[Nuclear1]

weeee ei hdd a litlee too much dovka tonight plz some ht e get me something to eat hahahaa plese i cant move rihgt now haha

[Ford Prefect]

Why are burgers always involved?

[Nuclear1]

becuase hamrger asre tasty and mety lol i love em

[Ford Prefect]

I yield to you on this point, sir.

Wish I were drunk right now. I hate term papers.

[Nuclear1]

fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary

[Mr. Vega]

My hunch is telling me this is fake.

[Hero_Swe]

Oh no, enter the IRC and experience the drunkeness yourself live, it's intoxicating.

[Nuclear1]

KFUC YU VEGAA mor voskada

[Ford Prefect]

fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary

Well, grad school, so, one could call it the "military" of the leftist East-Coast liberal elitist establishment.

Wait, why am I talking online to a drunk guy?

[Hades]

[23:33] <Nuclear> hehehehehehhe
[23:33] <Nuclear> wheeee
[23:33] <@AxemP> nuclear, can you dig it?
[23:34] <Nuclear> totally, i can dig it
[23:34] <Nuclear> someone get me a humauger
[23:34] <Nuclear> hamburger
[23:34] <Nuclear> dammit
[23:34] <@HerraTohtori> or maybe hamnyurger?
[23:35] <Nuclear> YES
[23:35] <Nuclear> that
[23:35] <Nuclear> food
[23:35] <Nuclear> now
[23:35] <Nuclear> in nuclea
[23:35] <Nuclear> er
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> no food for nuclei
[23:35] <Nuclear> hamurger especially
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> least of all hamurgers
[23:35] <Nuclear> NUCLEAR NEEDS FOOD TO STOP B ING DROKLG
[23:36] <@AxemP> kaaay
[23:36] <Nuclear> weeeee
[23:36] <Nuclear> i should go fred now
[23:36] <Nuclear> btu thats acrim
[23:36] <Nuclear> FWI
[23:37] <Nuclear> fred while intociathed
[23:37] <Hades> FRED the GTCv Tourettes mission, man
[23:37] <Hades> It may be so politically incorrect but god damn it's funny.
[23:37] <Nuclear> QHEEEEEEEE TOURETTES
[23:37] <Nuclear> hamurgrt
[23:38] <Nuclear> i seriously wn
[23:38] <Nuclear> hahahahahahhahahaha
[23:38] <Nuclear> its funy
[23:38] <Nuclear> goodbye you stupb canadian
[23:39] <Hades> Coming from the guy who can't spell "stupid". Hah.
[23:39] <Nuclear> FKC YOU LOD OF EHT UNDERWLD
[23:39] <DarthGeek> O.o
[23:39] <Nuclear> hehehehe
[23:39] <Nuclear> posting while intoxhated
[23:39] <DarthGeek> Nuclear, you're a bit too hamnyurger to be on IRC right now
[23:39] <Hades> No kidding.
[23:39] <Nuclear> NO
[23:39] <Nuclear> more hambugger
[23:39] <Hades> burger*
[23:40] <DarthGeek> SANDVICH!
[23:40] <Nuclear> itll get nuclear less hamyurger
[23:40] <@HerraTohtori> hambugger, debugger, detox, what's the difference
[23:41] <Nuclear> weeee i thin f ajust prosted athred
[23:42] <Hades> Link?
[23:42] <DarthGeek> you did. For all the world to see
[23:42] <DarthGeek> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=66953.0
[23:42] <Nuclear> FCK ME WITH A FKR
[23:42] <DarthGeek> rofl
[23:42] <@HerraTohtori> your shame will be eternal
[23:42] <Hades> docka, lol
[23:43] <Nuclear> fsjg,m you tquiale
[23:43] <Hades> dovka*
[23:43] <Nuclear> you wni this time
[23:43] <Hades> FKR?
[23:43] <Hades> Fork?
[23:43] <Hades> **** you with a fork?
[23:44] <Nuclear> YES DAMNTI LOR OF THE UNDEWODL
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the eye with a fork.
[23:44] <Nuclear> FKC YOU
[23:44] <Nuclear> WITH SAME FOKR
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the other eye.
[23:44] <Hades> This is funny, heh.
[23:44] <Nuclear> nowu r pissin me off heh
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the stomach
[23:45] <Nuclear> STPO IT HSDSS
[23:45] <Hades> HSDSS, heh.
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear again
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> please tell me someone is logging this
[23:46] <Hades> I got it all.
[23:46] <Nuclear> FKCIYU YOU ALL
[23:46] <Nuclear> more voakd
[23:46] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the fook
[23:46] <Hades> fork*
[23:46] <Nuclear> NO
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> it's contagious
[23:46] <Nuclear> spono
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> step away from him!
[23:46] <Hades> It's already spreading!
[23:46] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife.
[23:46] <Nuclear> hehehe hamugerrt
[23:47] <Nuclear> STOP HADESSSSS!
[23:47] <Nuclear> im nto that kinasdo f girl haha
[23:47] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the knife
[23:48] <Hades> Messing with drunk people online is fun.
[23:48] <Hades> It's also quite humorous.
[23:48] <Nuclear> FLC YPI A::
[23:49] <Nuclear> I NEDD PUSY
[23:49] <Nuclear> no pusyy her
[23:49] <Nuclear> FKCUUUUUUUU
[23:49] <Hades> You need to be less intoxicated atm
[23:49] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:49] <Nuclear> GOSMAIT STOP
[23:49] <@HerraTohtori> blood transfusion might help
[23:49] <Hades> Gosmait stop, heh
[23:50] <Hades> Someone post this in that thread and update it as we go along.
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU ALL
[23:50] <Nuclear> i need a hamruger
[23:50] <@HerraTohtori> anyone happen to be 0 Rh D negative?
[23:50] <Hades> I mean I feel kind of bad for doing this, and I hope Nuclear doesn't want to strangle me tomorrow, but damn is it funny.
[23:50] <Nuclear> ht go get me a hasmruger its righ
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a fork
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU HADER
[23:51] <Hades> Hader? That's new.
[23:51] <Nuclear> utop outyrs haha
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> sorry, logistical difficulties prevent me from delivering you a hasmruger
[23:51] * Hades kicks Nuclear in the testicles
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> maybe it's just as well you don't have a ruger of any kind
[23:52] <Nuclear> ****
[23:52] <Nuclear> ok i gota cmirowcvve
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> uh oh
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> this can only end in tears
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> tears and charred remains of foodstuffs or something else
[23:53] <Nuclear> FKYI LIVE MACRONI AND CHESS
[23:53] <Nuclear> chese
[23:53] <Nuclear> ****L
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> protip: if it looks alive, don't eat it
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> or at least kill it with fire first
[23:54] <Nuclear> lokl tht its ni mt ycat
[23:54] <Hades> Posting logs
[23:54] <Nuclear> R**** YOU HADES
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating your cat
[23:54] <Nuclear> ITS NMT NY ACAT
[23:54] <Nuclear> OSTS GODMAMN MAC ND CHESE
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating someone else's cat
[23:54] <DarthGeek> this is rofl material
[23:54] <Nuclear> CFUKC YOU ALl
[23:55] <Nuclear> M ORVOAKDE
[23:55] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider ****ing us all

These are the IRC logs from Nuclear's drunken visit.

[Nuclear1]

my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne

[Scotty]

 

[Ford Prefect]

my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne

[StarSlayer]

boiled mcaocron an dhcesse or baked mcaocron an dhcesse?  If you melt down some pepper jack, sharp cheddar and feta and add it to the boiled mcaocron an dhcesse it can come out pretty good.  Not homemade baked good, but pretty good none the less.

[MR_T3D]

well, this makes me feel like i'm a much better drunk poster 

[Desertfox287]

 

[Nuke]

no posting while drunk, i dont care if a misspelled hamburger was involved. thread locked.

[Goober5000]

But but but... we need to keep it open long enough for the drunkard to express dismay at what he posted.

[Nuclear1]

...note to self, turn off computer after drinking.

[Blue Lion]

Turn off computer before drinking