*Gunnery Control - target Vulak'Aerr. Fire hte Welecome Beam*
Welecome to the HLP station cadet! You will find flamethrowers under your seat, but they are practilcy allways empty (gas bills you know) so you'll have to either bludgeon someone to death with them or buy your own napalm. Plasma rifles can be fund in the security lockers, but they can only by opened by an Admin, [V] or a hyperintellignet shade of blue.
Be carefull when moving around the station - trolls and n00bs can often catch members by surprise. If you see a shivan moving around the air vent it's probably just Carl. Just give him your launch and he'll (hopefully) leave you alone. Avoid the mention of the Holy FS3 or the Unholy Derek (Un)Smart for your own safety.
Hope you'll enjoy your stay - the hangarbay doors are malfunctioning and An0n chrashed our last transport so you're stuck here anyway.