[Tyrian]

...The GTVA Maysonaise warhead!



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After the near failure of the Knossos demolition utilizing the Meson Bomb, GTVA Command decided a more advanced tactical warhead was required.  The result is the GTVA Maysonaise Warhead.  Exploiting the latest advances in the field of Condiment Fission Physics, the Maysonaise Warhead divides sub-atomic Mayo particles into even smaller Ketchup and Mustard quarks.  The resulting energy release, consisting of C-Rays and a physical shockwave, is powerful enough to inflict critical damage on a Hamburger class installation.  SECURITY NOTICE:  This warhead is not to be deployed against Canadian targets.

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Yeah, I know the model is terrible and can hardly be considered art, but the idea for the tech description was too good to resist.

And if you're Canadian...Please don't kill me... 

[Dark Hunter]

 

[Tamlin]

Just thinlk it could get worse..a Soy alternative "Soyonaise" meat eaters beware

[haloboy100]

hey...i'm Canadian! thanks for not bombing us with mayonase! (though i personally like it in my sandwiches...hmmmmmmm....sandwiches....)

[Snail]

This has to go on JAD3 or something.

[Tyrian]

Lol, I'd have to make a lot better model for that...And I don't have the software for that...

[Herra Tohtori]

Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 

[Mongoose]

"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."

[Tyrian]

Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 

You have just done something very, very dangerous...

You have given me an idea.

[Tyrian]

"Only one man would dare give me the raspberry..."

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The GTM-666 Raspberry Missile is a completely new type of disruptor.  Instead of utilizing electromagnetic pulses to destroy a capital ship's turrets and subsystems, the Raspberry gums up the sensors with jam, preventing the vessel from targeting other fighters and bombers.  It is intended to be used as a next-generation boarding tool, allowing a captured ship to defend itself after a squad of Broccoli marines has taken the bridge.  In order to re-enable the weapon targeting sensors, the marines need to remote pilot a small Toast class drone to the sensor subsystem and soak up the raspberry jam.

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Yeah, I know...Another bad model.  I just had to crank something out take advantage of a pun...   Plus, it's a missile model, so it doesn't need to be super-detailed anyway. 

EDIT:  D'oh, double post...

[asyikarea51]

Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 

Space Balls anyone?

"JAM THE RADAR!"

[Thor]

whew, at least they didn't make it with the tangy zip of miracle whip....

[haloboy100]

Next on To-Do-List: Radar jamming warhead (literally).

 

Space Balls anyone?

"JAM THE RADAR!"

make that strawberry, sir!

[Gregster2k]

Barf: "RADAR...ABOUT TO BE...JAMMED!!!"

<jar of JAM hits Spaceball One's radar dish>

...

Radar Guy: "Sir, it's the radar sir. It appears to be...jammed!"

Helmet: "Jammed...........................raspberry..?"

Helmet: "THERES only ONE MAN who would DARE give me the raspberry...LONE STARR!!!"

<smashes into camera and falls down)

[spartan_0214]

 

I can see it in JAD3 now!

Command: Alpha, JAM their transmissions! 

or

FRED: Be prepared to be A-Mayonaised!
Alpha 1: 


sad I know, just sad. Bad Spartan...

 
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but Axem should put it in anyway... 

[Tyrian]

[Greedy]If these go in JAD, I want credit for them.  [/Greedy]

[Snail]

It would fit JAD very well. Weirdness.

[Tyrian]

Think I should show these to Axem then?

[neoterran]

you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.

[Tyrian]

you spelled mayonaise as maysonaise.

That was intentional.  In the FS2 campaign, the voice mispronounces meson.  It says "mee-son" but it's actually "may-zon."  (At least, that's the way I learned it.  I looked it up and the dictionary confirms it.)  Hence, "Maysonaise."

BTW, you misspelled it too. 

It's "Mayonnaise."