It takes great courage to be a Fenris captain.
Captain: "Enemy Rakshasa in range. Fire the main gun."
/LTerslash comes to life with the sound of a gnat coughing
Ensign: "1% hull damage inflicted. We are now a sitting duck for the next fourty hours."
Captain: "Steady, ensign. Keep your eyes away from my escape pod!"
/Rakshasa begins powering its gatling SReds
Captain: "Remember! In phasing out its creaky Fenris arsenal through attrition, the GTVA only grows stronger!"
Ensign: "Sir...the fusion mortar just got-"
Captain: "Also, I have an escape pod!"
*sniff* That man is an inspiration to us all...