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Off-Topic Discussion => Arts & Talents => Topic started by: Tyrian on February 08, 2007, 05:42:38 pm
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...The GTVA Maysonaise warhead!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/Tyrian_2006/GTVAMaysonaiseFrontRender.jpg)
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After the near failure of the Knossos demolition utilizing the Meson Bomb, GTVA Command decided a more advanced tactical warhead was required. The result is the GTVA Maysonaise Warhead. Exploiting the latest advances in the field of Condiment Fission Physics, the Maysonaise Warhead divides sub-atomic Mayo particles into even smaller Ketchup and Mustard quarks. The resulting energy release, consisting of C-Rays and a physical shockwave, is powerful enough to inflict critical damage on a Hamburger class installation. SECURITY NOTICE: This warhead is not to be deployed against Canadian targets.
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Yeah, I know the model is terrible and can hardly be considered art, but the idea for the tech description was too good to resist.
And if you're Canadian...Please don't kill me... :nervous:
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:lol:
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Just thinlk it could get worse..a Soy alternative "Soyonaise" meat eaters beware
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hey...i'm Canadian! thanks for not bombing us with mayonase! (though i personally like it in my sandwiches...hmmmmmmm....sandwiches....) :lol:
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:wtf:
This has to go on JAD3 or something.
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Lol, I'd have to make a lot better model for that...And I don't have the software for that...
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Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).
:lol:
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"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."
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Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).
:lol:
You have just done something very, very dangerous...
You have given me an idea.
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"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/Tyrian_2006/GTM-666RaspberryMissile-1.jpg)
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The GTM-666 Raspberry Missile is a completely new type of disruptor. Instead of utilizing electromagnetic pulses to destroy a capital ship's turrets and subsystems, the Raspberry gums up the sensors with jam, preventing the vessel from targeting other fighters and bombers. It is intended to be used as a next-generation boarding tool, allowing a captured ship to defend itself after a squad of Broccoli marines has taken the bridge. In order to re-enable the weapon targeting sensors, the marines need to remote pilot a small Toast class drone to the sensor subsystem and soak up the raspberry jam.
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Yeah, I know...Another bad model. I just had to crank something out take advantage of a pun... ;7 Plus, it's a missile model, so it doesn't need to be super-detailed anyway. :p
EDIT: D'oh, double post... :mad:
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Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).
:lol:
Space Balls anyone?
"JAM THE RADAR!" :lol:
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whew, at least they didn't make it with the tangy zip of miracle whip....
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Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).
:lol:
Space Balls anyone?
"JAM THE RADAR!" :lol:
make that strawberry, sir! :wakka:
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Barf: "RADAR...ABOUT TO BE...JAMMED!!!"
<jar of JAM hits Spaceball One's radar dish>
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Radar Guy: "Sir, it's the radar sir. It appears to be...jammed!"
Helmet: "Jammed...........................raspberry..?"
Helmet: "THERES only ONE MAN who would DARE give me the raspberry...LONE STARR!!!"
<smashes into camera and falls down)
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:wakka: :wakka: :wakka:
I can see it in JAD3 now!
Command: Alpha, JAM their transmissions! :P
or
FRED: Be prepared to be A-Mayonaised!
Alpha 1: :eek:
sad I know, just sad. Bad Spartan...
:hammer:
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but Axem should put it in anyway... ;7
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[Greedy]If these go in JAD, I want credit for them. :D [/Greedy]
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It would fit JAD very well. Weirdness.
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Think I should show these to Axem then?
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you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.
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you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.
That was intentional. In the FS2 campaign, the voice mispronounces meson. It says "mee-son" but it's actually "may-zon." (At least, that's the way I learned it. I looked it up and the dictionary confirms it.) Hence, "Maysonaise."
BTW, you misspelled it too.
It's "Mayonnaise." :p :D
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oh :snipe: