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Offline Mobius

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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
No, I'm the bastard here...

 
Re: Wow, has it been a year...
sadly can mean many thng. he might have done it with his sister. Or, i might have turned out to be his best friend's girlfriend. Or it could have been somehow posted somewere in an embarrasing way. or i could have been his hot sister.
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Offline redsniper

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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
or i could have been his hot sister.
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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
sadly can mean many thng. he might have done it with his sister. Or, i might have turned out to be his best friend's girlfriend. Or it could have been somehow posted somewere in an embarrasing way. or i could have been his hot sister.

Aren't you one of the resident twelvers, or the very pioneer of twelve-year residency IIRC?

You taking it up the butt from someone searching a hooker leads to a variety of unpleasent facts:

a) You are someone's hot sister (see alternative branch)
b) he likes underaged prostitutes
c) he still toke you despite he probably remarked your... 'flaw'
d) nobody ever remarked you are male

Alternative branch:
a) you are hermaphrodite
b) go watch Boy's don't cry
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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
I'd've quite happily lost my virginity to my hot sister.

****, I'd've been on IRC bragging while she was still sucking my dick clean.
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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
I lol'd
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline S-99

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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
I can't believe so many guys here got hooked :wtf:

Is that, like, normal in the USA?

I haven't been hooked. I wouldn't call it normal in the usa so much as it may be just as normal where you come from, or anywhere else. In other words...a comparison of prostitution rates from around the world would show some good data :yes:

Then again, wherever prostitution is illegal, you're going to have high chances at not getting a good product and or end result.
The other thing that sucks is that we live in a day and age where people simply want to "do the deed" just because they're horny enough they want to "get some". Perhaps not even caring where the satisfaction (if at times they label it as satisfaction) comes from or who it's with (but, hell, if people can pay money for it, it must mean it's good). Sex has gotten degraded to only the sheer mechanics and movements of it. This is where many learn that sex really isn't that great, and that it really sucks when it drives you to do stupid stuff in the name of being horny.  Under all of this sex just can't be worth it through the eyes of self-esteem and responsibility.

It's worth a lot less trouble and no shame followed by happiness to just wait until you meet someone who you hit it off with and eventually "do" that person in what will most likely be beautifully memorable if not only "a lot better" of an experience. This also asks certain questions. When is sex so satisfyingly nirvanic for individuals? And who will actually pay attention when it will be for them?
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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
I'm going to assume from your naive attitude that you're both a virgin and a prat with a promise-to-jesus ring...

Sex is never 'beautifully memorable'. It's hot, sweaty, tiring and leaves you needing to wash your sore genitals because if you leave it till the morning your cock will just stink of rotting semen.

And as a social activity it's like Episode 3. There's a ton of build-up, and lots of talk about how great it is, you watch the trailer, and you read the spoilers and you get so excited and hyper and OMG it's going to be fantastic and then... NOOOOOOOOOooooooo....!!!

Which applies as a metaphor for losing your virginity and flirting-through-to-****ing in a more repetitious sense.
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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
****ing can be quite boring and a huge waste of time i think. sex is meaningless when it gets to where you will **** anything. the girls who are like that are so stretched out its not even worth doing them. once youve had a 19 yo hottie with an ultra tight vagina, theres no going back.
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Offline Stealth

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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
can we stop please!?

 

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Re: Wow, has it been a year...
Yes, we can. We really really can. Welcome back red.
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