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Title: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 08, 2007, 05:42:38 pm
...The GTVA Maysonaise warhead!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/Tyrian_2006/GTVAMaysonaiseFrontRender.jpg)

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After the near failure of the Knossos demolition utilizing the Meson Bomb, GTVA Command decided a more advanced tactical warhead was required.  The result is the GTVA Maysonaise Warhead.  Exploiting the latest advances in the field of Condiment Fission Physics, the Maysonaise Warhead divides sub-atomic Mayo particles into even smaller Ketchup and Mustard quarks.  The resulting energy release, consisting of C-Rays and a physical shockwave, is powerful enough to inflict critical damage on a Hamburger class installation.  SECURITY NOTICE:  This warhead is not to be deployed against Canadian targets.

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Yeah, I know the model is terrible and can hardly be considered art, but the idea for the tech description was too good to resist.

And if you're Canadian...Please don't kill me...  :nervous:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Dark Hunter on February 08, 2007, 05:58:13 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tamlin on February 08, 2007, 06:16:34 pm
Just thinlk it could get worse..a Soy alternative "Soyonaise" meat eaters beware
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: haloboy100 on February 08, 2007, 09:11:54 pm
hey...i'm Canadian! thanks for not bombing us with mayonase! (though i personally like it in my sandwiches...hmmmmmmm....sandwiches....) :lol:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Snail on February 09, 2007, 03:58:55 pm
:wtf:

This has to go on JAD3 or something.
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 09, 2007, 04:39:27 pm
Lol, I'd have to make a lot better model for that...And I don't have the software for that...
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Herra Tohtori on February 09, 2007, 04:43:16 pm
Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 :lol:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Mongoose on February 09, 2007, 05:06:00 pm
"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 09, 2007, 05:10:47 pm
Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 :lol:

You have just done something very, very dangerous...

You have given me an idea.
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 09, 2007, 09:31:03 pm
"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/Tyrian_2006/GTM-666RaspberryMissile-1.jpg)

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The GTM-666 Raspberry Missile is a completely new type of disruptor.  Instead of utilizing electromagnetic pulses to destroy a capital ship's turrets and subsystems, the Raspberry gums up the sensors with jam, preventing the vessel from targeting other fighters and bombers.  It is intended to be used as a next-generation boarding tool, allowing a captured ship to defend itself after a squad of Broccoli marines has taken the bridge.  In order to re-enable the weapon targeting sensors, the marines need to remote pilot a small Toast class drone to the sensor subsystem and soak up the raspberry jam.

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Yeah, I know...Another bad model.  I just had to crank something out take advantage of a pun... ;7  Plus, it's a missile model, so it doesn't need to be super-detailed anyway.  :p

EDIT:  D'oh, double post... :mad:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: asyikarea51 on February 09, 2007, 10:23:27 pm
Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 :lol:

Space Balls anyone?

"JAM THE RADAR!" :lol:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Thor on February 10, 2007, 03:46:56 am
whew, at least they didn't make it with the tangy zip of miracle whip....
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: haloboy100 on February 10, 2007, 10:08:58 am
Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 :lol:

Space Balls anyone?

"JAM THE RADAR!" :lol:


make that strawberry, sir! :wakka:
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Gregster2k on February 10, 2007, 01:52:40 pm
Barf: "RADAR...ABOUT TO BE...JAMMED!!!"

<jar of JAM hits Spaceball One's radar dish>

...

Radar Guy: "Sir, it's the radar sir. It appears to be...jammed!"

Helmet: "Jammed...........................raspberry..?"

Helmet: "THERES only ONE MAN who would DARE give me the raspberry...LONE STARR!!!"

<smashes into camera and falls down)
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: spartan_0214 on February 10, 2007, 02:11:09 pm
 :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:

I can see it in JAD3 now!

Command: Alpha, JAM their transmissions!  :P

or

FRED: Be prepared to be A-Mayonaised!
Alpha 1:  :eek:


sad I know, just sad. Bad Spartan...

  :hammer:
214


but Axem should put it in anyway...  ;7
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 10, 2007, 06:05:36 pm
[Greedy]If these go in JAD, I want credit for them.  :D [/Greedy]
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Snail on February 11, 2007, 12:57:12 pm
It would fit JAD very well. Weirdness.
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 11, 2007, 05:06:22 pm
Think I should show these to Axem then?
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: neoterran on February 11, 2007, 05:40:56 pm
you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: Tyrian on February 11, 2007, 06:44:35 pm
you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.

That was intentional.  In the FS2 campaign, the voice mispronounces meson.  It says "mee-son" but it's actually "may-zon."  (At least, that's the way I learned it.  I looked it up and the dictionary confirms it.)  Hence, "Maysonaise."

BTW, you misspelled it too. 

It's "Mayonnaise."  :p :D
Title: Re: New GTVA Tactical Warhead...
Post by: neoterran on February 11, 2007, 07:15:40 pm
oh  :snipe: