[Kszyhu]

This thread is ****ing boring now. Where's all the star citizen bashing and derek smart shenanigans?

I'm afraid you have to check SA thread for that. In this episode: DS engages in twitter combat with fake Vietnam vet, which turns out to be a troll account by certain SA poster. Oh, and there's that: http://i.imgur.com/xgcK8jJ.png , made by another SA poster.

[Col. Fishguts]

This thread is ****ing boring now. Where's all the star citizen bashing and derek smart shenanigans?

Meanwhile, the bitterness in the RSI forums is rising https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/322073/the-wisdom-of-quitting

Half a year ago, such a post would have been shouted down by the white knights, but now there don't seem to be that many left to defend Crobizzle.
****ty patches with no meaningful improvement (but worse performance it seems) since the initial PU release is slowly but surely taking its toll.

EDIT: And yes, the SA paywall is gone again. The Goons have been busy with photoshop


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[Spoon]

Hoorah for the paywall being lowered, time to read up a bit~

And that picture, I chuckled at first, then absolutely lost it when I saw DS' face on Yoda. 

[Phantom Hoover]

Proper SC drama seems to be in a bit of a lull after Space Star Marine got cancelled and RSI kept up their hilariously slow dripfeed of 'progress' on the baby PU. From Fishguts' link it looks like that might be wearing thin, though.

[Spoon]

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[Det. Bullock]

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If they can't give mass to the ships why don't they disable the physics system on landing?
Or at least invent an excuse like clamps to keep them in place.

[Spoon]

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[StarSlayer]

The Power of Christ compels you!

[Kszyhu]

To be fair, the issue in the Starfarer video might be caused by the ship being spawned in an undersized hangar.

[Spoon]

You can probably tell I'm reading the goon thread atm:

Here is a WIP list of every single feature that Chris has communicated over the last 12 months in the 10FTC videos. It's a WIP list because:
1- I am still going through these and checking if these are 'YES CONFIRMED' features (third of the way through and so far all of them are)
2- Some of these may already be in the game (so far I have only confirmed one, lowering your wanted level)
3- This is only from the last 12 months, there are another couple of years worth of these

NPC Generation
Docking and Undocking Tech
Realistic Audio Options
Personally Owned NPCs
Farming
Procedural Tech
Tri-Monitor Support
Hangar and Planet Side Module
Your Name in the Game
Carriers
Getting Everyone into the Same Instance
Lowering Your Wanted Level
More Economical or Versatile Corvettes
Planetary Ship Entry
Repair and Items System Capability
Lowering Your Wanted Level
Manned Turrets
Character Customization
Ship connected to User Online/Offline Status
Picking Up Objects On Planets
Multi-Monitor HUD
Large Ship Damage Control Lockers
Dogfights Through Space Stations
Ship Persistence
Stealth Game Play
Ability for Privateers/Corsairs/Buccaneers
Landing on Planets
Procedurally-Generated Environments
Starfarer's Refueling Mechanic
Additional Star Systems
Rigging
Anchoring to an Asteroid
Kill Boards
NPC ranks
Thruster Trails
Non-Leathal Combat Modules
Raid Supply Shipments
Owning an Alien Ship
Hidden Ship Compartments
Catapulting Through Space
Locking Ships
Jury Rig Repairing
Dynamic Weather
Starting in the Stanton System
Automatic Battle Flight Pattern
Living Spaces
Insurance for Pilots
Future Mining
Escape Pods Functionality in Alpha 2.0
Personal Armor (FPS) 
Extreme Ship Maneuvers
Your Inventory When The PU Goes Live.
Start up Sequence for Large Multi-Crew Ships
Voice Commands
Remotely Hacking Ships
Pacing NPC's
Incentives to keep your orginal Ship's Hull
Game Generated Missions
Communication Between Two Ships
Ship Armor
Controlled and Uncontrolled Space
NPC Crews
Guild Wars
Trading in Star Citizen
Inflation and Deflation
Hiring NPC's for missions
Travelling in Fleets
Tactical Game modes in FPS
Trading weapon in the FPS
Bounty Hunting
Player Generated Content
Loaner Multicrew Ships
Alien Language
Transiting Between Systems
Road to Developing Star Systems
Assigning Ships to Landing Zones
UI Customization
Radar features
Future Playable Maps
Ships Developed by the Community
Multicrew Ship Tech
Warning NPC's of Attack
NPC crew AI
Clothing Damage
Character Creator
Interior Damage System
Roaming Floating Structures
Ship Parking in the PU
Currency Usage
Hiring Programmers
Vehicles for Planetside
NPC dialogue
Electronic Warfare in the PU
Player Owned Cargo Space
NPC population in the PU
Salvaging in the 'Verse
Ships in my Hangar aging?
A Linux client?
In game Banking
VR in the 'Verse
Medic and Surgeon Skill progression
Mining and resource gathering
Fabricate weapons/armor/ship parts
FPS Armor Types
NPC control in FPS
Join in-progress free flight games.
Hangar parties & instancing.
Heavy personal armor.
Physical grappling beam.
Multicrew keycards.
Repairing Gold Horizon Space Stations
Taxation
Natural areas in the 'Verse
FPS environmental hazards
Store ore in your hangar
Organic ships
Ship spoofing
Non-combat ships relevancy
Search players for weapons
Flying a ship without a hud
Starting wars between the different races.
Using tractor beams defensively.
Flying while docked to another ship.
NPCs reaction to weapons.
Drop pods for soldiers.
Flying ships while limbs are damaged.
Using characters as crewmen.
Bounty Hunters and known associates.
Org recruiting NPCs.
NPCs using different loadouts.
Resources respawn in the PU.
NPC & Human scanning.

[Black_Yoshi1230]

I don't have a horse to back on this. Why do I bother?

[Aesaar]

This thread is ****ing boring now. Where's all the star citizen bashing and derek smart shenanigans?

Ever since I joined the army, my free time has been far too precious for me to waste any of it on Star Citizen.

[MikeRoz]

SC might be great, might be terrible when all is said and done, but Derek Smart is not the prophet you're looking for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au6mMl5A79Q

[Spoon]

What an incredibly ****ty video that is

[Mammothtank]

Watching that video gave me a headache. That video was literally so bad it physically hurt me.

[FrikgFeek]

That might just be one of the only videos on youtube that's more cancerous its comment section. Mind you, the comment section for this one is really cancerous.

[666maslo666]

I, too, dislike that background music

a good video otherwise tho

[Scourge of Ages]

Well, as long as we're doing this...
I chose three random points in the video, and watched each for about a second before it annoyed me beyond reason. So props to anybody who was actually able to make it through the whole thing.

[Mammothtank]

I couldn't get through it the first time I watched it. But I managed to get through it on a second viewing.

[AtomicClucker]

I couldn't get through it the first time I watched it. But I managed to get through it on a second viewing.

Tried once, saw "Something Awful" and called it all awful.