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Offline an0n

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Whee! Ban-fest!
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Let him try it, anyone can see Shrikes being an ass this time ;)

 

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What? You mean you can only ban people if they deserve it?

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Can I try too? I'll color the sarcasm GREEN:

Dickhead.

Now, from where I sit, I don't see any sarcasm in either my statement or yours. So maybe you can ****ing well help and EXPLAIN your obviously ****ed up attempt at sarcasm. I completely missed it.
You probably can't see it because you've been acting like mister boo ****ing humorless hoo for gods knows how long now.  Maybe you should lighten up a tad, you were much more pleasant when you weren't angerman 5000.

To be completely serious, what is your problem?  You've been pissy for quite a while now and it's really starting to get annoying.  You act like everything is a personal attack and let it get under your skin.  Why don't you, I dunno, do something fun and relaxing, calm yourself down some, because it certainly doesn't seem like you're calm or enjoying yourself here.
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Give him a break - he doesn't have FS2 installed.
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Well geez, that's an easy problem to fix then. ;)

Next stop, solving world hunger!  The world is made of love and peace!
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Offline aldo_14

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Bit of a desperate old tart, isn't she?


Especially as it was apparently her idea (and indeed intentional).

 

Offline icespeed

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Desperate is the right word... Personally I can't really imagine wanting to appear in public without a top for any reason at all... But hey, she's supposed to be a star, they got their own world
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Gah, I've given up on all this. Give me a good book to read and I'll be happy. :rolleyes:


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I find it rather entertaining that girls' breasts are secondary sexual organs, whilst mens breasts--which are in every biologically important way identical to women's breasts, including the ability to lactate--are not.
//hmm, very good question indeed.

Why are sexual characteristics bad and bloody corpses okay, Hot?
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Offline J3Vr6

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This isn't what you guys are talking about now, but I'd just throw it in there.  It's not that Janet is looking a lot like Michael.  It's Michael that's starting to look a lot like her.  He's the one you should be calling wierd, not her.  

Janet Jackson has been hot for the last 10 years.  You guys have been saturated with Britney's and Beyonce and have forgotten one of the hottest women in music.
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Offline Bobboau

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well then lets kill micheal for ruining her
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by J3Vr6
This isn't what you guys are talking about now, but I'd just throw it in there.  It's not that Janet is looking a lot like Michael.  It's Michael that's starting to look a lot like her.  He's the one you should be calling wierd, not her.  

Janet Jackson has been hot for the last 10 years.  You guys have been saturated with Britney's and Beyonce and have forgotten one of the hottest women in music.


IMHO she looks like a right old tramp.  

The fact that it has Michael Jackson has taken several decades of botched plastic surgery to start to resemble her supports this.

 

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:wtf:

who cares if janet is hot or not.
The whole show was ****ing lame.

Janet actually did the best performance there...the rest was Nelly lip syncing the "hot in herr" (a 2 year old song) ching-e lip synching to "holidae inn" (another overplayed song that everyone has heard a bajillion times) and justin timberlake lip synching to "rock your body" then exposing janets boobie.

nothing the target audience (me) hasnt heard or seen before.

:blah:



now the pregame show......
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What moral system would you like to use as a reference/starting point? I use the Bible.


In all seriousness, HotSnoJ, the Bible's moral system is pretty much limited to "do what God says or he'll send you to hell".
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What moral system would you like to use as a reference/starting point? I use the Bible.


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Originally posted by Woolie Wool


In all seriousness, HotSnoJ, the Bible's moral system is pretty much limited to "do what God says or he'll send you to hell".



ever read it?

no?

then shut up
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Offline Bobboau

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I've read it, and that's prety much what I got out of it
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Offline J3Vr6

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IMHO she looks like a right old tramp.



Yeah, but a hot tramp :D  I'd tap that any day.



But Drew is right, halftime show sucked.  I think it was better when it was just one artist performing at halftime and not when they throw in 5 different artists.  Kid rock didn't do so bad, even though I'm not a kid rock fan.  I was expecting Justin Timberlake to start dancing and he didn't.  Janet stole the show.
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