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Title: We got mother****in' snakes!
Post by: Rictor on March 17, 2006, 07:58:01 pm: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Snakesonaplane1js.jpg)

Yes, the trailer for the much anticipated action thriller hit of the year is finally available. Prepare to have your sense of good taste assaulted as Samuel L Jackson takes on some mother****in' snakes! Possibly his finest performance to date!

The critics are raving that Snakes on a Mother****in' Plane is a non-stop rollercoaster ride that will have you on the edge of your seat. And on the edge of sanity.

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 17, 2006, 08:00:32 pm: Mother****in' snakes on a plance, *****! :lol: :D
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 17, 2006, 08:04:02 pm: Don't you mother****in' stick no god-damned forked tongue out at me, *****!
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Post by: Flipside on March 17, 2006, 08:04:55 pm: I'll shove you god-damn venomous tail up yo' mo'fukkin asp!
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Post by: Ford Prefect on March 17, 2006, 08:56:34 pm: How fitting for St. Patrick's Day.
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Post by: Taristin on March 17, 2006, 08:58:17 pm: God I had hoped the clammor would have died when this pic emerged weeks ago. -.'.-
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Post by: Flipside on March 17, 2006, 09:00:35 pm: Could have been worse, could have been Badgers ;)
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Post by: Ransom on March 17, 2006, 09:23:57 pm: :lol:

That trailer looks as bad as I could have imagined it would be.
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Post by: Grug on March 17, 2006, 10:27:25 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Charismatic on March 17, 2006, 10:59:25 pm: Mother****er, what is you be callin a bad trailer, *****es. This is the best mother****ing trailer iv ever seen in ma daum livf.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 18, 2006, 04:04:08 am: Some of the thread titles on the IMDB message board are quite amusing.

"Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake"
"What Other Animals Should Be On Public Transport?"
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Post by: Bobboau on March 18, 2006, 04:29:21 am: this seems like something I'd expect out of homestar runner.
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Post by: Sandwich on March 18, 2006, 05:36:23 am: Tell me this isn't for real.
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Post by: Nuke on March 18, 2006, 06:33:09 am: please tell me this is for real
it would honestly be a supirior alternative to another ****ing remake.
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Post by: Martinus on March 18, 2006, 06:56:03 am: Gentlemen... This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/) is (http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml) for (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane) real (http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/).
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Post by: Nuke on March 18, 2006, 06:59:15 am: just when im about to loose all faith in hollywood, they pull something like this outta their collective asses.
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Post by: Turnsky on March 18, 2006, 07:25:44 am: next will be spiders on a plane, than vicious maneating ferrets on a plane, then.... well you get the idea..
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Post by: karajorma on March 18, 2006, 08:22:39 am: Quote
At some point, the film's working title was altered to Pacific Air Flight 121, to the consternation of many. In August 2005, a perturbed Samuel L. Jackson told an interviewer, "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

At least he has a sense of humour about it :D
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 18, 2006, 08:43:07 am: Quote from: Turnsky on March 18, 2006, 07:25:44 am
next will be spiders on a plane, than vicious maneating ferrets on a plane, then.... well you get the idea..

No, I reckon it'll be Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on 2 planes.
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Post by: an0n on March 18, 2006, 09:04:08 am: Snakes On A Plane 2: Whacking Day
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Post by: an0n on March 18, 2006, 09:13:10 am: Incidentally, I'm PAYING[/i] to see this movie.

I don't care if it's just 2hrs of Sam Jackson being attacked by green sock-puppets, it'll so be worth the money.
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Post by: Nuke on March 18, 2006, 09:36:36 am: Quote from: an0n on March 18, 2006, 09:13:10 am
Incidentally, I'm PAYING[/i] to see this movie.

I don't care if it's just 2hrs of Sam Jackson being attacked by green sock-puppets, it'll so be worth the money.

i have to agree with anon here. i can see the genious of this film. anyone who cant needs to have his head examined. after tonnes of remakes you sould all me happy that somone in hollywood came up with this original, albeit simple, idea. i am looking forward to this movie and its sequal, cats on a submarine :D
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Post by: Martinus on March 18, 2006, 09:41:06 am: Quote from: Nuke on March 18, 2006, 09:36:36 am
i am looking forward to this movie and its sequal, cats on a submarine :D
Sorry that can't happen
Spoiler:
everyone knows that there ain't no pussy on subs.
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Post by: an0n on March 18, 2006, 10:40:05 am: I'm kinda hoping for: Snakes On A Plane 2: Bear On A Plane
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Post by: Axem on March 18, 2006, 12:04:06 pm: I am inspired.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/jad3.jpg)
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Post by: Goober5000 on March 18, 2006, 01:54:26 pm: Or Shivans on a Thoth. :lol:
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Post by: an0n on March 18, 2006, 02:11:44 pm: Snakes On A Plane 13: Ewoks On A Star-Destroyer
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 18, 2006, 02:14:28 pm: :lol: :lol: @ Axem's pic.

Snakes on a Plane 2 : 2Snakes 2Planes
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 18, 2006, 02:59:28 pm: Snakes on a plane 2: Mongoose on a plane

?
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Post by: an0n on March 18, 2006, 03:19:48 pm: Snakes On A Plane 2: Snakes On A Helicopter
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Post by: Flipside on March 18, 2006, 03:22:03 pm: He's a Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom cloud laying mo'fukka?
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Post by: Rictor on March 18, 2006, 04:38:48 pm: Quote from: nuclear1 on March 18, 2006, 02:14:28 pm
Snakes on a Plane 2 : 2Snakes 2Planes

You win.
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Post by: Sandwich on March 18, 2006, 06:25:15 pm: Unbelieveable. It's real. :lol:
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Post by: Nuke on March 18, 2006, 11:03:35 pm: :nervous: snakes on a plane 2: snakes on a space shuttle :nervous:
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Post by: achtung on March 18, 2006, 11:46:28 pm: Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes Hijack a plane in the name of snake god!
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 19, 2006, 05:36:42 am: Prequel:

Snakes on a Plane 2: Semites and Coloureds on a Steam Liner!
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Post by: Martinus on March 19, 2006, 06:06:33 am: Snake's on a plane 2: Metal gear solid.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 19, 2006, 06:49:49 am: Snakes on a plane 2; snakes eating planes
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Post by: BlackDove on March 19, 2006, 07:57:42 am: Quote from: Maeglamor on March 19, 2006, 06:06:33 am
Snake's on a plane 2: Metal gear solid.
:lol:
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Post by: Shade on March 19, 2006, 08:01:20 am: Snakes on a Plane 1/2: Snake on a Biplane 1: Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Post by: Charismatic on March 19, 2006, 11:19:40 am: :lol:
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Post by: Rictor on March 19, 2006, 11:29:39 am: Honestly, I'm beggining to think that the producers of the movie are in fact very clever, devious people and not the retarded seven year-olds one would assume they are. You can't buy this type of publicity for love or money.
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Post by: karajorma on March 19, 2006, 12:10:57 pm: Check whether Samuel L Jackson is getting paid or a share of gross and you'll have your answer.
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Post by: Bobboau on March 19, 2006, 04:22:06 pm: Snakes on a Plane2:
The Explodening
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Post by: watsisname on March 19, 2006, 09:41:58 pm: *wonders when people will run out of ideas for alternate titles*

:nervous:
Snakes on a Plane 2: Air Force One!
"GIT OFFA MA PLANE, MOTHER****ER'S!"
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Post by: Gortef on March 20, 2006, 04:13:20 am: Geezus! I thought this was another 4chan pun. Bloody hell :lol:
I gotta see this, even just because of the title :lol:
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Post by: Mongoose on March 20, 2006, 07:26:06 am: Snakes on a Plane: The Beginning
"Orville, I believe we have a reptile problem."

I am so seeing this the day it comes out. It'll wind up being the biggest box office hit of the year. :lol:
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Post by: Nuke on March 21, 2006, 02:00:10 am: snakes on a plane 2: flight attendant bestiality
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Post by: NGTM-1R on March 21, 2006, 02:37:29 am: I did not need that mental image.

Damn you, Nuke.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 21, 2006, 12:43:30 pm: Snakes on a Plane 2: Octopii on a plane: Japanese special Hentai tentacle rape edition
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Post by: Rictor on March 21, 2006, 01:21:21 pm: Snakes on an Earthly Plane: Garden of Eden.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on March 21, 2006, 02:10:28 pm: Quote from: aldo_14 on March 21, 2006, 12:43:30 pm
Snakes on a Plane 2: Octopii on a plane: Japanese special Hentai tentacle rape edition

I actually sat through an episode of La Blue Girl once; doesn't scare me. :p

Not entirely sane anymore either, but hey...
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Post by: Martinus on March 21, 2006, 04:24:31 pm: Quote from: aldo_14 on March 21, 2006, 12:43:30 pm
Snakes on a Plane 2: Octopii on a plane: Japanese special Hentai tentacle rape edition
Surely the special editions are the ones that come without tenticle rape?
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 21, 2006, 04:57:26 pm: Quote from: Maeglamor on March 21, 2006, 04:24:31 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on March 21, 2006, 12:43:30 pm
Snakes on a Plane 2: Octopii on a plane: Japanese special Hentai tentacle rape edition
Surely the special editions are the ones that come without tenticle rape?

No, this is special tentacle rape.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on March 21, 2006, 05:40:55 pm: Tentacles raping special people?
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Post by: BlackDove on March 21, 2006, 06:58:53 pm: Everything's special with tentacle rape.
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Post by: Mefustae on March 21, 2006, 07:04:53 pm: Am I the only one who finds it somewhat unsettling - not to mention downright worrying - that we're having a discussion on tentacle rape?!!
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Post by: Ferret on March 21, 2006, 07:17:49 pm: Yaaay internet!
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Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on March 21, 2006, 10:27:43 pm: Quote from: Mefustae on March 21, 2006, 07:04:53 pm
Am I the only one who finds it somewhat unsettling - not to mention downright worrying - that we're having a discussion on tentacle rape?!!

No. No you're not. :wtf:
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Post by: Nuke on March 21, 2006, 10:46:55 pm: damn it, yr all a bunch of pervs :D
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Post by: Janos on March 21, 2006, 11:17:29 pm: Quote from: Nuke on March 21, 2006, 10:46:55 pm
damn it, yr all a bunch of pervs :D

snakes on a plane forever
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Post by: NGTM-1R on March 22, 2006, 01:15:53 am: Quote from: Nuke on March 21, 2006, 10:46:55 pm
damn it, yr all a bunch of pervs :D

I said I sat through it. I never said I liked it. :p
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 22, 2006, 09:30:03 am: Quote from: Mefustae on March 21, 2006, 07:04:53 pm
Am I the only one who finds it somewhat unsettling - not to mention downright worrying - that we're having a discussion on tentacle rape?!!

It doesn't surprise me at all, actually. :nervous:
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Post by: Zuljin on March 24, 2006, 07:04:42 pm: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2701810?showw=no&refsite=6166&htv=12&htv=12

I think someone has a bit too much spare time :p
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Post by: Flipside on March 24, 2006, 07:10:13 pm: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2712881

I think this ones better ;)
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Post by: Rictor on March 25, 2006, 02:12:12 am: They've apparently released the official logo
(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8122/snakesonaplanelogo1ir.jpg).
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Post by: Flipside on March 25, 2006, 04:57:53 am: LOL Hippocrates is gonna open a can of whup-ass on ya!
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Post by: Sandwich on March 25, 2006, 01:47:39 pm: From the Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane):

[q]In recognition of the unprecedented internet buzz for what had been a minor movie in their 2006 line-up, New Line Cinema ordered five days of additional shooting in early March 2006[6] (the principle shooting had wrapped in September 2005). While re-shoots normally imply problems with a film, the producers opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory and bring the movie in line with the growing fan expectation. Among the reported additions is a vulgar line that originated as an internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson's traditional movie persona: "I want these mother****ing snakes off the mother****ing plane!"[/q]
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Post by: Goober5000 on March 25, 2006, 03:09:07 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Rictor on March 25, 2006, 07:09:18 pm: No way.

That's the power of the Internet folks: we can take ****ty, contrived abominations and make them shine. A bold new world awaits!
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Post by: WeatherOp on March 25, 2006, 10:02:39 pm: Snakes on a Plane 2040: Replaced

Intro phrase: "They are allready in your pants." :p
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 26, 2006, 07:07:30 am: Quote from: Rictor on March 25, 2006, 07:09:18 pm
No way.

That's the power of the Internet folks: we can take ****ty, contrived abominations and make them shine. A bold new world awaits!

It's a bit like TaS, but in a film format!
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Post by: Gortef on March 27, 2006, 03:35:54 am: I think that logo is somewhat cool :lol:

As for the re-shoots, hahahaha, power of the internets!
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Post by: Carl on March 27, 2006, 04:42:28 am: Quote from: Sandwich on March 25, 2006, 01:47:39 pm
From the Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane):

[q]In recognition of the unprecedented internet buzz for what had been a minor movie in their 2006 line-up, New Line Cinema ordered five days of additional shooting in early March 2006[6] (the principle shooting had wrapped in September 2005). While re-shoots normally imply problems with a film, the producers opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory and bring the movie in line with the growing fan expectation. Among the reported additions is a vulgar line that originated as an internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson's traditional movie persona: "I want these mother****ing snakes off the mother****ing plane!"[/q]

Do they realize that the "unprecedented internet buzz " is becuase we're making fun of it because it sounds so stupid?
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Post by: Flipside on March 27, 2006, 05:09:40 am: Theres no such thing as bad publicity though ;)
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Post by: Grug on March 27, 2006, 05:23:41 am: I for one am going to go see it when it comes out, just to laugh my ass off at it.
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Post by: Unknown Target on March 27, 2006, 06:44:33 am: I'm gonna PAY to see this! Mother****in snakes on mother****in planes for LIFE!
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Post by: BlackDove on March 27, 2006, 07:18:37 am: I think we're all gonna be seeing this one, no matter what we think of it.

That kind of publicity is always positive seeing how paying for a ticket is the production studio's objective.
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Post by: Ulala on April 25, 2006, 07:33:58 pm: *beats the dead horse*

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/24/film.snakesonaplane.ap/index.html
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Post by: Flipside on April 25, 2006, 07:41:24 pm: 'The triumph of that populist approach is the insertion of a line of dialogue from one of the fake trailers--"I'm tired of these motherf_______ snakes on this motherf_______ plane!"--directly into Jackson's mouth. "It's kind of difficult to watch me in a movie and not hear me say motherf_______ once," he says. "I wanted to say it in Star Wars, so I'm glad we got it in here." George Lucas and other directors may bristle at the thought of an audience hijacking their unfinished product, but Ellis--who claims he has bought almost $1,000 of unofficial Snakes merchandise on the Internet--has embraced it to the point that he agreed to let New Line run a contest in which the best song inspired by the title will run over the closing credits. "I have no ego," says Ellis. "You have to be smart enough to collaborate with everybody when you're making a movie, so why not work with the people you're making the movie for?"'

I love this guy, he's earned the price of a movie ticket in my books, simply for finally figuring it out.
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Post by: Corsair on April 25, 2006, 08:36:32 pm: Hell yes. So ready for this.
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Post by: Eightball on April 26, 2006, 03:37:57 pm: http://snakeburger.ytmnd.com/

:D
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Post by: Corsair on April 26, 2006, 10:22:56 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Gortef on April 27, 2006, 03:53:43 am: :wtf: :lol: