Heheh. I dunno. While working at the airport, making airplane food, I was literarely the only GUY working in the kitchen along with
of women. Now, I'm not saying this is a bad thing, it was actually very enlightning and helped me form my own theory of the female mind, that I ran across many of them, who agreed to it often enough then stop talking to me cause I seemed to know a great secret or something.
Anyway, the theory is really complex and I've thankfully forgotten most of it by now, cause its really rather depressing. Not for women, but for me.
The basic premise is that women
have 3 minds in one brain, each arguing to be dominant all the time. Now, most of the time 2 of the 3 brains share co dominance however this lasts for like a day or two and then it basically switches over. But not rotationally. Totally randomly. If I remember correctly, the three minds were EMOTION, BODY and LOGIC. Now, this in itself proves that female brains are perhaps more evolved than male brains, however this may cause more confusion. While men usually have only one mind, YES WE DO, we think things more clearly. This might sound like a good thing, but truth in fact we don't delve into a topic or subject as deeply as woman does. Men could easly just spill some milk and put some newspaper on it, without worrying what might happen later on. With a woman, she may allready be thinking what that milk might do by next friday, so she cleans it up before any harm can happen.
This is also proof of the fact that women can do several things at once. Like my g/f can watch tv, read her book, have a coherent conversation with me and even speak on the phone.
Like I said before, women think of so many things at once, and ponder about things so deeply that it may often confuse even themselves. But this is only proof that they have futher evolved brain that is unfortunately not YET organized enough to work in full efficiency. So what it does is compensate and allow 2/3 of the minds to have dominance at a time. This can be proof of the reasons why women might be really emotional one day and the next day be a walking computer. Or be more "intimate" on other while being a computer or emotional. Well, if this has confused you as it has me, then you're on the right track. I'm pritty sure a woman might see some sence in this, but like I said its a theory devised from working with women for 9 months and listening to their conversations and arguments. My brain literarely started to hurt after a while when I was trying to make sence of what they were talkng about, but I realised that perphaps male brains cannot process the amount of data a female conveys while communicating to another female. So we just get confused. Now, I can be wrong and what they're saying is as lost to me as it is to the person she's speaking to, but who knows. Thats it really. We will never really understand them, so all we can do is just agree with them when they want you too, and disagree when they're clearly looking for a fight. Well, now my brain is aching again, so I'll go make myself a couple of tequila shots in order to forget all of this again.
