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Offline Corsair

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What the hell... this is just too weird
on: January 03, 2006, 09:17:05 pm
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Offline Depth_Charge

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 09:54:10 pm
 :wtf: wow what the hell this world has come too :wtf:
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 10:13:43 pm
 :wtf: :lol:

Can't wait 'til Sandwich sees this...maybe he'll know the woman.

...maybe he'll have attended the ceremony. :p
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Offline Fury

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #3 on: January 03, 2006, 11:07:41 pm
:wtf:
That woman has a few loose nuts. The next thing we'll see on news is someone marrying their pet dog.
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #4 on: January 03, 2006, 11:08:54 pm
The world is over.
 

Offline Clave

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #5 on: January 03, 2006, 11:28:20 pm
It's perfectly normal behaviour for British women of a 'certain age' - something to do with hormones...
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Offline Descenterace

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #6 on: January 04, 2006, 02:10:42 am
Quote from: Mr. Fury on January 03, 2006, 11:07:41 pm
The next thing we'll see on news is someone marrying their pet dog.

Didn't that happen a few years back?
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Offline Sigma957

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #7 on: January 04, 2006, 02:30:45 am
I thought so to lol, hmm I wonder how the living arrangements have been arranged and what of the children that will come along later on. :wtf:
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Offline vyper

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #8 on: January 04, 2006, 02:31:39 am
This is the result of "Care in the community."
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Offline Kosh

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #9 on: January 04, 2006, 04:08:03 am
So how exactly does she plan to sleep with him?
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Offline karajorma

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #10 on: January 04, 2006, 04:29:01 am
{Fat Tony} "Look Rico. When I told you I wanted her to sleep with the fishes this isn't what I meant!"
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Offline Kosh

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #11 on: January 04, 2006, 04:30:54 am
Dolphins aren't fish. :p
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline aldo_14

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #12 on: January 04, 2006, 04:37:40 am
She's sleeping with the fishes!


Hohohohohohohoho

Ho.

*wipes tear from eye*

*cries*

EDIT; ****, I only just read karas post above.  Now this looks even worse..........
« Last Edit: January 04, 2006, 07:35:36 am by aldo_14 »
 

Offline Sandwich

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #13 on: January 04, 2006, 07:02:41 am
:wtf:

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Offline Flipside

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #14 on: January 04, 2006, 09:09:44 am
:lol:

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Offline Rictor

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #15 on: January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

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Offline aldo_14

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #16 on: January 04, 2006, 10:35:47 am
Quote from: Rictor on January 04, 2006, 10:12:05 am
You remember when the anti-gay marriage crowd went on about 'Well if we let gay's marry, what's next: people wanting to marry their dogs?". Yeah, that took all of about, what maybe six months?

Can homosexuals actually marry in Israel, anyways?
 

Offline karajorma

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #17 on: January 04, 2006, 01:47:20 pm
Quote from: Kosh on January 04, 2006, 04:30:54 am
Dolphins aren't fish. :p

Which is why it isn't what Fat Tony meant. :p Pay attention :)
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Offline ionia23

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #18 on: January 04, 2006, 02:12:12 pm
I'm sorry, but this thread serves no porpoise.


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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: What the hell... this is just too weird
Reply #19 on: January 04, 2006, 02:52:24 pm
Quote from: ionia23 on January 04, 2006, 02:12:12 pm
I'm sorry, but this thread serves no porpoise.

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