Plasma Core inserted... target "Bryan72".... OPEN FIRE!
Welcome to the HLP! Exits are located to the left, right, above and 5th-dimensionally. However all exits are currently blocked, except the 5D one, which no one has yet figured out how to get to. If you're really desparate to escape, try the ducts. If you run into some big, scary,
red eyes, it is probably Carl, our resident Shivan. Throw him your lunch and bac away slowly, there's a 40-70% chance you'll live, depending on how many Shivan traps Carl's run into lately. Flamerthrowers, for some reason, are located under every seat, but all are inexplicably filled with holy water. Plasma rifles are stored in secure lockers on Deck 42, but only an admin,
, or
hyperintelligent shade of blue may open them. Respect your fellow HLP members, obey the mods, and thank you for reading the really long welcome speech that all newcomers have to listen to. Good day!