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Title: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Corsair on January 03, 2006, 09:17:05 pm: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180478,00.html

:wtf:

Cindy the male dolphin?
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Depth_Charge on January 03, 2006, 09:54:10 pm: :wtf: wow what the hell this world has come too :wtf:
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 03, 2006, 10:13:43 pm: :wtf: :lol:

Can't wait 'til Sandwich sees this...maybe he'll know the woman.

...maybe he'll have attended the ceremony. :p
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Fury on January 03, 2006, 11:07:41 pm: :wtf:
That woman has a few loose nuts. The next thing we'll see on news is someone marrying their pet dog.
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Dark RevenantX on January 03, 2006, 11:08:54 pm: The world is over.
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Clave on January 03, 2006, 11:28:20 pm: It's perfectly normal behaviour for British women of a 'certain age' - something to do with hormones...
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Descenterace on January 04, 2006, 02:10:42 am: Quote from: Mr. Fury on January 03, 2006, 11:07:41 pm
The next thing we'll see on news is someone marrying their pet dog.

Didn't that happen a few years back?
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Sigma957 on January 04, 2006, 02:30:45 am: I thought so to lol, hmm I wonder how the living arrangements have been arranged and what of the children that will come along later on. :wtf:
:lol:
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: vyper on January 04, 2006, 02:31:39 am: This is the result of "Care in the community."
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Kosh on January 04, 2006, 04:08:03 am: So how exactly does she plan to sleep with him?
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: karajorma on January 04, 2006, 04:29:01 am: {Fat Tony} "Look Rico. When I told you I wanted her to sleep with the fishes this isn't what I meant!"
"Sorry boss"
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Kosh on January 04, 2006, 04:30:54 am: Dolphins aren't fish. :p
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: aldo_14 on January 04, 2006, 04:37:40 am: She's sleeping with the fishes!

Hohohohohohohoho

Ho.

*wipes tear from eye*

*cries*

EDIT; ****, I only just read karas post above. Now this looks even worse..........
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Sandwich on January 04, 2006, 07:02:41 am: :wtf:

I don't get down to Eilat very much at all. Now I know why...
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Flipside on January 04, 2006, 09:09:44 am: :lol:

Sonar Love....
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am: You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

Quote
That truth-is-stranger-than-fiction factor keeps getting jacked up on us on a fairly regular, maybe even exponential, basis. I think that's something peculiar to our time. I don't think our grandparents had to live with that
-William Gibson (the sci-fi author)
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: aldo_14 on January 04, 2006, 10:35:47 am: Quote from: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

Can homosexuals actually marry in Israel, anyways?
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: karajorma on January 04, 2006, 01:47:20 pm: Quote from: Kosh on January 04, 2006, 04:30:54 am
Dolphins aren't fish. :p

Which is why it isn't what Fat Tony meant. :p Pay attention :)
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: ionia23 on January 04, 2006, 02:12:12 pm: I'm sorry, but this thread serves no porpoise.

:snipe:
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 04, 2006, 02:52:24 pm: Quote from: ionia23 on January 04, 2006, 02:12:12 pm
I'm sorry, but this thread serves no porpoise.

You die. Now.

:D
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: aldo_14 on January 04, 2006, 03:09:31 pm: Flipping hell.
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: an0n on January 04, 2006, 03:38:16 pm: It must be - underwater love....
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 04, 2006, 04:14:09 pm: Quote from: aldo_14 on January 04, 2006, 10:35:47 am
Quote from: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

Can homosexuals actually marry in Israel, anyways?

Exactly, maybe this is because she wasn't free to express her desires for her lesbian lover. :p
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Kosh on January 04, 2006, 05:24:35 pm: Quote from: WMCoolmon on January 04, 2006, 04:14:09 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on January 04, 2006, 10:35:47 am
Quote from: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

Can homosexuals actually marry in Israel, anyways?

Exactly, maybe this is because she wasn't free to express her desires for her lesbian lover. :p

Then why didn't she marry a FEMALE dolphin?
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Ulala on January 04, 2006, 05:43:20 pm: Quote from: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

*Expects to hear "I told you so"s in the near future*
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Janos on January 04, 2006, 05:49:48 pm: Quote from: ionia23 on January 04, 2006, 02:12:12 pm
I'm sorry, but this thread serves no porpoise.

:snipe:

at least she isn't flipper-flopping like oth

OH GODDAMNIT
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: karajorma on January 04, 2006, 06:33:22 pm: Quote from: Ulala on January 04, 2006, 05:43:20 pm
*Expects to hear "I told you so"s in the near future*

Tell them to shut the **** up. It's not like this is legally recognised or anything. It's just some mad woman who decided to claim that she was marrying an animal. History is full of them.
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Flipside on January 04, 2006, 06:42:16 pm: Mythology has so many cases of women falling in love with Swans, Bulls, Bucks, Stallions etc, it's a wonder there were room for men in the average house ;)
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: karajorma on January 04, 2006, 06:52:14 pm: Yeah but that was probably due to the fact that if you could convince a woman that Zeus might be visiting her as a swan you could probably convince her of anything :)
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 04, 2006, 07:45:11 pm: Quote
It'll be like any other marriage. The wife will make the husband jump through hoops to please her and her friends, and there will be no sex.
-- George_Roper

Cross-forum quoting is fun.
Title: Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Post by: Polpolion on January 04, 2006, 07:54:56 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What a chump!!! I wonder what the kids will look like!

EDIT: woops! mayby I should read the thread before posting...