[mikhael]

Subject: Earn Your MBA Online at Capella University
Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2002 16:18:56 -0400
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Didn't Capella University go under a few years back? Something about a big explosion?

[Fineus]

It's those damn lab experiments... they were always a bad idea

As a completely (almost) unrelated matter - this reminds me of the time dad made mustard gas in science class one time... ah the good old days of education...

[Zeronet]

Has anyone actually ever followed one of those links?

[LtNarol]

heh, thats what we call "Public Education"

[mikhael]

Talk about distance education. Do you think I can rent a subspace capable ship to get there each day?

[Styxx]

It doesn't matter, the nodes are blocked f00!

[wEvil]

Originally posted by Styxx
It doesn't matter, the nodes are blocked f00!

I'll just get my pipe cleaner out then, shall I and unblock them?

[Kellan]

No, then the Dean, Prinicipal and more evil Professors will attack us! They've got 3 legs, 2 arms, multiple compound eyes and they travel around in red/black hot-rods!

Be on the lookout for them.

[Ace]

Don't forget the built in organic plasma cannons or the energy-blades

[Kellan]

Originally posted by Ace
Don't forget the built in organic plasma cannons or the energy-blades

Yeah, I don't think that I'll be going to Capella university then. Nottingham just sounds so much...safer.

[Thorn]

The University of Vasuda is accepting applications....
Terrans welcome! *heh* *heh heh*
*attempts to hide a ridiculously huge meat cleaver behind his back*

[Stryke 9]

Should I be disturbed that none of this is really funny?

EDIT: ...said the guy who invented the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice. Never mind.

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Should I be disturbed that none of this is really funny?

Yes.... you should... you should go to a monastery and meditate on this.... and then contemplate the meaning of life.... then come back and tell us what you found.... speaking of which.... its time for my "pills"....

[CP5670]

and then contemplate the meaning of life

I do this all day.

[Galemp]

Those lousy Golgafrinchans. Now we'll never know.

(For those of you who don't understand, be happy you have no great answers you wish to know the questions to.)

[Stryke 9]

"Pills" indicating that they're really not pills, and only called that?

Lousy yerself, if we're relying on that book.

[Blue Lion]

Originally posted by CP5670


I do this all day.

 Contemplate it with a girl then, you'll find a pretty good reason

[Stealth]

Damn right you'll be there all day!  and chances are sometime during the discussion tears will get involved

[deep_eyes]

[beatspete]

Aww, cappela univesity closed down?  And i was so looking forward to the yearly cappela university/vega college boat race.  They both decorate a corvete with oars sticking out the side (its traditional) then see who can get from one jumpnode to another the fastest.  Its true.

pete