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Offline Hobbie

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
YOU SHALL BE BORN AGAIN
SOMETHING SOMETHING SECOND COMING SOMETHING SOMETHING SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE

I WILL BE YOUR DEATH, XENO SCUM!

With gratuitous amounts of capslock.
In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
And with that new page started, I can finally post the last of my backlogged missions.


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Alright, let's give this a test go
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But we don't have anywhere to house them
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No, but we might be able to take their weapons. Might be worth our while to have some that *aren't* in fragments

"It's no PPC, but I'll make it work"
"The Commander wants us to do what?"
"We'll be sure to keep you covered with flashbangs"
"I feel safer already..."





"I am definitely opposed with this whole tazing idea"
"Oh stop being such a negative Nancy"
"My name is Daishi, not 'get yourself killed'. I do the killing"



"Well you may have to adhere to that"
"I'm starting to not like this plan"
"Ah the plan was going to fail miserably anyways"







"Oh great, I'm ****ed"




"Flash out"
"I've seen you in the locker room, it's enough to disorient anyone"
"...**** you Animaze"






"Position lacks security, require assistance"


"May the Freedom be so blinding to you!"



"Oh woops, was he supposed to stay alive?"


"And here I was trying to help it come to terms with better colours"




"Oh ****ing of course, acid"
"Time to see if this technology was worth it"



"...****"
"Should waited for us to try weakening it some more"



"Man Lepanto, you haven't even moved from that spot, you should be in your element"
"Meh"
"**** **** ****ity **** **** this **** acid god dammit ****"



"Lets try taking him down a little bit"
"Wait hol-"



"-d on..."
"Woops"
"We've got more incoming!"
"**** they've got us flanked"





"Just terrible"
"I wonder if these grenades come in pink"


"Awesome, that made my shot much easier"





"****! Missed him!"


"Mitchell!"
"****! You bastard, you'll pay for that!"




"Better late than never right?"
"Let's try to capture this one"


"Oh I'll enjoy torturing him later"



"Or well, not"
"This was a failure of a mission"
"Command isn't going to be happy with this result"




"No"

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
Oh **** that must have been a really rough mission. RIP Mitchell.

Maybe a quick manicure would cheer people up.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline crizza

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
Geronimo, I like that :D
Also the whole crazy **** that's going on  :lol:

 

Offline Rheyah

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
I should note that despite the fact I can't seem to kill anything, XCOM is currently kicking alien arse.

I claim this as my benefit.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
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You know you're a man! A manly man man! This man doesn't know how else to show off his manliness than a jarhead haircut and a beard that screams "I'M A MAN". Watch as he flexes his biceps while charging towards the enemy without fear or regret! Observe this manly man of a Mika as he forgets why we invented tactics

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What better way to spend your day than deliberately trying to get yourself shot? It's not like it's a big deal for Mongoose who lives and breathes on pain. Suitable considering he's the front line runner and a personal choice for when we need something taken alive instead of dead. Works everytime, nine times out of ten



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Like clockwork
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We've got another one on the scopes! This one is huge!


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Commander, the UFO has landed within South Africa
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This is an opportunity we can't pass up, prep the troops

"Alright, the aliens have set up road pylons and are inviting us to knock them down"
"They said what ship it might be... the ship... I've been on there... I WAS THERE"
"Don't make me sedate you"
"This mother****er is whack"






"Time to get our feet wet"
"Seekers incoming!"




"Dead, it's dead, no tentacles for me today!"
"Time to bring the pain"


"Alright, everyone stack up... there may be more out there"


"Well **** that was awesome"
"Another one!"
"Get this mother****er off me!"



"We've got eyes on the ship... damn look at the size of this one!"
"Drones incoming!"






"Let's take a closer look"



"Enemy spotted, falling back"
"Wait for it... wait for it"
"Here he comes!"


"OH GOD HE'S SO BIG AND SCARY"
"OH GOD THE OTHER GUY IS PANICKING I'M GOING TO PANIC TOO"
"Wat"





"****, jr2, we've got incoming"



"Oh man oh man oh man oh man..."
"Don't run down there!"



"Dumbass"
"Let's try to help him out here"






"So much for the planned taze"
"Get up there and keep pushing, we've got a man in trouble"





"Talk to me man"
"I've got it back under control, ****... why did I go down here"





"We're in position here"
"Running!"


Ulrich successfully didn't die, I was impressed
"Haha! That's for years ago! Years ago I say!"




"My... luck has... run out..." And then he died anyways
"****! Man down, man down!"




"Take potshots at me all day mother****er, I've got you!"




"Am I crazy enough to want to murder you? Yes, all the time all day"
"Keeping him pinned!"






"This is a tight spot people, let's keep it together"






"Jesus Pena, you're one crazy mother****er!"
"Hey! That's my schtick!"
"You're actually crazy"
"No I'm not, the CIA just made me this way"




"Naptime"
"I've got readings from the other side of the ship"
"Moving"



"Helloooooooo. Running away now"


"Jesus that was a close call"
"Does anyone have a shot?!"





"Stun failed, what a piece of ****"
"FFFFFFDAJIKFEJIORJIOANKDNFKDANFKDA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE"


"Hold on, I hear something... coming from that direction"
"Let's move people"


"I don't see anything over here, you sure you had that right?"
"I'll check around the roof"


"SECTOID! SECT-"
"Sandra... Sandra? Talk to me!"
Of all places this little **** hides

"Oh **** you mother****er"


"We need to draw him out"
"Unlikely, we have to go to him"
"****..."
"Rock paper scissors?"



"This wasn't clean... but we've got some alien tech to bring with us"
"Was it really worth it?"





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Casualty ratings are on the rise Commander, we'll need additional troops if we're going to win this war


"No"

 

Offline crizza

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
What the ****edy ****?
Two men down for a little bit of alien tech?
That's so crazy, no pills could help justify that...

 

Offline IronBeer

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
What the ****edy ****?
Two men down for a little bit of alien tech?
That's so crazy, no pills could help justify that...
Look at it this way- they took down an Abductor. It IS a win for mankind, albeit a somewhat painful one.
"I have approximate knowledge of many things."

Ridiculous, the Director's Cut

Starlancer Head Animations - Converted

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
It'll still be a while before Mecs because well... frigging Long War made it so they are more difficult to obtain!
Who would have thought


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They are the first, but they won't be the last
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Commander, we've got another large contact touching down in Mexico
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Class?
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Unknown, we haven't come up against one of these before


"It's time for me to get myself shot! **** yeah it's going to be awesome"
"You're like Guy if he enjoyed being here..."
"I hope you do get shot, and die"
"Why the medic says these things are beyond me"
"HE'S AN ASSHOLE THAT'S WHY"
"Hey, Rheyah, what do you think of my manicure?"
"IT'S VERY NICE"
"Does anyone even care that we're holding experimental laser weaponry?"
"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! SO COOOOOOL!"




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This is Big Sky, we've just touched down beside the alien craft. This thing is bloody massive

"Alright, let's move to the... uh... is that the back or the front?"
"Honestly looks like the engines"

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Looks like some sort of supply barge, I can only imagine this means they're ramping up the scale of the invasion

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Those appear to be... holding tanks for test subjects


"Great, we're on what crizza would most likely have called his second home"
"Let's find out what's on the other side here"



"One giant ass cavernous room"
"NEEDS A DISCO BALL"
"Quiet!... You hear that?"


"This is why we brought grenades people!"






"****, the labs did real good on these ones"
"Pew pew pew"







"He's ripe for the taking, anyone want to... get a little closer?"
"Oh I totally do!"






"It's like Christmas!"
"The red and the green is so very pretty"
"RUNNING UP TO TAZE"
"But... I wanted to possibly get shot..."



"Stunned and gone"
"Vahlen must get annoyed we don't have anywhere to actually *put* him"









"Damn Phantom, that's two moving targets in a row!"
"Why aren't you the sniper?"
"Hey! You can't look this good and not be a sniper"



"*Coughing* I could almost see the music..."
"We've got movement outside!"





"Man, you're just doing all the shooting aren't you gorgeous"
"They were blowing up dust into my hair"


"How many of these things are there?"
"Finding it hard to breathe there Animaze? Good, just hold that pose for now"



"**** this drone holy hell"



"After us missing it what, six times? It just kept fluttering around mocking us"
"FOUND THE LAST ONE"




"I almost didn't decide to shoot it"
"JUST PATCH ME UP"
"Time to motor guys, we've still got to push to the front"


"Incoming from the forest... whole pack of them!"



"I love this gun just as much as I love hating the things it kills"
"We're ready to flank on your go"



"That was ****ing intimidating!"


"Hi there, my name's Mongoose, what's yours?"
"GJOEJOHSOAHDF"
"Nice to meet you unintelligible alien"







"Sorry FDAGDFAGF, I need to go now"


"Just a little further up"




"Let's see what's on the other side shall we"


"WELL HOLY ****"
"Keep eachother covered and make sure you're not going to get shot by every single one of them at once"




"Swing and a miss"
"Now's not the time to be missing Mongoose"


"Man this gun is great"




"Oh **** us"
"We've got this people, keep it together"
"EAT MISSILE! YEAH YOU LIKE THAT"




"Threat neutralized"
"Now back to the ones shooting at us"







"That big one has a pretty good shot, damn"



"But I'm better (looking too)"
"Flash out!"




"Just down to the big guy"
"I'LL KEEP HIM DOWN"





"Wait! I've got an idea here... let's take this one alive"
"You're going to do what now?"
"We've got plenty eyes on him, if it fails, shoot him"


"Zappy time"


"...What the hell just happened?"
"It... it curled up into a crystal?"
"Vahlen is going to want to take a look at that"


"More on the other side"
"Let's move it like we mean it people, I don't want to be here any longer than we need to"
"There they are, floaters"


"This club is closed"





"If he moves, he's dead"


"I love ****ing lasers!"
"THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL"


"That's a wrap folks, let's get the hell out of here"
"Oh dammit... I messed up my nails"








It's all in HD now! Two parts because I had to go elsewhere midmission. So annoying
"No"

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
My persona is...well...something. :lol:

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
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We'd like to report that the Thermo Generator is up and running
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Good, let's put it to use as soon as we can

Sort of messed up on Containment placement, but I realized this long after the fact







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I believe it's time for some promotions. Welcome to life as an Officer, Lt. Trashman, Lt. Droid803 and Lt. Lepanto




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Commander to the Labs, Commander to the Research Labs






Only Gene Lab, no MECs yet...



"Well aren't you all fancy with your officer insignia"
"Sarcasm detected. Reprimand inbound"
"...Why the hell did we promote the droid?"
"Hostility detected. Stern warning incoming"
"Reminds me of an anime I watched once"
"Reminds me of FREEDOOOOOOOM"






"Mother****ing Thin men just ahead!"
"****, everyone try to get to cover, we're out in the god damned open here!"



"He's coming around!"


"****! Plum!"
"He's ****ing dead! Hardly even boots on ground!"



"For freedom! Go back you illegals!"



"Not bad Dire, good use of that stun"
"Engaging contact"




"Get ****ed mother****er!"
"Time to appreciate his taste in clothing up close"


"Conclusion: Needs more pink"
"Bastard is running away"



"Seems he's got friends"
"He'll need new ones soon. Didn't even have to move for this one"



"Hit them fast and hard"
"I'm with you to the backlane"




"Healing underway. Statistically speaking you won't die from acid, just plasma"
"That's... comforting"


"Make way for the big guns!"



"Building kick! I am the 'Juan' and only! You will die!"



"But apparently sooner than usual!"





"Is there anyway to make the red beams match my outfit?"
"Are you saying you want pink beams?"
"Yes"

"It's time to show you freedom in the form of energy! Can you feel the ENERGY?!"




"I will be one with the Star League!"
"We've lost yet another one... the toll is rising..."


"No"

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
Oh the lasers are just beautiful. Perfect!
Habeeb it...

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two

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This ought to make things a little easier for our pilots
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I don't know if it'll help against this monstrosity

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Let's see what it does... we don't have the capabilities to take that thing out

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This might just make our lives a little bit easier, prep the troops and the rookies. They're about to see just what it's like down there

"Alright, we need grenades and lots of them"
"Sound advice Trashman"
"I can't wait until I get a better interceptor so I can shoot these UFOs down better"
"The voices in my head say we're about to KICK SOME ASS"





"Keep your sights clear, civilians are in the area"
"We've got those Matrix robot things! Corner of the building"
"Keep close, let's not allow a single one of those grab a hold of anyone"





"You hear that Trash?"
"Yeah yeah stop thinking I'm going deaf... post up people, we're about to get some bigger company"






"We've got civilians getting shot over there!"
"Stick to your ground, as soon as the cloaking bastards get a chance they'll nab you. We take this slow, and maybe no one will get scythes in their face"



"Speaking of scythes, another pack just rolled in here"






"Seems like we're good, move up to the doorway, let's get ourselves inside"





"What's that moaning sound?"
"I don't think you'll like the answer"




"There is no better news to a crazy person to know that the world is crazier than you... wait, I'm not crazy. I'M NOT CRAZY"



"You may have been human, but you lack the moves to be near this club mix"


"I miss being in the air whenever I see this ****ed up ****"


"Your turn rooks"




"How many of these things are there?!"





"Think that's the last of the sentinels"
"Then lets focus on these ugly bastards"


"Jesus, danger close much?"
"Then back up myte"
"I intend to"





"Put yo hands up! Let's rock this city!"
"Ima firing ma lazorzzzz"




"All threats down and out, let's get the hell out of here before more show up"




"No"

 

Offline crizza

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
I have a feeling...the crazy people don't get promoted...and certainly no lasweaponry  :(

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
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We've got an odd contact, looks like it's scanning or something




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Lets up that whatever it was doing died with it
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You're required in the situation room

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Fantastic, an alien threat as well as a human one. It's great to know crazies exist like this
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We'll have to worry about that later, we've got abductions ongoing

"And here I was enjoying being an officer, we don't actually have to do anything"
"Unless you get deployed and all"
"Stop being lazy mother****er"
"No"





"Decent sized building up ahead, plenty of cover, good for us, good for them"
"Speaking of them, we've got several floaters off to the side!"







"Time to dig in"


"Alright new guy, make a name for yourself"


"Not bad"
"Stunning"



"Two unsuccessful attempts, well isn't that discouraging"
"Bastards must have developed an ability to resist electrical freedom! What is this world coming to!"



"They're still susceptible to pew pew freedom!"
"Again, do you even listen to yourself?"


"We've some bigger problems, literally"
"Muton!"




"We're lucky they have ****ty aim"


"Someone bag that floater"


"Moving to kill"



"Another trio, just inside by the glass"





"Did becoming an officer **** up your aim?"
"Shut up, I haven't seen you splash a UFO in a long while"
"That's because they're all flying over NA!"


"See? How bloody hard is that?"
"You're up close, I'm lugging around this heavy ass thing"



"Last one bagged, didn't even know what hit 'em"




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Commander, the Council has an urgent request
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Go ahead

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This doesn't sound good
"No"

 

Offline Hobbie

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
Uh oh.

Spoiler:
CHRYSSALIDS BE COMIN' OUT YO EARS!
In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.

 

Offline crizza

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
I hereby don't volunteer for that site recon.
A fishing village gone dark?
That sounds like crazy ****...to crazy for me :shaking:

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
Tons and tons of them. In big groups. Get high, get on overwatch. Bring explosives. LOTS of explosives.

One thing I noticed about long war (besides it being obnoxiously long) is that it keeps throwing aliens at you in massive numbers in some instances.
Landing ships (transports, harvesters) and terror mission can be SWARMING with alien groups, right next to your starting point.

At one point at the very start of the mission I moved a guy one just one move and I triggered 4 chrysallids, 4 seekers and a 5 floaters.. with others (mutons and outsiders) rushing in the very next turn.
At some point is stopped being fun and turned positively redicolous as you are attacked form all sides and there is no cover.

So take care.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
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We're deploying your squad to Newfoundland. The situation is that we've lost contact with both the village and the team that was sent in before you to check it out. Recon the area and try to figure out what happened. Objective updates will follow. Good luck

"Alright guys, we don't know what to expect here. Pack light to keep mobile and make sure we've got enough explosives to level the town if we need to"
"The hell do you think we're going to come across out there?"
"Nothing pink and cuddly; only NGTM will fill that position"
"This reminds me of the initial invasion of the Clans..."
"We must be careful, and not be fearful"
"I think I might need to double my anti-anxiety meds..."





"**** it's damned cold out"
"You'd think Command would've given us tactical gloves to combat that"
"Keep your digits warm, we don't want to be slow on the trigger pulls"
"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS..."


"Incoming Chryssalids mother****ers!"


"I ****ing had these things"
"Great, I got all pretty for things that can't appreciate beauty"







"Smooth execution. Targets eliminated. Parameters reset to guarded"
"If these things took out the town..."
"Yeah, I don't want to think about it"


"More incoming!"



"Dispatching high explosive"



"YEAH EAT **** MOTHER****ER"
"This shot will be beautiful, just like me"







"If we keep this up, we won't have to worry about seeing one of our own come back"
"I shudder at that idea, much like the furniture at ikea"
"God dammit more of them!"









"Die mother****er"
"Seriously, I need pink lasers"


"One less ugly creature staining my good form"
"Zombies... great"



"Dead and gone"
"I seem less and less crazy each mission"
"No, you're still pretty crazy"
"I like this tinfoil earmuff"






"...Did that thing just pop out of that shark?"
"One minute it's a shark, the next the whole town goes dark"
"Command figures that's not the reason behind this..."


"KILL ALL THE THINGS"



"Grooooovy"
"This is the face of a killer! SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE"




"They just keep coming out of the woodwork holy hell"
"Ha, woodwork... get it? Because we're on the docks? Ha!"
"C-c-c-crazy coming through! Eat buckshot"




"Aww, he bled green on my uniform. Again, I'll have to repaint this pink"
"Buckshot to the face, it'll be our saving grace"



"There's too many of these mother****ers"
"Are you wearing sunglasses at night?"
"I wear my suuuuuuunglasses at niiiight"




"Looks like we've found the possible source"
"Jesus... could you imagine if that was a cruise liner?"
"LEAST THE ZOMBIES WOULD ALL BREAK THEIR HIPS TRYING TO WALK"





"There is it"
"A mother****ing whale?"
"I am never eating sushi ever again"




"So any volunteers to get the beacon?"
"**** it, I'll go"
"Least we won't lose sight of you pinky"




"Beacon has been activated"
"Let's get the **** out of here"
"Are we nuts? I am not nuts. Why did we call an airstrike on us? We're all nuts. Just not me. I'm not nuts"



"Just keep running just keep running just keep running running running"
"I've got our backs, don't trip on the cracks"




"Don't forget about the prettiest one here! Keep up the pace, I'd rather not see how explosives affect my makeup"





"New target, targeting"


"FROM THE SHARK YOU WILL RETURN!"



"Nearly there, Rheyah and I have got you guys, go"




"Last one has to buy the round"
"Hell no, I say the first one should"
"Decide later, let's get the **** out of here"
"Big Sky, keep the hatch down... we'll want a good view of this"




"Helluva thing"
"I don't see why we don't have access to airstrikes more often"





That was actually a pretty easy mission
Course, usually you only have six troops doing it
Overwatch is awesome against Chryssalids, explosives are less important but still highly useful
"No"

 

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - It has begun... on page two
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Commander, our operative is requesting an immediate extraction. Orders?
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Send the damned extraction!


"These alien lovin' bastards are going to get what's coming to them! They don't deserve the freedom they've squandered"
"I will personally see to it to beat the living crap out of them with my bare hands"
"Overly manly much?"





"Make a break for the Encoder, we cannot let that fall into enemy hands"



"What the hell did they do to themselves?"
"****ing looks like gene modifications!"
"Time to show them how to handle being shot!"





"You're not too shabby with that thing closeup old man"
"That's because it's really as far as I can see properly"






"I don't like keeping such a tight formation Trash"
"Trust me when I say the plan will work out, they can't risk blowing up the encoder"







"If I could I would rip your eyes out with my pinky fingers!"
"Damn you're vivid Mika"
"Stay frosty people, let them come to us"









"These guys are everywhere"





"Nikola, Tesla and how lasers hurt you"
"That's a big gun you've got there Yari"
"More of them just around the corner"





"I'm hit! **** bullets are worse than plasma"
"How the hell are bullets worse than plasma"




"Looks like we're going to have to go to them a little"






"Where the hell are they?"
"Front, they're at the front!"
"Fence, **** they're trying to flank us"







"It's me, the man who is going to take you down"


"More coming through the lobby"









"It's time for the big gun to make a return"







"That looks like the last guy"
"Special order of righteousness coming right up"


"How'd you enjoy out in the field there Mongoose?"
"I suits me just fine, nothing like a little threat of constant death to feel so ALIVE"



"No"