[sigtau]

I HAVE STARTED ONE.

START POSTING, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

<sigtau> I wonder if there are any homosexual Vasudans.
<ShadowGorrath> Ewww
<Hades> OH GOD
<Hades> I WANT THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD -NOW-
<ShadowGorrath> Sigtau you have a very dirty mind. That's it. I'm joining the NTF...
<sigtau> Signature worthy.
<mura> wait... there are genders among the vasudans?
<Hades> One would be Vasudan to think so
<Hades> Err
<Hades> Wise*
<sigtau> How the hell would Vasudans reproduce then?
<sigtau> Budding?
<qazwsx> 3 sexes!
<Hades> They would reproduce by magic
<qazwsx> male, female, xemale!
<sigtau> Hades is a homosexual Vasudan.
<sigtau> male
<sigtau> female
<sigtau> e-mail
<Hades> Sigtau: Go **** a train
<ShadowGorrath> OK, I'M OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GET SICK
<-- ShadowGorrath ([email protected]) has left #hard-light

[butter_pat_head]

Bash.org top 100 is a great site for this kind of thing.

Examples:

#244321 +(25571)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

#835030 +(13967)- [X]
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me

[Hades]

Everyone, let's try to keep this a #hard-light only quote thread.

[Nuclear1]

Code: [Select]

<any member on irc> SHUT UP NUCLEAR!!

[Hades]

[01:24] <Hades> http://img199.imageshack.us/i/63427835.jpg/
[01:24] <Hades> LOOK
[01:24] <Hades> AND BE BEWILDERED
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> Subspace drive?
[01:24] <red-laptop> it's a piece
[01:24] <Hades> But not just any subspace drive
[01:24] <Hades> It's a subspace drive v3!
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> THE Subspace drive?
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> ohisee
[01:24] <Hades> ...
[01:24] <Hades> goddamnit
[01:24] <Hades> That made me lost the game.
[01:24] <red-laptop> we need a subspace drive
[01:24] <Hades> Yeah
[01:25] <red-laptop> for shenanigans
[01:25] <Hades> I've got three versions
[01:25] <red-laptop> and  hotblood
[01:25] <Hades> Old FS1 style, newer style, and that one.
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> lol...i'd love to put that in a dogfight mission
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> and if you destroyed it
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> you triggered a supernova
[01:25] <Hero_Swe>
[01:25] <Hades> ...
[01:25] <red-laptop> awesome
[01:25] <Hades> That gives me an awesome idea
[01:25] <Hades> Now, to learn how to FRED
[01:25] <red-laptop> do the walkthrough
[01:25] <red-laptop> beam-free-all
[01:25] <Hades> And we will call the mission "Someone set us up the bom"
[01:25] <Hero_Swe>
[01:25] <Hades> bomb*
[01:26] <Hades> And I will blast trolls with my fabulous spaceship
[01:26] <+mura> Hades
[01:26] <+mura> can you make it look drill like?
[01:26] <Hades> ...
[01:26] <Hades> why
[01:26] <+mura> just wondering
[01:26] <Hades> Why would someone make a drill-subspace drive?
[01:26] <Hades> Oh
[01:26] <Hero_Swe> Mura needs a drill model
0[01:26] <Hades> Oh
[01:26] <Hero_Swe> Mura needs a drill model
[01:26] <Hades> I'VE GOT IT
[01:26] <Hero_Swe>
[01:27] <+mura> rule of cool
[01:27] <Hades> A SUBSPACE MISSILE!
[01:27] <Hero_Swe> mura is making a porno in Freespace
[01:27] <Hades> subspace drive missile*
[01:27] <+mura> mhhh, wasn't thinking that, but that would look awesome
[01:27] <Hades> You fire one, and it triggers a supernova!
[01:27] <+mura> hahaha
[01:27] <Hades> You fire two and...
[01:27] <Hades> Well
[01:27] <Hades> We don't know what happens
[01:27] <+mura> divide by 0 effect
[01:27] <Hades> But **** goes down for sure.
[01:27] * tinfoil ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[01:27] <Hero_Swe> You collapse all nodes near you
[01:28] <Hades> And then it triggers a supernova!
[01:28] <Hades> It's genius, and evil.
[01:28] <Hades> I love it.
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and you bring the "Bigger than shivan" enemy into the playingfield
[01:28] <Hades> And then that causes a second supernova
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and then the SH_Gargant jumps in
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and rick rolls you
[01:28] <Hades> And that causes 3 more supernovas from the rick rolls
[01:28] <Hades> AXEM
[01:28] <Hades> GET IN HERE
[01:28] <Hades> We have ideas for JAD3
[01:29] <Hades> JAD4*
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> Hades and Hero_Swe. Thinktank for JAD4
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> I've got this logged
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> Next time axem is on
[01:29] <Hades> Because we will NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN -

[Hero_Swe]

Hades and Hero_Swe. Thinktank for JAD4

[redsniper]

Axem sigged this.

[21:50] <redsniper> but yeah, child abuse is only entertaining to a point

We were talking about Black Lagoon. Context matters.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I think Goober won't mind if I quoted this. Karajorma might, though.

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[13:06]   =-=   User mode for Androgeos is now +i
[13:06]   =-=   User mode for Androgeos is now +w
[13:06]   -->|   YOU (Androgeos) have joined #hard-light
[13:06]   =-=   Topic for #hard-light is “<sarcasm> Welcome to #Hard-Light! | Talk to people in the 3.6.10 lobby! irc://fs2netd.game-warden.com:7117/autoselect | Ron Paul in 2012! | http://www.fsoinstaller.com/dndadventures.html | PM your FRED3 trivia to Axem! | FS2_Open 3.6.10 RC2: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62210.0.html | Welcome Mibbit Users!”
[13:06]   =-=   Topic for #hard-light was set by Axem on Sat, May 2, 2009 6:43:14 AM
[13:06]   <Androgeos>   Afternoon, all.
[13:06]   ===   Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:06]   ===   Hammer: member of #hard-light
[13:06]   ===   Hammer: attached to serenity.esper.net “The Voice of Tranquility”
[13:06]   ---   End of WHOIS information for Hammer.
[13:06]   <Androgeos>   Hammer, prepare to be WHOIS'd.
[13:06]   <Androgeos>   [13:06] === Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:07]   ===   Goober5000 <chatzilla@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “Goober5000”
[13:07]   ===   Goober5000: member of @#hard-light
[13:07]   ===   Goober5000: attached to roc.esper.net “Are you ready to roc?”
[13:07]   ===   Goober5000 has identified for this nick
[13:07]   ---   End of WHOIS information for Goober5000.
[13:07]   <Androgeos>   Your WHOIS is the same as Goober's.
[13:09]   <Goober5000>   is that so!
[13:09]   <Goober5000>   mister, you have some explaining to do
[13:09]   <Androgeos>   [13:06] === Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:09]   <Androgeos>   [13:07] === Goober5000 <chatzilla@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “Goober5000”
[13:09]   <Hammer>   WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HOSTNAME?
[13:09]   <blowfish>   lul
[13:10]   <blowfish>   !8ball lul?
[13:10]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: The answer is certainly yes.
[13:10]   <Goober5000>   lol
[13:10]   <Goober5000>   I say we kick him
[13:10]   <Hammer>   wat
[13:10]   <Hammer>   !8ball should I be kicked?
[13:10]   <BotenAnna>   Hammer: I doubt it very much.
[13:10]   <Hammer>   yay!
[13:10]   <Hammer>   !8ball should I get ops?
[13:10]   <BotenAnna>   Hammer: Come again?
[13:11]   <Hammer>   !8ball should I get ops?
[13:11]   <BotenAnna>   Hammer: In your dreams.
[13:11]   <blowfish>   !8ball is Goober developing multiple personalities?
[13:11]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: No chance.
[13:11]   <Hammer>   doh
[13:11]   <Androgeos>   !weather
[13:11]   <blowfish>   !8ball is Goober impersonating multiple personalities?
[13:11]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: Singapore, Singapore at 1:00 PM SGT on May 02, 2009: [Temp: 88 F / 31 C Mostly Cloudy] [Hum: 75%] [Wind: SW 9 mph / 15 kph]
[13:11]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: Obviously.
[13:11]   <Goober5000>   heh
[13:11]   <Hammer>   lies!
[13:12]   <blowfish>   All right, Goober. You're not crazy, you're just ... crazy
[13:12]   <Goober5000>   this is more fun than that time there were 4 goobers online
[13:12]   -->|   Goober50000 (Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:12]   <Goober50000>   O HAI
[13:12]   <Androgeos>   O.o
[13:13]   <BlackMan>   HAI
[13:13]   <blowfish>   Goober(5*10^x)
[13:14]   -->|   Lurker5000 (Lurker5000@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:14]   <Androgeos>   That makes four!
[13:14]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +o Lurker5000 by ChanServ
[13:14]   <Lurker5000>   don't mind me, I'm just lurking
[13:14]   <Battuta>   comsat sweep!
[13:14]   <Goober50000>   OM NOM NOM NOM
[13:14]   <Hammer>   I need ops! I can't kick anyone like this!
[13:15]   -->|   Delimis has joined #hard-light
[13:15]   <Goober5000>   lol
[13:16]   <DJShrike>   One day satan went to heaven and said "Yo wussup" and Jesus was like "OMGWTFWallH4X"
[13:16]   <Goober5000>   no, he said "Where have you come from?"
[13:16]   <mura>   Jesus is a worst hacker
[13:16]   <Androgeos>   By the way, Goober, why does mura have a grey bubble?
[13:16]   <blowfish>   he has +v
[13:17]   <Androgeos>   Voice?
[13:17]   <blowfish>   yes
[13:17]   <Goober5000>   and Satan said "From going back and forth on the Earth and moving through it"
[13:17]   <Androgeos>   So what does +v do?
[13:17]   <blowfish>   allows you to talk when +m is set
[13:17]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +m by Goober5000
[13:17]   <Goober5000>   whee
[13:17]   <Androgeos>   What's +m?
[13:17]   ===   #hard-light Cannot send to channel
[13:17]   <Androgeos>   !weather
[13:17]   ===   #hard-light Cannot send to channel
[13:18]   <Lurker5000>   stop that, stop that, we don't need more lurkers
[13:18]   =-=   Mode #hard-light -m by Lurker5000
[13:18]   =-=   blowfish is now known as blowfish_
[13:18]   <Goober50000>   THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
[13:18]   =-=   blowfish_ is now known as blowfish
[13:19]   <blowfish>   who's butter? o_O
[13:19]   <Zacam>   Eww
[13:19]   <Hammer>   i can has ops?
[13:19]   <Zacam>   PEANUT BUTTER!
[13:19]   <blowfish>   !!!!! :O
[13:19]   * Androgeos   forgot to shave.
[13:20]   <mura>   i bet you wont +m again
[13:21]   <blowfish>   O RLY?
[13:22]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +m by Goober5000
[13:22]   <Goober5000>   ha!
[13:22]   <mura>   <.<
[13:22]   <mura>   he did it
[13:22]   -->|   O_RLY (blowfish@[LOLOLOLOL].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:22]   <mura>   i guess i lost that bet
[13:23]   <Lurker5000>   sigh
[13:23]   =-=   Mode #hard-light -m by Lurker5000
[13:23]   <--|   O_RLY has left #hard-light
[13:23]   <Goober5000>   nooooo
[13:23]   <mura>   internal struggle?
[13:23]   <Goober50000>   I CAN HAS COOKIE!
[13:23]   <blowfish>   That's weird
[13:23]   <blowfish>   for some reason
[13:23]   <HerraTohtori>   what was that
[13:23]   <Zacam>   Scizophrenia. It's fun. I preffer quadraphenia myself.
[13:23]   <blowfish>   I can't change my nick when +m is set
[13:24]   <HerraTohtori>   08:23 -!- mode/#hard-light [-m] by Lurker5000
[13:24]   =-=   blowfish is now known as blowfish_
[13:24]   =-=   blowfish_ is now known as O_RLY
[13:24]   <Hammer>   I need to kick someone
[13:24]   <HerraTohtori>   when was I +m'd?
[13:24]   =-=   O_RLY is now known as blowfish
[13:24]   <Androgeos>   You wasn't, Herra.
[13:24]   <Hammer>   nevar!
[13:24]   <Androgeos>   Goober +m'd the entire room.
[13:24]   <blowfish>   somehow only applies to #hard-light
[13:24]   * HerraTohtori   tries to see the point in that
[13:24]   * HerraTohtori   fails it
[13:25]   * Androgeos   has lost The Game.
[13:25]   * Delimis   has lost The Game.
[13:25]   <Hammer>   I AM TEH WIN
[13:25]   <Goober50000>   NO U
[13:25]   <Goober50000>   WAIT
[13:25]   <Hammer>   lol
[13:25]   <blowfish>   lulificaiton
[13:26]   <mura>   \join #Hard-light-chan TODAY
[13:26]   <blowfish>   okay...
[13:26]   <blowfish>   there seems to be a mechanism in place
[13:26]   <Goober50000>   I CANT IT DOESNT WORK
[13:27]   <blowfish>   for keeping a user from changing their nick when +m is set in a channel where they don't have ops
[13:27]   <Zacam>   If you don't have voice in an +m channel, sysevent messages also cannot be sent.
[13:27]   <Zacam>   Because sysevent from ChanServ also does not have voice.
[13:28]   <Zacam>   SysServ for server messages is not affected.
[13:28]   <Goober5000>   so should I also do +m on ChanServ?
[13:28]   <blowfish>   I did it in the server window
[13:28]   <Zacam>   And that was probably more information than was necessary.
[13:28]   <Goober50000>   !8ball can I get ops now?
[13:28]   <BotenAnna>   Goober50000: It shall be.
[13:29]   <Goober50000>   WOO!
[13:29]   <Hammer>   not fair
[13:30]   <mura>   mibbitsers D;
[13:30]   <mura>   Ella Fitzgerald rocks
[13:31]   <Goober50000>   WHERE IS MAI OPS
[13:31]   <blowfish>   I ate them
[13:31]   <blowfish>   just like iamzack's
[13:31]   |<--   Blue_Lion has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[13:32]   <blowfish>   that's weird because changing my nick while in a moderated channel used to work
[13:32]   <blowfish>   guess they changed it...
[13:32]   <mura>   blowfish: eating iamzack or eating iamzack's op's?
[13:32]   <blowfish>   ops
[13:32]   <mura>   ok
[13:32]   <mura>   otherwise...
[13:32]   <mura>   lol mono
[13:32]   <blowfish>   heh
[13:33]   -->|   Darius has joined #hard-light
[13:33]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +o Darius by Goober5000
[13:34]   <Hammer>   nooooo, I need ops
[13:34]   <Darius>   my lifelong ambition realised
[13:34]   <Androgeos>   Hi, Darius.
[13:34]   <Hammer>   I need to hammer something
[13:34]   <Hammer>   "If I had a hammer..."
[13:35]   <Darius>   hi androgeos
[13:35]   <Delimis>   Wikipedia claims that "child pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry".
[13:35]   <mura>   Hammer, the problem is, you are not THE HAMMER
[13:35]   <mura>   here comes the FBI
[13:35]   -->|   FUBAR-BDHR has joined #hard-light
[13:35]   <mura>   see?
[13:35]   =-=   blowfish is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:35]   <Delimis>   I wonder how that is possible if child porn is restricted almost everywhere.
[13:35]   =-=   Hammer was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (that's a communist song!)
[13:35]   <mura>   black market
[13:36]   =-=   Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (impersonator!)
[13:36]   -->|   Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (blowfish@[LOLOLOLOL].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:36]   <mura>   Goober5000: stop it
[13:36]   <mura>   it's not the 50's anymore
[13:36]   =-=   Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage is now known as blowfish
[13:36]   <mura>   let the commies be commies
[13:36]   <Androgeos>   What 50s?
[13:36]   <mura>   they lose all the fun stuff
[13:36]   <mura>   1950's
[13:36]   -->|   Hammer (Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:36]   <mura>   well, not lose
[13:36]   <mura>   miss
[13:36]   * Darius   wonders why he never sees Goober5000 and the Hammer of HLP 0wnage in the same room...
[13:37]   =-=   Hammer is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:37]   -->|   BlueLion has joined #hard-light
[13:37]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   yay!
[13:37]   <Goober5000>   doh
[13:37]   <mura>   aww, and i just made it into your sig again
[13:37]   <mura>   :/
[13:37]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   it was the underscore
[13:37]   * mura   needs to say more funny stuff
[13:38]   <Androgeos>   [13:37] =-= Hammer is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:38]   <Androgeos>   1337hrs. XD
[13:38]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   woot!
[13:38]   <Goober50000>   NO FAIR!
[13:38]   <Goober50000>   I AM TEH LEET
[13:40]   <Androgeos>   Signature changed. 666 characters remaining.
[13:41]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   TEH BEAST!
[13:41]   <mura>   there was nothing at the room_with_a_moose
[13:41]   <Goober50000>   KICK IT!
[13:41]   <mura>   i think the moose left
[13:41]   <Goober5000>   quiet down you two
[13:41]   <mura>   who?
[13:42]   <Androgeos>   !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.
[13:42]   <Androgeos>   !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: Come again?
[13:42]   <Androgeos>   !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: It is possible.
[13:42]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   lol, she can't make up her mind
[13:42]   <Androgeos>   !8ball Does Goober5000 enjoy suffering from MPD?
[13:42]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: The outlook is poor.
[13:42]   <Goober50000>   I AM TEH WIN!
[13:42]   <Goober50000>   THIS IS WHY: http://staff.hard-light.net/goober5000/images/win.jpg
[13:42]   <mura>   !8ball is Goober50000 the win?
[13:42]   <BotenAnna>   mura: Obviously.
[13:42]   <mura>   O_O
[13:43]   <mura>   http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss153/Chaosrains517/pancakes.jpg
[13:43]   <Goober5000>   except that is clearly the folder of goober5000, not goober50000
[13:43]   <Goober5000>   so clearly I am teh win
[13:43]   <mura>   !8ball is Goober5000 the win?
[13:43]   <BotenAnna>   mura: NO!
[13:43]   <mura>   !8ball is Goober5000 teh win?
[13:43]   <BotenAnna>   mura: _I_ don't know.
[13:43]   <mura>   is Goober50000 teh win?
[13:43]   <mura>   O_O
[13:44]   <mura>   !8ball do i need a new chair?
[13:44]   <BotenAnna>   mura: NO!
[13:44]   <mura>   :/
[13:44]   <blowfish>   !8ball do I need a new life?
[13:44]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: Of course.
[13:44]   <blowfish>   
[13:45]   =-=   YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (abuse!)
[13:45]   -->|   YOU (Androgeos) have joined #hard-light
[13:45]   <mura>   abuse?
[13:45]   <Androgeos>   I note the sarcasm in front of /topic.
[13:45]   <Androgeos>   "<sarcasm> Welcome to #Hard-Light!"
[13:46]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   btw, I still need ops
[13:46]   <blowfish>   had to do with something Axem, Takashi, and a few others were doing earlier
[13:46]   <blowfish>   !8ball should Hammer shaddap?
[13:46]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: Yes!
[13:46]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   I can't 0wnage anything without ops!
[13:46]   <blowfish>   SHADDAP
[13:46]   <blowfish>   !botsnack
[13:46]   <BotenAnna>   yipee!
[13:46]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   no u
[13:46]   <Goober50000>   NO U
[13:47]   <Goober50000>   FINISH HIM
[13:47]   <Goober5000>   K
[13:47]   =-=   Goober50000 was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (Goober50000)
[13:47]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   lol
[13:47]   <Lurker5000>   you kicked yourself?
[13:48]   <blowfish>   he kicked his tenfold self
[13:48]   <Goober5000>   what blowfish said
[13:48]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   hey lurker, gimme ops
[13:48]   <Lurker5000>   sure, why not
[13:49]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   yay!
[13:49]   <blowfish>   yay I make someone's sig
[13:50]   <blowfish>   !8ball should Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage be barred from having ops?
[13:50]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: You're kidding, right?
[13:50]   <Androgeos>   [13:49] <blowfish> yay I make someone's sig
[13:50]   <blowfish>   !8ball should Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage have ops?
[13:50]   <BotenAnna>   blowfish: Unlikely.
[13:50]   <Androgeos>   blowfish: This is considering that Goober has made it into my sig four times.
[13:51]   <Goober5000>   whee!
[13:52]   <Battuta>   he who rides the tigger
[13:52]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   I don't have ops yet >:(
[13:52]   <Lurker5000>   yeah, psych
[13:53]   <Goober5000>   noooooooooo
[13:53]   <Goober5000>   wait
[13:54]   <blowfish>   Battua: that could be interpreted as kiddie porn
[13:54]   <Battuta>   noooooooooooo
[13:54]   <Battuta>   the wonderful thing about tigger
[13:54]   <Battuta>   is that he's the only one
[13:54]   <Darius>   furry porn?
[13:54]   * blowfish   has never heard of furry child porn
[13:55]   <Androgeos>   O.o
[13:55]   * blowfish   is disturbed by the thought
[13:55]   <Battuta>   you could be a pioneer
[13:55]   <Battuta>   we might call you a 'cub scout'
[13:56]   <blowfish>   ...
[13:56]   <Battuta>   I can only assume everyone is laughing too hard to respond
[13:56]   <mura>   now you gotta make it
[13:56]   * Androgeos   is not laughing.
[13:56]   <blowfish>   rule 34... :\
[13:56]   <mura>   more like puking
[13:56]   * Delimis   is not laughing either.
[13:56]   <Goober5000>   I'm laughing, I wonder if I get a scarlet letter for that
[13:57]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   enough laughing, I need ops
[13:57]   * Esarai   lol'd
[13:57]   <Lurker5000>   if I gave you ops, you'd just kick everyone
[13:58]   <Goober5000>   yeah, so?
[13:58]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   hmm!
[13:58]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   I seem to be merging!
[13:58]   <mura>   faaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOoo
[13:58]   <mura>   PUNCH!
[13:58]   <Goober5000>   oof
[13:58]   <Androgeos>   You forgot the N, mura.
[13:58]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +o Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage by Goober5000
[13:58]   <mura>   nerffed D:
[13:58]   <Goober5000>   *cant'... breathe*
[13:58]   <mura>   he says it in japanese, Androgeos
[13:58]   <Goober5000>   what did I push?
[13:58]   <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage>   yay, I have ops
[13:59]   <mura>   oh damn
[13:59]   =-=   Goober5000 was booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Goober5000)
[13:59]   <Androgeos>   Uh oh
[13:59]   =-=   YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Androgeos)
[13:59]   -->|   YOU (Androgeos) have joined #hard-light
[13:59]   =-=   mura was booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (mura)
[13:59]   -->|   mura has joined #hard-light
[13:59]   =-=   YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Androgeos)
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[13:59]   <mura>   oh ****
[13:59]   <mura>   i lost my voice
[13:59]   =-=   Flamewave was booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Flamewave)
[13:59]   =-=   Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage was booted from #hard-light by Darius (Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage)
[13:59]   * Androgeos   is laughing very hard.
[13:59]   <Darius>   enough of this
[13:59]   <blowfish>   nice one Darius
[13:59]   <Androgeos>   Thaks, Darius.
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[13:59]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +o Goober5000 by ChanServ
[13:59]   <mura>   lol no autojoin
[13:59]   <Androgeos>   Spelling error ... "thanks".
[14:00]   <Androgeos>   LOL FAKE USER
[14:00]   <Goober5000>   bleh
[14:01]   <Goober5000>   k, next time you falcon punch someone, make sure they don't op their alter ego
[14:02]   =-=   blowfish is now known as blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe
[14:02]   <blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe>   bleh
[14:02]   <blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe>   character limit
[14:04]   =-=   blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe is now known as blowfish[be_back_soon_maybe_OO
[14:04]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +m by Goober5000
[14:04]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +v mura by Goober5000
[14:04]   =-=   Mode #hard-light -m by Goober5000
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If you want something shorter and a bit more recent, always check my signature.

[Dilmah G]

ROFLPWNED!

[Hades]

[02:25] <Androgeos> Actually, they also do that in 4.84 OpenSP.
[02:25] <Hades> No
[02:25] <Hades> I mean with real players
[02:25] <Hades> REAL PLAYERS did that ****
[02:26] <Androgeos> I know
[02:27] <Androgeos> I'm saying that the AI also does that.
[02:27] <Hades> Yeah, but the AI isn't sentient and can't help it. :\
[02:27] <Androgeos> They're scripted.
[02:28] <Androgeos> By humans.
[02:28] <Hades> Yes
[02:28] <Hades> But they're made to do certain tasks
[02:28] <Hades> They are NOWHERE near sentient
[02:29] * Androgeos loses the argument but not The Game.
[02:29] <Hades> ...
[02:29] <Hades> You mother****er

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Hades vents his frustration of Discovery 4.85 on IRC:

[15:55]   * Androgeos   watches a Rogue Gunboat fly past 100m away.
[15:56]   <Androgeos>   Not very pretty indeed.
[15:56]   <Hades>   They make me die a little inside
[15:56]   <Androgeos>   I think Jeff dislikes the Wolfhound.
[15:56]   <Hades>   Watch out for Doom, Eppy, and Xing/Yue Fei's ships
[15:56]   <Hades>   Most of their ships are horrible piece of ****s
[15:57]   <Hades>   http://freelancer.tinked.info/images/forwardquarter.png
[15:58]   <Hades>   ^^ WHAT THE ****ING HELL?
[15:58]   <mura>   night
[15:58]   <Hades>   Bai
[15:59]   <Hades>   Androg, don't go to Gallia
[15:59]   <Hades>   It ****ing sucks ass
[15:59]   <Hades>   So does this: http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll166/eodas/FL%20SHIP/Untitled-1.png
[15:59]   <Androgeos>   I won't.
[16:00]   * Androgeos   checks Hades' links.
[16:00]   <Hades>   In Gallia
[16:00]   <Androgeos>   First link: WHAT THE HELL?
[16:00]   <Androgeos>   Second link: Cue to fap?
[16:00]   <Hades>   You get jumped by 4 VHFs, 4 bombers, and 2 icecream trucks every minute.
[16:00]   <Hades>   The second one sucks. o.o
[16:00]   <Androgeos>   Ice cream trucks?
[16:00]   <Hades>   http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll166/eodas/FL%20SHIP/Untitled-1.png
[16:00]   <Hades>   Gunboats
[16:01]   <Androgeos>   Oh, I thought they were destroyers.
[16:01]   |<--   mura has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[16:01]   <Hades>   The second one should really use standard Liberty texturing, for one
[16:01]   <Hades>   Two, it looks too low poly even for Freelancer
[16:01]   <Hades>   And three
[16:01]   <ScoobyDoo>   Thats one messed up hanger bay too
[16:01]   <Hades>   THOSE RINGS AREN'T CIRCULAR FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[16:01]   <Hades>   Yeah
[16:02]   <Hades>   Carriers in Discovery are a flawed concept anyway
[16:02]   <Hades>   You can't ****ing launch NPC fighters and you can't get player fighters to dock. :\
[16:02]   <Androgeos>   Carriers?
[16:02]   <Androgeos>   I've never seen them.
[16:03]   <Hades>   There's a Liberty carrier, I think a RM carrier
[16:03]   <Hades>   Zoner carrier
[16:03]   <Hades>   Wait
[16:03]   <Hades>   I forgot about them
[16:03]   <Hades>   They have the LARGEST ****ING BS IN THE GAME
[16:03]   <Hades>   HOW IN THE **** DO THEY HAVE THE LARGEST BS IN THE GAME?
[16:03]   <Androgeos>   XD
[16:03]   <Androgeos>   Haha
[16:03]   <Androgeos>   I thought that should've gone to Rhienland.
[16:03]   <Hades>   The Valkyrie is sw33t
[16:04]   <Hades>   The gunboat is sw33t
[16:04]   <Androgeos>   Valk is sexy.
[16:04]   <Hades>   The cruiser is okay
[16:04]   <Hades>   And the BS is a giant ****ing Snail
[16:04]   <Androgeos>   Gunboat's fine.
[16:04]   <Hades>   But guess what
[16:04]   <Hades>   17 years in the future of Freelancer
[16:04]   <Hades>   AND THE ****ING HOUSES HAVEN'T MADE A NEW SHIP LINE
[16:05]   <Hades>   WTF
[16:05]   <Hades>   See, this is why we can't have anything nice.
[16:05]   <Androgeos>   The houses haven't been working; the pirates have.
[16:05]   <Hades>   YEAH
[16:05]   <Hades>   SRS
[16:05]   <Hades>   WTF
[16:05]   <Androgeos>   Strange world.

[17:34]   <Androgeos>   What the heck?
[17:35]   <Androgeos>   The Barghest has one Freighter shield mount, but it seems capable of mounting H.F. shields too!
[17:35]   <Hades>   Duh
[17:35]   <Hades>   The RM Barghest can do that too
[17:35]   <Hades>   (RM super bomber)
[17:35]   <Hero_Swe>   Which mod is this?
[17:35]   <Hades>   Fafnir
[17:35]   <Hero_Swe>   never heard of it
[17:35]   <Androgeos>   Discovery 4.85
[17:36]   <Hades>   Discovery 4.85 or something liek that.
[17:36]   <Hero_Swe>   ahh
[17:36]   <Hero_Swe>   Now that i know off
[17:36]   <Hades>   Sucks ass
[17:36]   <Hades>   Because, for one thing
[17:36]   <Androgeos>   Here we go again... XD
[17:36]   <Hades>   Everyone and their GRANDMOTHERS have BATTLESHIPS
[17:36]   <Hades>   The ZONERS have the LARGEST ****ING BATTLESHIP IN THE GAME
[17:37]   <Hades>   The BLOOD DRAGONS, and THE ORDER both had a very little amount of members but somehow have ****ing BATTLESHIPS
[17:37]   <Hades>   The PIRATES have ****ing BATTLESHIPS

[Hades]

Little note: You may not get most of the stuff in the quote if you have never played Freelancer or the Discovery 4.85 mod.

[NGTM-1R]

omgrawr this definitely ain't.

[Mobius]

22:57   <Hades>: I could get my crab to pinch it
22:57   <Hades>: Mwuahahahaha
22:57   <Rael>: Crab? O.O
22:57   <HerraTohtori>: Kenyan Mangrove Crab?
22:57   <Battuta>: If you have a microphone, I demand voice acting submissions
22:57   <Hades>: Pet Hermit Crab
22:57   <Battuta>: DEMAND THEM
22:58   <Rael>: You've got
22:58   <Rael>: A
22:58   <Rael>: Crab
22:58   <Rael>: At
22:58   <Rael>: Home?
22:58   <Hades>: Mother****ers hurt like hell when they pinch you.
22:58   <Hades>: Yes
22:58   <Rael>: Oh
22:58   <Hades>: Awesome little guy he is.
22:58   <Rael>: O.O
22:58   <Hades>: I even know the sex too.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Whoa. Since when did you join IRC, Mobius?

[Mobius]

I wasn't there when Hades, Battuta, Herra and Rael had that discussion.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

How did you get that quote then?

[Mobius]

Rael (134th Barracudas) sent it via PM.

[Hades]

I just checked, and there's not a "Rael" on Game Warden, Hard Light, or on FS2NET.

[Mobius]

Rael is the nick he used on IRC. 134th Barracudas is the nick he has on HLP.