of dynamite. It will do the job but it's big, noisy, you'll probably get soaking wet and you've still got to get the damn fish out of the water." -- Taylor
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Turey
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The diminutive form of Turambar.
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 08:16:00 PM » |
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Oh noes!! He's TWO ahead of you now! |
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Nuclear1
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 08:52:02 PM » |
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I love you Axem.
*downloads*
*prances off to play*
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Captain Zelnick - Don't do it, old warrior! You still have so much to live for!
Tanaka - Like what? My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all of my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. I have already picked out a nice asteroid to smash into, so, if you don't mind, I'll just go and kill myself. Unless, you want to annihilate me yourself? <Erik> i liked inferno because it had big ships <Erik> 8D <Erik> i was like WOOHOO BIG SHIPS <Erik> ...and then i realised they were stupid |
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Goober5000
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 10:04:30 PM » |
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WTF!
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Fortunes of War | Ross 128 | Deus Ex Machina | Terran-Vasudan War Project | FreeSpace Port | Silent Threat: Reborn | Scroll of AtankharzimReport SCP bugs with Mantis"How I wish you could put things like that on your CV though. 'Accidentally fooled Computer Press into thinking Freespace 3 was going to be on the XBox.' That's very nearly a 'Goob wins the Internet' moment, at the very least a high end-of-level boss." -- Flipside "I view Python for game usage about the same as going fishing with a stick of dynamite. It will do the job but it's big, noisy, you'll probably get soaking wet and you've still got to get the damn fish out of the water." -- Taylor
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These words make the page load that much slower.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 10:44:53 PM » |
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Interestingly enough, this signature is none of the following:
A witty remark on whatever sad state of affairs the world may or may not be in
A series of localized forum in-jokes
A clever and self-referential comment on the nature of signatures themselves.
Hobo Queens are Crowned, but Hobo Kings are Found.
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Koth
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Join the NTF! We have cookies!
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 02:04:51 AM » |
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Finally !!! *storms of to play JAD3*
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The only use of this text is the nice line it creates under my posts.
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jr2
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It's prounounced jayartoo
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 02:12:50 AM » |
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Oh noes!!  I was expecting a release from you before another release from Axem. |
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Koth
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 02:35:13 AM » |
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This got to be the shortest campaign ever.
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The only use of this text is the nice line it creates under my posts.
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Colonol Dekker
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ABSENT KING OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 03:36:06 AM » |
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Axem.........................................................  You made me smile today.  Thank you  |
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NOT THE WIFE, I GOT DIBS.............KARAJORMA UNDERSTANDS LOL LOL LOL
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Wobble73
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Reality is for people with no imagination
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 08:07:17 AM » |
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OMG!!!! (on a plane) YES!!!!!!!  (on a plane)
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Member of the Scooby Doo Fanclub. And we're not talking a cartoon dog here people!! You would be well adviced to question the wisdom of older forumites, we all have our preferences and perversions |
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 10:48:05 AM » |
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after i completed the first mission i was all like...    i was waiting for this ever since JAD 2...now i am totally confused... |
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Mobius
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 11:01:00 AM » |
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Oh noes!! He's TWO ahead of you now!
What are you waiting for, Goober? Work on DEM2!  after i completed the first mission i was all like... i was waiting for this ever since JAD 2...now i am totally confused...  And welcome to the HLPBB, unit2  |
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Axem
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 11:09:26 AM » |
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Don't worry guys, updated releases will come every six months!  Provided I don't start on another campaign or revive a long dead one that I think really has a chance. |
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Colonol Dekker
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 11:14:54 AM » |
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JAD 3.1 etc i'm guessing, or JAD 4? PS - Whats the status on your "Ultra boxy cruiser" ? I think it looks fantastic. |
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NOT THE WIFE, I GOT DIBS.............KARAJORMA UNDERSTANDS LOL LOL LOL
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Nuclear1
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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 11:51:37 AM » |
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WTF!
That said, it was f'ing hilarious. I think I actually went blue while shooting up the Internets. |
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Captain Zelnick - Don't do it, old warrior! You still have so much to live for!
Tanaka - Like what? My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all of my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. I have already picked out a nice asteroid to smash into, so, if you don't mind, I'll just go and kill myself. Unless, you want to annihilate me yourself? <Erik> i liked inferno because it had big ships <Erik> 8D <Erik> i was like WOOHOO BIG SHIPS <Erik> ...and then i realised they were stupid |
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2007, 01:53:53 PM » |
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Oooooooookay... Axem's campaigns have reached a new level of weirdness...  But, 'twas quite funny. Keep up the good work! |
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"Time LINE? Ugh! Time is NOT made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!" -Caboose, RedvsBlue Episode 53 "They tell ya: never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious." -Mal Reynolds, FireflyDreamcatcher |
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NGTM-1R
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2007, 02:09:18 PM » |
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Most anticipated campaign of the year. Detailed comments to come.
Oh, and...
Snakes on a Cain.
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Can we ever really fight the Shivans? We cannot make them fear us or feel the kind of pain they have made us feel.
And yet, we can defeat them. And this time, I think we shall.
-Admiral Robert Petrarch, Operation Syndral
Day Five
THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US.
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your Hardstyle music producer
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 03:13:21 PM » |
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great... i cant extract the vp file.  |
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by reading this.. you wasted your time!
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Mad Bomber
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2007, 05:05:00 PM » |
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Kentucky Fried Turducken. "How the hell am I supposed to make a turducken with just a turkey butt and a chicken wing!? Bring back my modular chimera parts!"  |
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"What the hell!? I've got a Snuffleupagus on my scanners! The Snuffleupagus is active!"
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