Right, here goes:
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Actually, there are too many problems with the whole bloody world to say how to make it all better (America is at least partially responsible for most of them), and I've started typing this four times now, so rather than try and lay out my perfect plan, I'm just gonna say this:
Bastards. F**king arrogant, bigoted, self-obsessed, meddling, gullible, greedy, bloody-minded, pompous, power-hungry, zealous,
pathetic bastards. I pity the American people, because they are, quite simply, doomed. They are told every single day that they live in the best, the finest, the most important country on the planet, that they have it better than anyone else, and that their best interests are being protected when yet another country is infiltrated, warped and corrupted to the will of the corporate elite. That theirs is a land of freedom, wealth and good. And yet where is the evidence of this? The stinking rich control everything, and twist it to their own advantage, so that they may line their already-stuffed pockets with yet more money, while the poor and down-trodden masses get even poorer and are stamped into the dirt in return.
It all comes down to one thing - money. Get rid of that, and the world will be a much better, friendlier place. Accomplish that, and we could step off the dark road into oblivion that we started on with Hiroshima and the rise of Capitalism.
I'll leave you with that. I know I'm not very good at writing this kind of thing, but we all know it's the true state of things. Have a think about it.