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Offline DefCynodont119

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How do you kill a hydra?

You starve it to death.

 

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 ;)

 
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A week or so ago, I took one of the Faustus images in the thread and did something....dumb with it.

(It also involves an AI Spongebob voice)

https://twitter.com/MacsLore/status/1488326742259507201

 

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A week or so ago, I took one of the Faustus images in the thread and did something....dumb with it.

(It also involves an AI Spongebob voice)

https://twitter.com/MacsLore/status/1488326742259507201

I LOVE THIS OMG SOMEONE REFERENCED MY MEME
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"Shy-van"  :lol:
Shivans view most other species the way we view infectious diseases. They think they are doing good by curing the universe of them. After all, no one mourns the fate of smallpox.

The Final War For The Multiverse

 

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I stand behind admiral squarepants.

He shall lead us to salvation.

 

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Plankton: I regret your efforts to intercept me has failed, pilots. You would be well advised to question the wisdom of Mr. Krabs. Helm, engage MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

 

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I read that in his voice 😆

 
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They don't have a Plankton voice yet, but you guys did give me an idea:


 
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Meditate them to death. Ez.
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In the meanwhile I'm grabbing whatever Freespace memes I can find being posted on the Discord.

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Oddgrim's precious cargo



And his precious Aten. In a box.



And his precious Triton subspace gate
https://imgur.com/5L61bNR


And whatever is happening to that Satis.
https://imgur.com/SGtsS3e


Not necessarily a meme but it's fun either way, by Colt



By NeonShivan






By Strygon



By spart_n









EatThePath having fun again


CMD_Spectre speaks the truth




NeonShivan posted something.


I couldn't hold back.

How do you kill a hydra?

You starve it to death.

 

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Clap, clap, clap.
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Nyctaeus

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When you are FSU modeller, trying to rework something that :v: really ****ed up.
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I do vaguely recall that, say, the FSU orion used to break a few missions as the FSU orion was longer then the original.

 

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Context: Botnik is a site that uses text prediction (the same type of software in auto correct) to make new text based on text that it has been fed, the botnik predictive writer offers word suggestions based on custom source material.

Basically, you give it some text to look at and then it generates a word suggestions algorithm for you to "write" with.

Here is the link to create your own: http://botnik.org/apps/writer/?source=5da64abc7983aa4b3c8129f08fc3decd



And Here are all the Freespace briefings I could find both here and on the discord that have been created with the help of botnik:

(to make it easier to read, I added some titles above the mission briefings)


Ultra War Fire Support:
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We have reason to believe that a shivan corvette from shivan armada has been conducting many surprise attacks on convoys throughout beta management module, your responsibility will be to eliminate all evidence of shivan activity.

In order to enable tag engineers, you will be armed with greater precision than training fighters, engineers have modified a substitute for actual effectiveness against vessels, countermeasures. Good.

The galatea should now assist reinforcements at 3rd simulator field immediately, pilots with dogfighting techniques predict only a forty percent chance of your ability to provide crucial submunitions to carry to the enemy targets. Be sure to acquaint your ordnance to the shivans properly.

If you encounter custom vessels, including turrets with ultra war fire support, you will be required to engage some diversion at least. This mission is of grave importance for research in the nebula environment field: Intelligence estimates indicate unusual control of light activities.

Command believes scrambling scrambled weak zone pods is most impressive tactical strategies. Good hunting, training test fighter! Alpha 1 clicks: you.


4 minutes, 3000 Hours, 100,000 turrets:
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Given the deployment of Vasudan warships within our systems, nearly fully armed freighters and Beta wing, we anticipate a large number of operations as they become too powerful.
Fortunately your squadron is a great example of the GTVA forces, and there 's no doubt of your responsibility.

Units of our unit will provide escort for allied vessels in Sirius and destroy the Vasudans before reinforcements arrive. After the Vasudans are finished, the Alliance will execute simultaneous targets within 3000 hours and destroy all targets of opportunity from Vasuda to Aldebaran.

Shivans will attempt to eliminate our convoys as well as the Vasudans, but we believe that 100,000 sentry guns will neutralize their offensive. Alpha wing from the colossus will provide cover for all of four minutes and maintain our guns. Dismissed.


In Sirus Condition:
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This is lieutenant commander jack warhead, you may have already missed your first assignment.

pilot attend: you are approved for use as part of vasudan ace training, you will receive authorization to acquaint ntf warships with dogfighting techniques throughout vasudan space. Because 1425 meters of civil importance centers are anti resistance depots, you will be deployed to assist headquarters with basic personnel transfer. Welcome.


The Shivans are now moving the armada into epsilon pegasi, making their firepower range of antares look available. Fortunately they are damaged and in sirius conditions.

This station must play it right, omega 1 has deployed scout prototypes to complement the alliance 's absolutely intended laboratory experiments. However surprisingly we are honored by the colossus containers store. Oversee this depot until further 1400 of the cargo containers contain approved equipped.

You may confirm your squadmates and commit when you hit your discretion.


a few fighters and a Gas miner:
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For this sortie, alpha and delta wings will lead an attack against the shivan positions in the antares system. They are defended by only 1400 fighters and bombers, and a gas miner. Intelligence believes absolutely intense fighting, but your mission is imperative.

The 134th will participate in the battle with qualified pilots and destroy any cargo containers in the area, but they will not commit if you encounter significant resistance.

The gtd aquitaine will monitor the operation here in epsilon pegasi. Once the shivans are finished, you will jump to this station and destroy any asteroids on a collision course with this station. Recon believes the area is currently poorly defended, so stay alert. Engage and destroy approaching asteroids. Good luck, pilots.


Good pilots depend on your orders:
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Attention: this is commander snipes 's transmission, your 're among the first to prevent subspace cataclysm using only superficial attacks by a wing of four sharp cruiser 's. Good job destroying the nebula.

Great job, pilot leader.

You have no choice but to commission pilots with recent victories on their last performance, alpha 2 and his intentions are approved for your discretion, you may call them in if you 're too intense.

Until you encounter the lucifer, you will be unable to eliminate the lucifer, making it one of the most dangerous engagement against shivan warships besieging our forces since our first deployment. Intelligence suspects the existence of weapons and missiles in your loadout, you will be authorized to attack 4,000 triton squads of opportunity. Enif station is currently docked with the trebuchet missile launchers and beta wing is currently on board the gtva security council test module program module.

Not to be lost, the gtva 's most important craft will become destroyed before their cargo is your responsibility. Good pilots depend on your orders.


A Destroyer and an entire missile:
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The pvd pinnacle and gtm-11 infyrno is currently guarding the deneb asteroid field. Alpha wing will provide crucial superficial damage to defend our warships, engineers have modified everything from the vega system to the epsilon pegasi jump node blockade, making strikes against ntf warships within range the choice of opportunity attack. Intelligence predicts a shockwave will arrive to assist arjuna 1 and 2 and 4 and 4 bombers, we can not send reinforcements to eliminate the shivans.

The 134th will provide unpredictably better than you know you can, the gtt spomer will not be able to make the gtva combat training simulator module tsm-122x: advanced qualification for the jooyun 's assistance, making it one potential weak point in the battle. You will be required to take pilots with your wing. If you play it right, they will lure targets of opportunity.

Additional luck training!


Antique shivan traitors:
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The nebula campaign has entered the gtva colossus for maximum guns. Good pilots will attempt firepower and protect vasuda. This operation should assist with approximately 1400 kilometers of fighters management. Our recon simulations indicate different electronics still handles well intended laboratory control.

A depot quickly heard the shivans for qualified targeting. You are ready to supervise the colossus with basic dogfighting training. Alpha 1 reached the system and obliterated antique shivan traitors. Check your squadron escort and launch.


The NTF Attacks a few Transports:
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The NTF 's command authority suggests the Colossus and its followers are boarding two transports and are heading for the blockade. Asteroids will provide crucial intercept against NTF attack wings.

This is the endgame. Alpha and Beta and Gamma and bombers and interceptors must destroy these asteroids first and eliminate all targets. You must not allow them to assist the GTVA 's escape. Capturing the Colossus and its powerful contingent of civilian transports will be the greatest commendation for your squadron. If 1425 Vasudan warships from Vasuda Prime jump in, we 'll send in the Shivans to eliminate the Vasudans.

Have a special attention to any unforeseen problems. Command out.


Alpha 2 knows all:
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The colossus sustained moderate points against the sd nebiros, alpha 2 has been classified well beyond my level of clearance, so let 's put on a good show of earth guns!

Shivans are deploying scientists to training management programs in epsilon enif station, you will destroy these vessels with dogfighting techniques. Good luck will be available.


TSM-0000, Extensive probability depot bombing:
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This mission is of grave importance of this mission.
Welcome to the subspace node cluster in the alpha wing team program.

I am commander snipes on standby, until now we believe you have an approximate location of the gtva combat training program.
Your primary target will provide escort for the hercules that you are authorized to return to base.


Reconnaissance will rendezvous before this exercise between your first select units of opportunity. Good luck will be to eliminate all hostile fighters and bombers in the area transporting cargo.
As they flee to escort them fully loaded shield experiments to the regulus jump node, don't deploy the 19th to hold down the system until the iceni will be given any asteroids for reinforcements.

Alpha 2 reaches to defend headquarters within targeting brackets. This depot which involves an extensive probability will fly valkyries in epsilon of vasudan space drives. Tsm units are approved for use as part of the gtva combat training program or as a review for qualified pilots with targeting bombs.


The Reachs of Engagement:
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We want you in case the situation gets too intense on the civil war front. pilot attend: because of the strategic importance of our guns of our warships, freighters in the area transporting cargo depot which will provide a second transport to the gtd delacroix.


Once in your ability to succeed in this endeavor of the gtva security will be in charge of this system.

Intelligence has requested that only allied ships are rescuing the vasudans. Alpha 1 reaches of engagement will not last long, so we can avenge alpha 1 and omega 1 and beta wing's beam cannons will deploy additional superficial damage against shivan scouting wings.



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Of the whole thing...


This paragraph makes me the most emotional.

Command believes scrambling scrambled weak zone pods is most impressive tactical strategies. Good hunting, training test fighter! Alpha 1 clicks: you.




This one makes the most tactical sense, AND strategic sense.

Intelligence has requested that only allied ships are rescuing the vasudans.