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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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I Have Been Called Up
For those who are not familiar with how conscription works in Singapore, please see this Wikipedia article and consult the Enlistment section.

I went downstairs to collect the mail this morning when I noticed an orange envelope from the Ministry of Defence. It was addressed to my mum, but because the background of the front was tiled with "PARENT'S LETTER", I knew it was referring to me, so when I got home, I sorted out the junk mail before opening it.

The inside of the envelope contained a pink slip in addition to a block of text. An excerpt of the text in the envelope follows. The time on it is Singapore Standard Time, GMT/UTC+8.

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Dear Sir / Mdm,

1. This is to inform you that your son/ward has been scheduled for enlistment into full-time National Service on 09 Jun 2011 at 12:45 PM.

2. We would like to invite you to witness your son/ward's enlistment at the unit. Enclosed is a copy of the unit's invitation letter.


The pink slip is a letter from the training centre. An excerpt of the text follows.

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Please be informed that your son will be enlisted for full-time National Service. He will be posted to Pulau Tekong for Basic Military Training.

[Insert transportation and enlistment ceremony details here]


So ... yeah, I've been called up.

My lecturers and schoolmates who have served or are currently serving the military tell me that National Service is actually more boring than it sounds or looks. Having never seen the inside of the Singaporean military machine, I'm still feeling rather nervous about it, even though I do my best not to be scared away by the stereotypes that surrounds National Service.

I have one month to put my affairs in order. This basically means getting a haircut, a new pair of spectacles and sending a PM to Darius.
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Yeah, that sucks, they are basically throwing away all your plans and putting this new one in place... hell no!
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We'll keep the Beams warm and the Thrusters hot for ya.

Keep your head level, and hopefully it all turns out fine.
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Re: I Have Been Called Up
It was nice having you here AE. :salute:

May your military service be brief and devoid of surprises.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Yeah, that sucks, they are basically throwing away all your plans and putting this new one in place... hell no!

The Wikipedia entry says that "requires all male Singaporean citizens and second-generation permanent residents who have reached the age of 18 to enrol in the military. They serve a two-year period as Full Time National Servicemen (NSFs), either in the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF), Singapore Police Force (SPF), or the Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF)."

Not a bad deal, I guess. It's sort of like the mandatory university in the States. :\ At least you get to see the workings of the system and determine whether or not you think it's a good idea to keep it. Good luck. My brother just joined the military, I'm going to see his bootcamp graduation soon. It seems like he's really enjoying it so far. :)

 

Offline Dilmah G

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You'll be fine, Andro. :) Have any idea of a specialization you want to go for?

 
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You'll be fine, Andro. :) Have any idea of a specialization you want to go for?

They might provide you with some good training in whatever technology they use. It might be of some use after you've finished.

 

Offline Thaeris

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If your commanders are honerable people, I believe that your service will make you all the better as a person. That is at least what I can cite from my ROTC experience.

In all, what I also found is as far as you do not quit, you will not fail. Good luck and many blessings, Andro.

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Stay safe, stay smart, stay strong. We'll keep you in mind.
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You ain't no fortunate son?

 

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Good luck mate and I hope you come out of it well, I for one is look forward to hearing Some of your exploits of the next 2+ years
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Well good luck to you!

I'm basically gonna avoid conscription and leave this country I'm in.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Aren't you still subject to conscription if you're a citizen of the country?

 

Offline sigtau

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I wish you the best of luck, Androgeos.  At any rate, you'll get through this, if you can survive the harsh debates of General Discussion. :P

You ain't no fortunate son?

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Can you get out of it by going to school?
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I wish you the best of luck, Androgeos.  At any rate, you'll get through this, if you can survive the harsh debates of General Discussion. :P

You ain't no fortunate son?

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Offline newman

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Have fun :)

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23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Oh.


Well, this is awkward.

/has a deferment