[tinfoil]

*tinfoil immediately warns HQ his cover is blown

What are you talking about?

[Nuke]

hey im not the one trying to get a bj from a 17 year old

[vyper]

Such an individual has a mountain to climb.

[Flipside]

hey im not the one trying to get a bj from a 17 year old

That's only because there are no attractive 17 year olds in the immediate vicinity, admit it 

Edit: That's better

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Though all teenagers on the internet are in fact FBI agents.

I'm a teenager, but I'm not an FBI agent...

[Mars]

Oddly enough I just got an email from a 15 year old I knew last year. Not that way, but I'd rather leave high school well and truly behind 

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Oddly enough I just got an email from a 15 year old I knew last year. Not that way, but I'd rather leave high school well and truly behind 

You might want to think thrice before hitting adulthood, though. Some people say it stinks.

* Androgeos Exeunt looks at Michael Gerber.

[S-99]

It happens to everybody. Once you turn 18, eventually at some random time during your 18th year something bad will happen to you, and it's usually something you didn't invite.

[Nuke]

like all those times i slept with my brother's wife

[Androgeos Exeunt]

like all those times i slept with my brother's wife

 

I'll turn 18 in my second year at Ngee Ann Polytechnic. This doesn't bode very well...

[S-99]

It usually doesn't. Becoming an adult is never fun. You just wait and see...sorry to say. I've had my share misfortune walk my way when the big 1-8 arrived 5 years ago. Still makes me walk in fear to this day. Even if i don't know i need to because i just don't know.

[Stormkeeper]

Adulthood sucks.

[Turambar]

ok, so i stopped mentioning it once sex became regular, but now i am having so much that i now have rugburn on my dick

i figured that was worth posting about.

jesus. ****. rugburn on my dick.  hurts like a mother****er.

[NGTM-1R]

Heh, I can recall ending up with a callous...

...and somebody complaining that rugburned nipples is no fun at all. Not my girl, though.

[Nuke]

if it starts to hurt, its time to apply some ky

[S-99]

jesus. ****. rugburn on my dick.  hurts like a mother****er.

You can stay away from my rugs

[Stormkeeper]

... I'm not gonna ask how you got a rugburn from sex.

[NGTM-1R]

Bed every time is boring.

And shower is too expensive these days.

[Mars]

Do you know what lives in rugs and carpeting? 

[nilloc93]

mars your liver lives in it *random comment of odditys*

i just drank a glass of water

sorry but i felt a need to post somwhere