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Offline Tyrian

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
[Frat Boy]Wooooooooooo!!!!!  PARTY TIME!!!!  Woooooooooooooo!!!  Get the kegs!!![/Frat Boy]
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
I'll just take some Irish whiskey and some caf please....

\Starts setting up 50 cal smuggled aboard Deimos-class Corvette....

 ;7

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
inquires as to which type of beer

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Spartan_0214 is UNDER the American Drinking Age, he is merely playing around....

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
DAY. INT. First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator thread. SCENE ONE

Unknown Target slowly steps back into the thread from taking a long drink outside. Turning to the table nearby, he slowly sets down his mug and eyes spartan_0214 warily. The latter squirms uncomfortably, shifting himself on his couch. Unknown Target narrows his eyes.

UNKNOWN TARGET: What time is it...?

spartan_0214: (Softyl) Pa...party time...?

UNKNOWN TARGET: (nods) That's right.

The two stare at each other for a second or two. Other forumites hurriedly move to other threads. spartan_0214 looks around, afraid. Unknown Target's hands dart to his hips, and spartan_0214 whips himself over the top of the couch as a hail of bullets from his adversary's twin revolvers spit up a hail of feathers from what was once a comfortable seat. spartan_0214 quickly pops his head up over the top of his sanctuary to fire off several shots from an unusually large shotgun, before leaping from behind his couch to behind a nearby table. Unknown Target hits the deck to avoid the shotgun blasts, firing off a few last ditch shots in spartan_0214's general direction - the latter immediately returns fire, and Unknown Target takes a pellet in his left shoulder, sending one of his weapons flying into an opposite wall. Grunting, with blood flowing from his arm, he staggers to his feat, pistol hanging limply in his right hand. spartan_0214 rears up from his hiding place, shotgun in hand with a grin on his face. He pulls back the grip. Cut to slow-mo. A shell flies outwards from the gun, smoke trailing lazily behind it. Cut to spartan_0214's face. The smirk widens into a grin. Cut to the trigger. He slowly pulls it backwards - cut to Unknown Target's hand. His grip tightens around the pistol, slowly pulling it up. The trigger is pulled. A loud explosion emanates from the barrel as the bullet is fired. Cut to regular time and a wide shot as Unknown Target dives for the deck and rolls forward, the shotgun blast going over his head. He rolls forward, just as his bullet pings off of spartan_0214's shotgun, throwing it out of his hand and skittering across the floor. Unknown Target finishes his roll and stops, crouching on one knee, pistol drawn up against the bottom of spartan_0214's chin.


UNKNOWN TARGET: Party time.

Fade to black.

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Unbeknownst to Unknown Target, Spartan has Mjolnir armor on, you can't see his face, nor can you stick a gun under his chin w/out getting your hand burned by the shield system. (BTW, Spartan is wearing the superior Mark VII Mjolnir Battle armor, the armor of the completed Spartan III project)  :D ;7 :P

Spartan has no idea how Unknown Target doesn't know he has Mjolnir armor on... :lol:

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
DAY. INT. First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator thread. SCENE TWO

We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

UNKNOWN TARGET: So...I see we have come down to cliches, hm?

spartan_0214: (Grunts) Use what works best...

Unknown Target pulls the trigger and is immediately blown backwards in a hellstorm of electromagnetic energy as the bullet is disintegrated in spartan_0214's shield. Dazed and slightly bruised, Unknown Target slumps against a wall, finally dropping his weapon. spartan_0214 moves in for the kill.

spartan_0214: So this is how the big bad old timer ends up, hm?

He grabs Unknown Target by the wrist and drags his limp body over to the waste chute on the other side of the forum. Onlookers gasp in surprise. spartan_0214 slowly raises Unknown Target over his head and prepares to toss him down. Suddenly, in a flurry of motion, his victim seizes on the opportunity and grabs spartan_0214's arm, shoving his weight forward and dropping to the floor, cartwheeling spartan_0214 over top of him and into the wall. spartan_0214 screams in agony, grabbing his near-broken arm, looking frantically for Unknown Target. We cut to his POV, heavy breathing in the background. We whip back and forth, then on a whim look straight up, just in time to see Unknown Target screaming down from the heavens, leg outstretched. spartan_0214 drops and rolls to the side, narrowly missing the oncoming projectile. Unknown Target hits the ground - a loud crunch is heard and the metal floor buckles under his weight. He roars and spins around to find spartan_0214 leveling dual SMGs on him. The latter opens fire, bullets searing through the recycled air, ripping up the ground all about his target. Unknown Target leaps onto a wall, running towards the origin of the hellstorm. spartan_0214 runs out of ammo on one of his SMG's - he chucks it at Unknown Target, who grabs it in mid-air and whirls it around in his hand, gripping the barrel. He leaps off of the wall at spartan_0214, arm raised, ready to strike. A bullet smacks him in the chest, burying itself inside his kevlar. His trajectory altered, he careens past spartan_0214, and at the last moment swings, clocking spartan_0214 in the back of head. Unknown Target continues onwards, smacking into the floor with a sickening crunch, skidding sideways into a crowd of nearby forumites. He rises up, throwing a small newbie off of him.

UNKNOWN TARGET: Son of a *****!

spartan_0214: Come get some old timer!

spartan_0214 screams and the two charge at each other - Unknown Target hits the deck, sliding in for spartan_0214's legs. The latter grabs him by the ankles and whips him up into the air, using his boosted strength to swing him about like a bat. spartan_0214 swings his new ragdoll at a couch, which Unknown Target grabs and counter-swings, smashing spartan_0214's head and sending him spinning sideways.[/b]

UNKNOWN TARGET: Done yet?!

Fade to black.

  
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hear! Hear!
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:

Does a Glitterboy classify as an assault weapon?
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline BS403

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
All hail Emporer Palpat.. err Black Wolf
http://woogleville.myminicity.com/

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

Offline Falcon

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
What's all this?

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
Space ruptures and a fleet appears. It looks like a fairly new fleet; the paint is still pristine on most of the ships, especially the larger ones.
A single colossal warship occupies the centre of the metal cloud. It is over 8km in length, vaguely cylindrical with what appears (at first glance) to be a massive bow scoop, 2km across and extremely sinister. Some may recognise this ship. It left the forums some months ago, its crew having decided to explore other forums. It has returned, at the head of a fleet.

It is Revenant...

[What's all this, then? --FS]
[A hostile takeover, perhaps? --Merc]
[If there's anything hostile going on here I want to be the one giving it. --Evil]

The *Descenters are back, and now they have a Navy.

[If there's going to be a fight, Revenant is leaving. She's still too important to leave in harm's way. --Tech]
[Not that anyone here had technology capable of harming her when we left, but things may have changed. Other forums have some... quite worrying... factions. Like FLEET. --FS]
[Yeah. We're avoiding the Funky Horror for the moment. Hence the other ships in our armada; we're not so bothered about those, because they're replaceable and unmanned. --Tech]
[Which reminds us... you're all very lucky to witness the first potentially-combat deployment of the Wraith-class Destroyer. --Merc]
[This design is fresh out of our shipyards and carries more guns than a Sathanas. Nastier guns, too. Each Wraith packs three quad clusters of Katana Beam cannons, among other things. --Tech]
[And you really don't want to be on the receiving end of the ordnance we loaded our Angel Missile Systems with... --Merc]
[Those torps crack continental plates. --Evil]
[Additionally, the VDA has been deployed and is fairly well dispersed among your vessels. Any hostile moves (and believe me, we'll know about them even before you do) and I press this button. --FS]

[To summarise, we're leaving a little peacekeeping detachment behind when we head back to base. Play nicely. Any big space battles will be put down very quickly. --FS]
[Beyond that, we don't really care. Just making sure no one space-faring faction becomes big or powerful enough to bother us. --Evil]

[DVS online. Let's go home. --FS]

Space warps and Revenant drops out of the Universe.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2006, 05:27:59 am by Descenterace »
'And anyway, I agree - no sig images means more post, less pictures. It's annoying to sit through 40 different sigs telling about how cool, deadly, or assassin like a person is.' --Unknown Target

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"Bill Gates avoids it at every possible opportunity?"
-- Nuke and Colonol Drekker

 

Offline Snail

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
FS2 GOOD, FS3 BAD, FS2 GOOD, FS3 BAD!

BlackWolf is always right!
I will mod harder!

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
We return as we left it, spartan_0214 and his fanboy armor heavily exposed to Unknown Target's weaponry.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hear! Hear!

very funny Hunter. May I remind you that the Mjolnir armor saved John 117s ass MANY times in the books.

And Target, as good as your writing is..... can you just make me not so naive please?

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
*Starts passing out free beer to all the guys who brought heavy/assault weapons* :drevil:

Does a Glitterboy classify as an assault weapon?

Yeah, sure.  Free Bosch Beer for everyone!!! 
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
\tastes Bosch Beer

 :ick:

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
/immediately kills spartan_0214 for his mistake of disliking Bosch Beer.

 

Offline Mars

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
inquires as to which type of beer

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Spartan_0214 is UNDER the American Drinking Age, he is merely playing around....

When did this stop anyone?

 
Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
meh, I'm  1/4 Irish, 3/4 German, I don't...

/immediately kills spartan_0214 for his mistake of disliking Bosch Beer.

never had it...

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"Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me." - Ballad of Serenity

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: First Official Proclaimation of Black Wolf, HLP Supervisory Administrator
It's a community joke.

Hence, my comment was a joke :p