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Title: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Black Wolf on November 08, 2006, 11:01:07 am
From the Office of Black Wolf, Supervisory Administrator of Hard Light Productions: Declaration of Inauguration of New Leadership

Not so many years ago, Hard Light Productions was formed with a simple aim – to bring modders together. When considered in greater detail, however, it becomes apparent that this simple mantra was merely an umbrella statement that encompassed a range of more or less important beliefs, aims and mandates which would come to define the community. Central among these was the belief that a community could exist and thrive as a healthy social entity under the leadership of a select group of people, each chosen for their own unique skills and leadership abilities.

However, recent events, the details of which should be well known who all who read this, have proven this perhaps somewhat whimsical belief to be incorrect. Thus it is, with a heavy heart, that I must concede that this grand experiment has failed, and, in accordance with the sincere wiushes of the majority of the local populace, take the burden of leadership upon my own shoulders.

Clearly, the transfer of power will need to take place swiftly and cleanly, in order to minimize confusion and potential stress during any transitional phase of management. In order to further minimize the difficulty of the transition, I have decided not to eliminate the current structure of community governance, which has, until recently, performed admirably in its role. Rather, I will place myself into the role of Supervisory Administrator. My role will principally be one of policy setting – the day to day details of running the board will continue to be the duties of the current administration team until such time as new administrative policy can be defined and the situation reviewed

I hereby call upon all denizens of the board to be patient and courteous during the hopefully short transition period, and to prepare for a significantly brighter future, free from the troubles of the current era.

Sincerely,

Black Wolf
Supervisory Administrator
Hard Light Productions
9th November, 2006
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: BlackDove on November 08, 2006, 11:19:42 am
Drinking again I see.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Turey on November 08, 2006, 11:39:50 am
You almost gave me a heart attack! Stop it!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 08, 2006, 11:57:28 am
:lol: Is it that time of year again already?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 08, 2006, 12:19:07 pm
All hail the glorious leader who will reward his supporters with wealth and power and biscuits!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Charismatic on November 08, 2006, 12:55:46 pm
It would seem I have missed out on some things. Time for me to spend more time here.

Untill someone comes flat out and says it, Il conciter this a joke, or spam. Or a spam-joke. Either way.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: BlackDove on November 08, 2006, 12:58:52 pm
How perceptive of you, detective.

Why don't you go solve the one with the hidden meaning in the sentence above now.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: redsniper on November 08, 2006, 01:25:17 pm
Zig heil! :nervous:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: kode on November 08, 2006, 02:11:02 pm
so, it's like this, I've got loads of milions of dollars frozen in an african country, and I'm gonna need someones help to get it out of there. any takers?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Windrunner on November 08, 2006, 02:22:18 pm
didn't know i was getting overthrown... :nervous:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Turey on November 08, 2006, 02:26:43 pm
didn't know i was getting overthrown... :nervous:

Yup. You didn't campaign enough.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 08, 2006, 02:39:40 pm
so, it's like this, I've got loads of milions of dollars frozen in an african country, and I'm gonna need someones help to get it out of there. any takers?

HALLO FRYEND!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 08, 2006, 02:44:50 pm
Hail to the King, baby.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: kode on November 08, 2006, 03:09:31 pm
so, it's like this, I've got loads of milions of dollars frozen in an african country, and I'm gonna need someones help to get it out of there. any takers?

HALLO FRYEND!

smashing. now all I need is £100 for clearing some red tape.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mr. Vega on November 08, 2006, 04:35:54 pm
Hail Karras!...and the builder.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Blue Lion on November 08, 2006, 04:38:02 pm
I for one, welcome our new overlord
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Turey on November 08, 2006, 04:47:45 pm
I for one, welcome our new overlord Glorious Liberator

Fixed.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 08, 2006, 05:41:43 pm
I guess I just don't spend enough time here...What brought this on?  And why are we reorganizing?

Someone tell me what's going on so I know whether or not to panic!!!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: redsniper on November 08, 2006, 05:47:47 pm
It's the second coming of an0n.
actually, it's just a joke. ;)
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 08, 2006, 05:49:46 pm
I would say it's probably the second bottle of spirits, but the spellings ok.... most confusing.... ;)
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 08, 2006, 06:32:57 pm
You mean...he...he's...DRUNK?!?!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 08, 2006, 06:34:10 pm
No, merely tipsy, click on the link under his name for an example of Drunk ;)
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 08, 2006, 08:31:38 pm
Ooooh, a new tyrannical dictator, could this signal the coming of a Soviet-esque society of informants and administration-sanctioned kidnapping & murder? Well, if that's the case, then...

...dibbs on Head of Secret Police!!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Turnsky on November 08, 2006, 08:58:44 pm
oooh, a coup de'tat.. i love these things!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: achtung on November 08, 2006, 09:23:57 pm
I'm guessing our new "symbol" is this?

(http://www.vodkahaus.de/images/greygoose-315.jpg)

A cookie if someone gets the reference.  :)             (http://www.nukelol.com/images/forumimages/the_incident.gif) (http://www.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Hippo on November 08, 2006, 09:41:33 pm
Zig heil! :nervous:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: kode on November 09, 2006, 02:10:27 am
I'm guessing our new "symbol" is this?

(http://www.vodkahaus.de/images/greygoose-315.jpg)

A cookie if someone gets the reference.  :)             (http://www.nukelol.com/images/forumimages/the_incident.gif) (http://www.ytmnd.com/)

coloured animals animals of colour?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Kosh on November 09, 2006, 02:12:36 am
Quote
However, recent events, the details of which should be well known who all who read this, have proven this perhaps somewhat whimsical belief to be incorrect


Which events were these? :wtf:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Fury on November 09, 2006, 02:44:48 am
I wonder what would happen if Black Wolf would suddenly end up as the only admin here... :drevil:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Black Wolf on November 09, 2006, 03:47:54 am
From the Office of Black Wolf, Supervisory Administrator of Hard Light Productions: Clarification of the New Order

It has come to my attention that certain individuals have questioned the nature of the new order of things, and that there is a certain degree of trepidation among the members of the community. This was expected and is nothing to be ashamed of. The old, corrupt order has stood for some time, and any passage into the unknown is greeted with initial fear. I am issuing this proclamation, however, to calm the fears of those who may be troubled, and to reassure all members of the brighter future to come.

First, know that, at this point, no replacements of the present ruling strata are intended - initially. Nor is this, as it has been described, a coup or hostile takeover. This is a peaceful transfer of power in accordance with the will of the people from the current body of administration to myself, who’s role will be supervisory in nature. The correct term is supplemented authority

Moreover, know that I come not as a "tyrannical dictator" or as some fascist overlord. I am here to help the people, as I have attempted to do for many years in the past, working from the background, outside the realms of authority. However, recent events have shown that these methods are no longer effective, and that direct action is necessitated.

To those feigning ignorance, I say this - Your weak attempts to pretend that you have somehow failed to notice the momentous events of the past several weeks, or failed to comprehend the necessary outcomes of these events serves nobody, least of all yourself. I have no intention of humouring your pathetic lies by reciting the catalogue of troubles we all know too well.

To those who would defy the new order, I ask you to consider the consequences of your actions. Know that change is inevitable and, in this case, overwhelmingly for the better. We shall rise from these tumultuous events stronger before, and it is my sincere desire that all members of the forum join me in this great crusade.

Know, however, that no dissent, no discord, can be tolerated if the transfer of power is to be peaceful and efficient. We must not allow subversive elements to gain a foothold now, in this vulnerable time between administrations. Thus, I issue my second decree – in accordance with the clear will of the people, and desire for internal peace and security, I appoint Mefustae as head of the Hard Light Internal Peace and Security force. He and his officers will carry out the essential role of maintaining internal harmony during the transition period and, if necessary, into the initial period of the new order. His methods shall be left up to his discretion but will, assuredly, place the utmost respect upon those pillars of liberty and true justice. All those who have nothing to fear are now safer, and those who would seek to damage the community through dissent and scaremongering shall pay the consequences for their actions in defiance of the will of the people.

Sincerely,

Black Wolf
Supervisory Administrator
Hard Light Productions
9th November, 2006

Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 09, 2006, 03:52:09 am
It's just like reading North Korean papers.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 09, 2006, 03:53:39 am
I suppose we'll need to get the bloody Galactica in, now.

Sigh.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 09, 2006, 03:54:30 am
As long as Peggy lives I'm okay with that. I meant to enlist for gunnery crew anyways.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 09, 2006, 04:19:18 am
Your attention, please.

In this time of transition, we must remain alert of the threat posed by ideological subversion. It is the duty of every forumite to serve as the eyes and ears of our great Administration, informing your local IPS Fingermen immediately should you witness any expression of anti-forum rhetoric or dissident behaviour. These are troubled times, but faith in our glorious, new leadership will ensure the security and prosperity of every member of Hard Light Productions!

Strength through unity. Unity through Freespace. Hard-light prevails!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 09, 2006, 05:05:56 am
Have you ever considered working for the Caldari State?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 09, 2006, 05:07:42 am
Got a few offers, but their dental plan sucks.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 06:04:28 am
I give up..  Is it DRUNK?




or maybe drinking :nervous: i never post drunk, I used to play squadwar drunk, Once while smashed outta my face i killed half my squad  whilest defending DW-Suzanna, even though i was leading the assault on her in the first place :lol:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: kode on November 09, 2006, 10:44:04 am
I, for one, never post sober.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 10:52:03 am
So if i was to mention.................................

















(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4671/kebabto6.jpg)


what would happen?



[ps i have learnt from my goatse experience, this is saved and imageshacked, i will never google "kebab" at work again.... bleurgh]
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 09, 2006, 11:12:01 am
Probably a nasty stomach bug and the runs.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 09, 2006, 11:15:31 am
That's an 'orrible looking kebab.....
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Prophet on November 09, 2006, 11:27:34 am
That's an 'orrible looking kebab.....
It's an horrible looking something. But it made me think about junk food. And now I'm hungry as hell.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Fragrag on November 09, 2006, 12:18:00 pm
That's not a kebab, it looks more like a crappy burrito
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Goober5000 on November 09, 2006, 12:43:21 pm
Bleh.  The Batman stories were better.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: redsniper on November 09, 2006, 12:58:48 pm
You're just mad because your position is threatened now. :p
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: achtung on November 09, 2006, 06:05:08 pm
I'm guessing our new "symbol" is this?

(http://www.vodkahaus.de/images/greygoose-315.jpg)

A cookie if someone gets the reference.  :)             (http://www.nukelol.com/images/forumimages/the_incident.gif) (http://www.ytmnd.com/)

coloured animals animals of colour?
Sorry, nope.  There's a hint in the quote
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Ford Prefect on November 09, 2006, 06:06:43 pm
Bleh.  The Batman stories were better.
****ing Batman....
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 09, 2006, 07:18:05 pm
quick n00b question:

Who are the "original" Admins that rose HLP from the VBB?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: WMCoolmon on November 09, 2006, 07:41:57 pm
Bleh.  The Batman stories were better.
****ing Batman....

OMG  :wtf: :lol:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 09, 2006, 07:53:39 pm
Freedom of expression is a key element in artistic expression.  Having a secret police undermines this central ideal of HLP.  Authority should  be decentralized, with as much power going to the people as possible.  This will ensure a society free from tyrranical oppression, a concept known to all single party administrations. 

I hereby name myself "Witty and Classy Leader of the Rebellion". :D
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Turey on November 09, 2006, 07:54:31 pm
****ing Batman....

Look, Ford, it's your own choice what you do at your computer, and it's not our place to try to stop you, but you don't have to tell us while you're doing it!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mongoose on November 09, 2006, 08:03:52 pm
Damn it, all of this makes me want more of the the HLP Movie!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 09, 2006, 09:17:48 pm
*Grins sheepishly*

*Hides*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 09, 2006, 09:30:56 pm
y'know Black Wolf.........

I think it's monkeyville time.....
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 09, 2006, 09:36:56 pm
Why should he be monked? :confused:
He hasn't done anything wrong.

Only hilarious :D
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 09, 2006, 09:49:26 pm
guess it's a good thing I'm not a moderator...
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 09, 2006, 10:08:14 pm
Guess so :p
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Prophet on November 10, 2006, 01:08:56 am
But I did see The Lock Monkey hiding in the shadows. Or at least I think I saw him. He's a sneaky fella...
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 10, 2006, 01:18:59 am
IPS has... dealt with the so-called 'lock monkey'. He will be troubling us no longer. *Dusts hands*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Sandwich on November 10, 2006, 02:43:20 am
BlackWolf, duude, it's about time! This server expense is killing me, maaan... what's your account number so I can transfer the expense, dude?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 10, 2006, 04:44:33 am
Number 2,
Who do you work for?



Thats right......etc


If sandwich is Doc Evil, Black Wolf is number 2, and Woo is Frau  mini-me :lol:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Sandwich on November 10, 2006, 04:53:32 am
Are you drunk?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 10, 2006, 04:56:08 am
I wish. He's been babbling like that for days.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Sandwich on November 10, 2006, 05:00:38 am
I'd monkey him, but since he's leaving in a week or so... :D
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mefustae on November 10, 2006, 05:08:29 am
And so it falls to me. I'll get my Fingermen on it right after dinner. :nod:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 10, 2006, 05:17:54 am
I'm not drunk, jsut plain high on anxiety, How would you feel if you had to go away for the better part of a year.


What i guess i'm trying to say is.......*sniff*


I'll miss you guys :(

(http://www.olegvolk.net/gallery/d/3227-2/babycrying9530.jpg)

*waaaaahhh*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Sandwich on November 10, 2006, 05:20:53 am
I was a Combat Engineer myself.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 10, 2006, 05:30:13 am
The stint wont bother me, I just wont have a release of FreeSpacey type stress (or spam stress for that matter.) Unless i can convince my RSM to make us run round the parade square shouting DIVE DIVE DIVE for hours on end.


Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Flipside on November 10, 2006, 03:01:27 pm
:lol:

You just make sure you stay safe so you can come back and annoy us all again later :p
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Snail on November 10, 2006, 03:33:29 pm
(http://www.hard-light.net/forums/Themes/HLP/images/on2.gif)
THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Whatever goes upon FS3 is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon FS2, or has FS1, is a friend.
3. No member shall wear clothes.
4. No member shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
5. No member shall drink alcahol to excess.
6. No member shall flame any other member without cause.
7. All members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: vyper on November 10, 2006, 03:40:29 pm
Cram it God-Wad.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 10, 2006, 06:12:47 pm
(http://www.hard-light.net/forums/Themes/HLP/images/on2.gif)
THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Whatever goes upon FS3 is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon FS2, or has FS1, is a friend.
3. No member shall wear clothes.
4. No member shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
5. No member shall drink alcahol to excess.
6. No member shall flame any other member without cause.
7. All members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.
Snail..... /Calling all Admins, repeat, Calling all Admins!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 11, 2006, 08:33:53 am
Hush little ones...


Hush.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 02:34:12 pm
okay.

\deploys large Admin Needed Sign  :p
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: vyper on November 11, 2006, 03:06:23 pm
/me sets fire to spartan's sign.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 03:14:35 pm
it's an electric one, a hologram. It's being sent from a Deimos-class Corvette.

Spartan finally shuts it off...
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Dark Hunter on November 11, 2006, 05:59:29 pm
/me sets fire to spartan's sign.

How'd you do that? All of our flamethrowers are filled with Holy Water... unless...

*Dark Hunter suspects vyper of running an illegal napalm ring*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 09:19:26 pm
Hunter, I've already informed people that I do in fact have a shotgun....

\hides shotgun from Admin;  :D
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 11, 2006, 09:30:50 pm
I agree. We should deploy an Admin's needed sign for that monstrosity :p

*whips out chaingun and flamethrower*

Party time?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 09:38:01 pm
Party Time!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 11, 2006, 09:40:16 pm
[Frat Boy]Wooooooooooo!!!!!  PARTY TIME!!!!  Woooooooooooooo!!!  Get the kegs!!![/Frat Boy]
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 09:44:58 pm
I'll just take some Irish whiskey and some caf please....

\Starts setting up 50 cal smuggled aboard Deimos-class Corvette....

 ;7
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 11, 2006, 09:50:04 pm
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 09:57:41 pm
inquires as to which type of beer

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Spartan_0214 is UNDER the American Drinking Age, he is merely playing around....
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 11, 2006, 09:59:10 pm
DAY. INT. First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator thread. SCENE ONE

Unknown Target slowly steps back into the thread from taking a long drink outside. Turning to the table nearby, he slowly sets down his mug and eyes spartan_0214 warily. The latter squirms uncomfortably, shifting himself on his couch. Unknown Target narrows his eyes.

UNKNOWN TARGET: What time is it...?

spartan_0214: (Softyl) Pa...party time...?

UNKNOWN TARGET: (nods) That's right.

The two stare at each other for a second or two. Other forumites hurriedly move to other threads. spartan_0214 looks around, afraid. Unknown Target's hands dart to his hips, and spartan_0214 whips himself over the top of the couch as a hail of bullets from his adversary's twin revolvers spit up a hail of feathers from what was once a comfortable seat. spartan_0214 quickly pops his head up over the top of his sanctuary to fire off several shots from an unusually large shotgun, before leaping from behind his couch to behind a nearby table. Unknown Target hits the deck to avoid the shotgun blasts, firing off a few last ditch shots in spartan_0214's general direction - the latter immediately returns fire, and Unknown Target takes a pellet in his left shoulder, sending one of his weapons flying into an opposite wall. Grunting, with blood flowing from his arm, he staggers to his feat, pistol hanging limply in his right hand. spartan_0214 rears up from his hiding place, shotgun in hand with a grin on his face. He pulls back the grip. Cut to slow-mo. A shell flies outwards from the gun, smoke trailing lazily behind it. Cut to spartan_0214's face. The smirk widens into a grin. Cut to the trigger. He slowly pulls it backwards - cut to Unknown Target's hand. His grip tightens around the pistol, slowly pulling it up. The trigger is pulled. A loud explosion emanates from the barrel as the bullet is fired. Cut to regular time and a wide shot as Unknown Target dives for the deck and rolls forward, the shotgun blast going over his head. He rolls forward, just as his bullet pings off of spartan_0214's shotgun, throwing it out of his hand and skittering across the floor. Unknown Target finishes his roll and stops, crouching on one knee, pistol drawn up against the bottom of spartan_0214's chin.


UNKNOWN TARGET: Party time.

Fade to black.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 11, 2006, 10:04:28 pm
Unbeknownst to Unknown Target, Spartan has Mjolnir armor on, you can't see his face, nor can you stick a gun under his chin w/out getting your hand burned by the shield system. (BTW, Spartan is wearing the superior Mark VII Mjolnir Battle armor, the armor of the completed Spartan III project)  :D ;7 :P

Spartan has no idea how Unknown Target doesn't know he has Mjolnir armor on... :lol:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 11, 2006, 10:24:02 pm
DAY. INT. First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator thread. SCENE TWO

We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

UNKNOWN TARGET: So...I see we have come down to cliches, hm?

spartan_0214: (Grunts) Use what works best...

Unknown Target pulls the trigger and is immediately blown backwards in a hellstorm of electromagnetic energy as the bullet is disintegrated in spartan_0214's shield. Dazed and slightly bruised, Unknown Target slumps against a wall, finally dropping his weapon. spartan_0214 moves in for the kill.

spartan_0214: So this is how the big bad old timer ends up, hm?

He grabs Unknown Target by the wrist and drags his limp body over to the waste chute on the other side of the forum. Onlookers gasp in surprise. spartan_0214 slowly raises Unknown Target over his head and prepares to toss him down. Suddenly, in a flurry of motion, his victim seizes on the opportunity and grabs spartan_0214's arm, shoving his weight forward and dropping to the floor, cartwheeling spartan_0214 over top of him and into the wall. spartan_0214 screams in agony, grabbing his near-broken arm, looking frantically for Unknown Target. We cut to his POV, heavy breathing in the background. We whip back and forth, then on a whim look straight up, just in time to see Unknown Target screaming down from the heavens, leg outstretched. spartan_0214 drops and rolls to the side, narrowly missing the oncoming projectile. Unknown Target hits the ground - a loud crunch is heard and the metal floor buckles under his weight. He roars and spins around to find spartan_0214 leveling dual SMGs on him. The latter opens fire, bullets searing through the recycled air, ripping up the ground all about his target. Unknown Target leaps onto a wall, running towards the origin of the hellstorm. spartan_0214 runs out of ammo on one of his SMG's - he chucks it at Unknown Target, who grabs it in mid-air and whirls it around in his hand, gripping the barrel. He leaps off of the wall at spartan_0214, arm raised, ready to strike. A bullet smacks him in the chest, burying itself inside his kevlar. His trajectory altered, he careens past spartan_0214, and at the last moment swings, clocking spartan_0214 in the back of head. Unknown Target continues onwards, smacking into the floor with a sickening crunch, skidding sideways into a crowd of nearby forumites. He rises up, throwing a small newbie off of him.

UNKNOWN TARGET: Son of a *****!

spartan_0214: Come get some old timer!

spartan_0214 screams and the two charge at each other - Unknown Target hits the deck, sliding in for spartan_0214's legs. The latter grabs him by the ankles and whips him up into the air, using his boosted strength to swing him about like a bat. spartan_0214 swings his new ragdoll at a couch, which Unknown Target grabs and counter-swings, smashing spartan_0214's head and sending him spinning sideways.[/b]

UNKNOWN TARGET: Done yet?!

Fade to black.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Dark Hunter on November 11, 2006, 10:45:45 pm
We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hear! Hear!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 11, 2006, 10:50:04 pm
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:

Does a Glitterboy classify as an assault weapon?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: BS403 on November 12, 2006, 12:59:10 am
All hail Emporer Palpat.. err Black Wolf
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Falcon on November 12, 2006, 01:05:42 am
What's all this?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Descenterace on November 12, 2006, 05:18:18 am
Space ruptures and a fleet appears. It looks like a fairly new fleet; the paint is still pristine on most of the ships, especially the larger ones.
A single colossal warship occupies the centre of the metal cloud. It is over 8km in length, vaguely cylindrical with what appears (at first glance) to be a massive bow scoop, 2km across and extremely sinister. Some may recognise this ship. It left the forums some months ago, its crew having decided to explore other forums. It has returned, at the head of a fleet.

It is Revenant...

[What's all this, then? --FS]
[A hostile takeover, perhaps? --Merc]
[If there's anything hostile going on here I want to be the one giving it. --Evil]

The *Descenters are back, and now they have a Navy.

[If there's going to be a fight, Revenant is leaving. She's still too important to leave in harm's way. --Tech]
[Not that anyone here had technology capable of harming her when we left, but things may have changed. Other forums have some... quite worrying... factions. Like FLEET. --FS]
[Yeah. We're avoiding the Funky Horror for the moment. Hence the other ships in our armada; we're not so bothered about those, because they're replaceable and unmanned. --Tech]
[Which reminds us... you're all very lucky to witness the first potentially-combat deployment of the Wraith-class Destroyer. --Merc]
[This design is fresh out of our shipyards and carries more guns than a Sathanas. Nastier guns, too. Each Wraith packs three quad clusters of Katana Beam cannons, among other things. --Tech]
[And you really don't want to be on the receiving end of the ordnance we loaded our Angel Missile Systems with... --Merc]
[Those torps crack continental plates. --Evil]
[Additionally, the VDA has been deployed and is fairly well dispersed among your vessels. Any hostile moves (and believe me, we'll know about them even before you do) and I press this button. --FS]

[To summarise, we're leaving a little peacekeeping detachment behind when we head back to base. Play nicely. Any big space battles will be put down very quickly. --FS]
[Beyond that, we don't really care. Just making sure no one space-faring faction becomes big or powerful enough to bother us. --Evil]

[DVS online. Let's go home. --FS]

Space warps and Revenant drops out of the Universe.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Snail on November 12, 2006, 06:55:28 am
FS2 GOOD, FS3 BAD, FS2 GOOD, FS3 BAD!

BlackWolf is always right!
I will mod harder!
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 12, 2006, 10:52:11 am
We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hear! Hear!

very funny Hunter. May I remind you that the Mjolnir armor saved John 117s ass MANY times in the books.

And Target, as good as your writing is..... can you just make me not so naive please?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 12, 2006, 12:46:29 pm
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:

Does a Glitterboy classify as an assault weapon?

Yeah, sure.  Free Bosch Beer for everyone!!! 
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 12, 2006, 02:06:51 pm
\tastes Bosch Beer

 :ick:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 12, 2006, 02:08:52 pm
/immediately kills spartan_0214 for his mistake of disliking Bosch Beer.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Mars on November 12, 2006, 02:10:12 pm
inquires as to which type of beer

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Spartan_0214 is UNDER the American Drinking Age, he is merely playing around....

When did this stop anyone?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 12, 2006, 03:20:39 pm
meh, I'm  1/4 Irish, 3/4 German, I don't...

/immediately kills spartan_0214 for his mistake of disliking Bosch Beer.

never had it...
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 12, 2006, 07:28:26 pm
It's a community joke.

Hence, my comment was a joke :p
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 13, 2006, 05:18:02 am
*nods approvingly at beers influence on escalating violence*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: kode on November 13, 2006, 07:13:58 am
not to mention bears influence on said violence.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 13, 2006, 07:40:12 am
Where are the bears?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 13, 2006, 07:59:40 am
Where are the bears?

****ting in the woods.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 13, 2006, 08:08:02 am
With the pope :nod:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Unknown Target on November 13, 2006, 08:12:21 am
Is there an altar boy around?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 13, 2006, 08:13:00 am
Bears ate him.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 13, 2006, 03:58:46 pm
well, they did, but he's now out in the woods in a state that renders him inoprable...  :ick:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 15, 2006, 10:21:35 am
What were we talking baout agin?  :confused:
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 15, 2006, 10:28:26 am
things that don't at all relate to the topic. Which is a good thing, all things considered.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 15, 2006, 10:35:16 am
IF blackwolfs a supervisory Administrator, who's he supervising, It implies he supervises other Admins....... :confused:


Actually i got that arse-about-face, wwhat i meant to say was who sdoes he report to. :D
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: redsniper on November 15, 2006, 01:06:19 pm
Me
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: vyper on November 15, 2006, 02:07:42 pm
Where are the bears?

Chicago.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Tyrian on November 15, 2006, 03:17:51 pm
Actually i got that arse-about-face, wwhat i meant to say was who sdoes he report to. :D

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.  -- Socrates

The problem with absolutism.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 15, 2006, 10:29:12 pm
Me

god I hope not
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: redsniper on November 15, 2006, 11:58:25 pm
Bah, you don't even know me. :p
I'd make a great despot benevolent leader.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 16, 2006, 03:33:04 am
Fringe benefits for subjects please?
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: aldo_14 on November 16, 2006, 03:56:30 am
Fringe benefits for subjects please?

Excruitiating torture and death by firing squad at a re-education gulag.

Oh, and a free stuffed platypus toy.
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 16, 2006, 03:58:04 am
Well  think thats a fair price for a stuffed platypus toy :nod:

*votes for redsniper*
Title: Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Post by: Goober5000 on November 16, 2006, 12:24:40 pm
This has just turned into spam.