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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on May 14, 2007, 07:06:18 pm
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I am starting this to generate both activity and hilarity.
Basically, post your funny stories.
Anyone opposed to this idea is a communist or a palestinian sympathiser and will be deal with by...some kind of tiger which I'll buy later.
Anyways...
So this one time I was on a school trip to France and because I'd been *****ing about what a piece of **** the hotel we were staying in for the night was, I got my room assignment last. This, unfortunately, meant that me and my chum Smithy got roomed with this little asshat who was 2 years below us and was a twin. His brother got put in another room for some stupid reason.
Anyways, I was pissed and made my feelings known, and decided to make it my mission to ensure the kid suffered through a living Hell for the duration of the trip.
So we get our **** unpacked as best we can, **** around for a bit, then go the **** to bed. Or at least the kid did. C'z me and Smithy had decided to stay up setting fire to his clothes while he was asleep.
We do his trousers, throw them out the window, wake him and he goes out to get them. And obviously we lock him out.
Eventually the teachers get involved because he's out in the corridor crying and banging on the door and ****.
So he comes back in, goes back to sleep and I have another idea.
A flamethrower.
Nothing serious. Just a nice burst of flame near his head to scare the **** out of him. Only Smithy's leaning over the edge of the top bunk going "Closer. Closer. A little more..." till the nozzle of the deodorant can is like 2-3 inches from the kid's face. Then I did it.
All I saw was a wave of flame course through the kid's hair with a sparkling, crackling effect. He jumps up screaming, having no ****ing idea what was going on, and I'd immediately shut the flamethrower off as soon as he moved so we were all plunged back into near-pitch-black. But there was just enough light coming through the tiny window to illuminate the kid to the extent I could see him sitting up in the bed, patting his head and trying to feel around his face to find out where his eyebrow went. Which was a nice accompaniment to his gentle whimpering.
For the rest of the trip everyone used his lack of hair to differentiate between him and his brother. Which was handy....
And thus is the tale of how I set a kid's head on fire.
Your turn.
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I have lots, but I don't feel like typing them right now.
Expect something later.
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So basically you thought it was hilarious for you and a friend to terrorise a kid two years younger.
Big man.
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Eh, what exactly did he do to you, an0n? Other than existing, I mean.
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completly stupid.
meanwhile a funny story. i had some random events before which were very funny. i know they happend but i now have to remember them.
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One time i saw a kid kick a fox, only to have another fox jump io his back in d3efense of his orange mate.. That was pure hilarity. :lol:
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there was this one time, in phoenix, when i went riding around in a stolen car wit this 13 year old girl, who not only stole the car but was also driving. it really wasnt a car, but rather one of those mini buses from the 60s. it was 2 am and i was stoned out of my mind and didnt know what i was doing. after some ****ing around on i17 for awhile, we pull into the parking lot of a mall to play dodge the islands. that didnt work too well. she hit one and cleaved the front wheel right off its mountings. i remember saying something along the lines of "dude! youre loosing parts". this was funny later on after i had stopped freaking out. i remember i didnt bring any shoes, which sorta sucked. at least the ground was a pleasant tempurature. we found a cabby which would take weed as payment (the only form of currancy we had) to get us home. when we got there we laughed some more about loosing parts and we agreed never to discuss this again, with anyone. and it worked cause neither of us got arrested. im so glad i dont do drugs no more.
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there was this one time, in phoenix, when i went riding around in a stolen car wit this 13 year old girl, who not only stole the car but was also driving. it really wasnt a car, but rather one of those mini buses from the 60s. it was 2 am and i was stoned out of my mind and didnt know what i was doing. after some ****ing around on i17 for awhile, we pull into the parking lot of a mall to play dodge the islands. that didnt work too well. she hit one and cleaved the front wheel right off its mountings. i remember saying something along the lines of "dude! youre loosing parts". this was funny later on after i had stopped freaking out. i remember i didnt bring any shoes, which sorta sucked. at least the ground was a pleasant tempurature. we found a cabby which would take weed as payment (the only form of currancy we had) to get us home. when we got there we laughed some more about loosing parts and we agreed never to discuss this again, with anyone. and it worked cause neither of us got arrested. im so glad i dont do drugs no more.
how long ago was that?
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One time i saw a kid kick a fox, only to have another fox jump io his back in d3efense of his orange mate.. That was pure hilarity. :lol:
Similar story:
At our zoo the peacocks are free-roaming, and they like to come around one of the more major eating places to pick up table scraps. If anyone pisses 'em off, they do the cool tail-fan thing, displaying all of their beautiful feathers.
A young kid tried to pluck one.
The peacock began screeching and chasing him all over the place. I can't remember if it ever caught him... I think his parents drove it off before it did...
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there was this one time, in phoenix, when i went riding around in a stolen car wit this 13 year old girl, who not only stole the car but was also driving. it really wasnt a car, but rather one of those mini buses from the 60s. it was 2 am and i was stoned out of my mind and didnt know what i was doing. after some ****ing around on i17 for awhile, we pull into the parking lot of a mall to play dodge the islands. that didnt work too well. she hit one and cleaved the front wheel right off its mountings. i remember saying something along the lines of "dude! youre loosing parts". this was funny later on after i had stopped freaking out. i remember i didnt bring any shoes, which sorta sucked. at least the ground was a pleasant tempurature. we found a cabby which would take weed as payment (the only form of currancy we had) to get us home. when we got there we laughed some more about loosing parts and we agreed never to discuss this again, with anyone. and it worked cause neither of us got arrested. im so glad i dont do drugs no more.
how long ago was that?
about 7-8 years ago i think. probibly within 3 months of me moving to az.
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im so glad i dont do drugs no more.
Ah, me too. Imagine if you got your hands on your namesake whilst doing them. :shaking:
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I don't imagine the result would be that different if he got his hands on them now...
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Oh, snap.
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So basically you thought it was hilarious for you and a friend to terrorise a kid two years younger.
Big man.
Eh, what exactly did he do to you, an0n? Other than existing, I mean.
Seriously guys, it's an0n...
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So basically you thought it was hilarious for you and a friend to terrorise a kid two years younger.
Big man.
What? I'm supposed to feel bad because I was older than him?
Would you prefer I just judge everyone based solely on their age? Let the young, old, weak and stupid do as they please simply because it's not fair to exercise my superiority?
Cry me a ****ing river, commie....
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Ah, I'm 22, you're 21. If I work out alot, and you happen to be sleeping in the same room with me, and I think you're an annoying, spoiled rotten brat, does that excuse my lighting your hair on fire? On the same topic, let's not forget that had the flame followed back to the source succesfully, you would both have been seriously injured, him perhaps fatally. I know, you probably didn't think of that, and I've used hairspray for a blowtorch before, too... just not int the vicinity of someone's head. Now, if it had been someone who wasn't terrified of what you did, and was able to accept it as a joke, that'd be one thing. You have to remember, smaller kids aren't as tough as they make themselves out to be.. they scare pretty easy.
Anyways. Whatever. It just kinda scares me that you thought that was hilarious. Setting people on fire will end you up in jail if you get caught. Assault & battery, y'know.
So only set your friends on fire, and don't let the can explode! :lol:
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What? I'm supposed to feel bad because I was older than him?
Would you prefer I just judge everyone based solely on their age? Let the young, old, weak and stupid do as they please simply because it's not fair to exercise my superiority?
Cry me a ****ing river, commie....
wow man you're so tough and edgy can i be ur friend plz
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So basically you thought it was hilarious for you and a friend to terrorise a kid two years younger.
Big man.
What? I'm supposed to feel bad because I was older than him?
Would you prefer I just judge everyone based solely on their age? Let the young, old, weak and stupid do as they please simply because it's not fair to exercise my superiority?
Cry me a ****ing river, commie....
If it was a 26 year old picking on a 15 year old, I'd have a problem, but two years is nothing.
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What? I'm supposed to feel bad because I was older than him?
Would you prefer I just judge everyone based solely on their age? Let the young, old, weak and stupid do as they please simply because it's not fair to exercise my superiority?
Cry me a ****ing river, commie....
wow man you're so tough and edgy can i be ur friend plz
First time meeting an0n I see...
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So basically you thought it was hilarious for you and a friend to terrorise a kid two years younger.
Big man.
What? I'm supposed to feel bad because I was older than him?
Would you prefer I just judge everyone based solely on their age? Let the young, old, weak and stupid do as they please simply because it's not fair to exercise my superiority?
Cry me a ****ing river, commie....
SUPERIORITY? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're one sick little puppy...my dear little ubermensch...
If that story you wrote is true than there's only one word I have for you ...PATHETIC...
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Okay. I actually wrote some funny stories and was just proof reading them when I noticed new messages were posted. After reading them I thought, **** it. Why post my stories when this thread is about bashing an0n. Every one is obviously feeling sooo good about themselves for laying down judgement for someone who had fun on someones expense. Granted, it was a mean thing to do. But frankly, I find hypocrites equally disgusting.
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But frankly, I find hypocrites equally disgusting[/quote]
I would be a hypocrit only if I actually did things like that to people myself... ;)
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Oh, everybody, just deal with it.
1) It's an0n. What do you expect?
2) It's not as if you've never picked on someone weaker/smaller/younger than you at any point in your life. If you answer no to this, you're ****ing lying.
3) It's an0n.
4) Stop being self-righteous hypocrites with poles up your little buttocks.
5) It's an0n. If this shocks you, you must be ****ing stupid, have a very short-term memory, or new here.
Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked. Grow up, people. :doubt:
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Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked. Grow up, people. :doubt:
See, that's the problem. Some of us have.
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I haven't picked on no one.. ever... (unless you counts mosquitoes or smoe other parasitic bugs that I kill)
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I like an0n, no matter how freaky it may seem at first.
Was he ever, at any point, "normal?"
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Now I'm going to request that all this an0n-bashing be split and locked. Grow up, people. :doubt:
See, that's the problem. Some of us have.
Judging from the frequent, rapid slamming going on in this thread, I wouldn't have guessed.
Was what an0n did deplorable to an extent? Sure, I'll agree, but do we really need sixteen people telling him that and calling him a jackass?
I haven't picked on no one.. ever... (unless you counts mosquitoes or smoe other parasitic bugs that I kill)
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
I like an0n, no matter how freaky it may seem at first.
Was he ever, at any point, "normal?"
Long before you or I were born, I'm sure. ;)
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Heck, no one cares too much about him picking on someone, it's the fact that he set someone on fire, and still thinks it's hilarious. It'd be just stupid & funny if it was his friend or something, but this is just a stranger.
Anyways, I was pissed and made my feelings known, and decided to make it my mission to ensure the kid suffered through a living Hell for the duration of the trip.
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C'z me and Smithy had decided to stay up setting fire to his clothes while he was asleep.
We do his trousers, throw them out the window, wake him and he goes out to get them. And obviously we lock him out.
Eventually the teachers get involved because he's out in the corridor crying and banging on the door and ****.
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Nothing serious. What's serious? Breaking his leg? Just a nice burst of flame near his head to scare the **** out of him. Only Smithy's leaning over the edge of the top bunk going "Closer. Closer. A little more..." till the nozzle of the deodorant can is like 2-3 inches from the kid's face. Then I did it.
All I saw was a wave of flame course through the kid's hair with a sparkling, crackling effect. He jumps up screaming, having no ****ing idea what was going on, and I'd immediately shut the flamethrower off as soon as he moved so we were all plunged back into near-pitch-black. But there was just enough light coming through the tiny window to illuminate the kid to the extent I could see him sitting up in the bed, patting his head and trying to feel around his face to find out where his eyebrow went. Which was a nice accompaniment to his gentle whimpering.
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An0n is.... An0n, there's no point taking offense to his opinions because (a) You won't change them and (b) If you do take offense, he'll simply wind you up more ;)
Just bear in mind that every time you rant at An0n, you are performing for him ;)
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OK, OK... so all of us telling him that he's the one being a
little asshat
won't make any difference at all to him?
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He.....doesn't.....CARE!!!!!
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*grumbles*
fine.
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/me facepalms
an0n, you've been away to long. Apparently some have forgotten your reputation.
Watching you guys try to make an0n feel guilt or remorse is laughable. You'd have an easier time trying to convert Kazan to creationism. :doubt:
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An0n is.... An0n, there's no point taking offense to his opinions because (a) You won't change them and (b) If you do take offense, he'll simply wind you up more ;)
Just bear in mind that every time you rant at An0n, you are performing for him ;)
Dance, monkeys! DANCE!
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SUPERIORITY? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're one sick little puppy...my dear little ubermensch...
If that story you wrote is true than there's only one word I have for you ...PATHETIC...
I'll tell you what, give me your phone number and I'll call you when I start giving a **** what you think.
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...Apparently someone never learned to play nice.
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WRONG MOVE
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Heck, no one cares too much about him picking on someone, it's the fact that he set someone on fire, and still thinks it's hilarious. It'd be just stupid & funny if it was his friend or something, but this is just a stranger.
Oh, grow the **** up, Sally.
He lost some hair. Big ****ing deal.
We did worse **** to him by accident.
Like at the second place we stayed, the first night we were there Smithy took the spare pillow from the 4th (unoccupied) bunk and repeatedly blew his nose on it (we later trashed the whole room with a chocolate fight, but that's beside the point).
And I mean like totally ****ing destroyed the pillow.
Then a few nights later, we were messing with the kid somehow (might've actually been the fire thing) and his pillow became unusable, so he gets up and everything kinda went to slow-motion as me and Smith both looked at each other and started laughing as the kid walks over and picks up the snot-caked pillow.
We told him about it in the morning.
:lol:
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jr2, give up on trying to make an0n do anything. The only way you'd make him do that at all is probably with a gun to his head or something similar...
I might not be here for that long but I certainly know about an0n. And I'll welcome him back now rather than try to get him to go away or 'play nice.'
Welcome back an0n. I salute you sah.
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/me facepalms
an0n, you've been away to long. Apparently some have forgotten your reputation.
My reputation was somewhat suspect to begin with.
****, half the people here still think I actually hacked the forums during the April Fool's Day Fiasco....
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jr2, give up on trying to make an0n do anything. The only way you'd make him do that at all is probably with a gun to his head or something similar...
I might not be here for that long but I certainly know about an0n. And I'll welcome him back now rather than try to get him to go away or 'play nice.'
Welcome back an0n. I salute you sah.
Actually, I'm far nicer now than I was back in the day.
My quasi-fiance girly has pansied my out a great deal :(
Still, given her general awesomeness it's completely worth it :D
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I'll tell you what, give me your phone number and I'll call you when I start giving a **** what you think.
Right back at ya. At least we think the same about one thing... :D
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I'll tell you what, give me your phone number and I'll call you when I start giving a **** what you think.
Right back at ya. At least we think the same about one thing... :D
Alright, then can we just all shutup and tell teh funneh stories now kthxbai?
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Like at the second place we stayed, the first night we were there Smithy took the spare pillow from the 4th (unoccupied) bunk and repeatedly blew his nose on it (we later trashed the whole room with a chocolate fight, but that's beside the point).
And I mean like totally ****ing destroyed the pillow.
Then a few nights later, we were messing with the kid somehow (might've actually been the fire thing) and his pillow became unusable, so he gets up and everything kinda went to slow-motion as me and Smith both looked at each other and started laughing as the kid walks over and picks up the snot-caked pillow.
We told him about it in the morning.
:lol:
That's all harmless (if a bit mean, but whatever) pranks. Putting a thousand degree flame 2 inches from someone's face isn't..
Let me put it this way: You are very lucky. One of three things could have gone wrong:
a) Kid breathes in, sucks flame into his lungs. So, he gets poisonous chemicals + lung burn. BAD
b) Kid turns and looks at you just as you light up. Burnt eyes. BAD
c) Flame follows back into your can & explodes. BAD
---You really didn't consider any of those possibilities before trying this? It's just, from what I was reading, you were lucky the only thing he lost was his hair. a, b, or c and I'm betting there would have been trouble. Although I can imagine by now that c) would be the only one that would affect your attitude. :doubt: Well, I would kinda hope you'd be upset if the kid burned his lungs or his eyes & had to go to the hospital...
K, 'nuff said.. I don't want to hear any stories about shooting apples off of a little kid's head, either! :lol:
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jr2 completely misses the point. FUNNY
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jr2, give up on trying to make an0n do anything. The only way you'd make him do that at all is probably with a gun to his head or something similar...
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Let me put it this way: You are very lucky. One of three things could have gone wrong:
a) Kid breathes in, sucks flame into his lungs. So, he gets poisonous chemicals + lung burn. BAD
b) Kid turns and looks at you just as you light up. Burnt eyes. BAD
c) Flame follows back into your can & explodes. BAD
---You really didn't consider any of those possibilities before trying this? It's just, from what I was reading, you were lucky the only thing he lost was his hair. a, b, or c and I'm betting there would have been trouble. Although I can imagine by now that c) would be the only one that would affect your attitude. :doubt: Well, I would kinda hope you'd be upset if the kid burned his lungs or his eyes & had to go to the hospital...
Thank you for that wonderful insight into mathematical probability, biology and the dynamics of a gaseous combustion fire - undoubtedly gleaned from snippets of vague technical and scientific information present in ER and Rescue Me (and probably the finale of Enterprise where Tuckers get his lungs burned out).
Firstly, reaction tmie is paramount. The flame was (aside from being nowhere near his mouth of nose) not active long enough for the heat to register as a danger, the kid to wake up, realise what was happening and gasp to a sufficient degree to draw air into his lungs.
Secondly, even if he had somehow managed to breath it in, it's a rapid gaseous combustion. Either the fuel or the air would've burned out too quickly to transfer anything approaching a dangerous level of heat into his tissue, and at worst would've left him coughing for an hour.
Thirdly, the aerosol is not posonous, and the by-products of it's burning are only very mildly toxic. If it were poisonous, everyone would die every time they used a can of deodorant.
Fourthly, the flame cannot blow back into the can due to the size of the nozzle and the fact that the jet of flammable liqui-gas is vacating the can so fast as to prevent a sustainable flame - thus the need to keep the lighter lit and in the stream. And even if the flame were to trace back to the source, you still have a half a second at least to notice the nozzle is on fire and blow it out. And all this is even assuming the contents of the can are combustible in and of themselves, lacking atmospheric oxygen to react with.
Fifthly, as for the 'burnt eyes' scenario - the flame would take at least a full half-second of constant, direct contact with the kid's eyes to heat them enough to cause any damage. At worst he'd get sore eyes from the mild warming and remnant chemicals which failed to burn off.
In short: FAIL!
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You know a lot for a dropout...
* Runs
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You'd better - an0n might bring his blowtorch back out. :lol:
@an0n: hence the newspaper headlines when people go to the hospital after such pranks, right? Unless they were really being stupid... it always sounds like they were doing exactly what you did, except something went wrong and BOOM!
Well, glad to see at least you were thinking a little about safety... err, I hope.. :doubt: whatever. He didn't get hurt; and your above post shows you at least care for that, I guess. :D I thought perhaps you were a little nutty & sadistic. Glad to be proven wrong.
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If I see an0n on the street I might just run him over with a car..
If anyone complains later I'll just say it wasn't my fault, as his reaction time shoud have been enough to jump aside :drevil:
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Make sure you don't miss.
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Don't worry...
I got my driving license and ordered my customized car over the Carmageddeon Magazine :D
You get a nice discount if you buy the MK2 bumper spikes to boot!
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Well, I'm sorry I didn't get back sooner to this thread but its just another regret for the list.
jr2, TrashMan, obviously I completely agree with you but like everyone has said here already; its an0n. I know that now, I knew it then. I just thought funny story wasn't an apt title for it.
I'd say give it up and stop posting about it and if possible, get back to some funny stories but thats probably too late. And hey, either way he's gotten what he wanted. More activity in the forum. We do need people like him.
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Holy crap, this hasn't been locked yet? Surely 2 pages of utter derailment is enough for the admins of the Pub to incite justice or whatever.
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This can be called productive derailment, actually.
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i encourage the lighting of humans ablaze. to those about to fry, i i salute you! now suffer!
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jr2, give up on trying to make an0n do anything. The only way you'd make him do that at all is probably with a gun to his head or something similar...
I might not be here for that long but I certainly know about an0n. And I'll welcome him back now rather than try to get him to go away or 'play nice.'
Welcome back an0n. I salute you sah.
Actually, I'm far nicer now than I was back in the day.
My quasi-fiance girly has pansied my out a great deal :(
Still, given her general awesomeness it's completely worth it :D
^As shown by you still thinking this whole story is humorous.
JR2, I completely agree with you.
As for passing judgement: An0n, the actions you took as highlighted in this story are sadistic, twisted, and wrong. I said it, and as to his actions, it's true. So far, except for a couple people, the only ones I've seen pass judgement on An0n himself in this thread are those saying "Oh, give it up, it's An0n!" That assumes A. He's a monster and will be gleeful at our disapproval, B. He's an apathetic excuse for a human being and won't give a crap, or C. Being An0n somehow justifies his actions. None of these are things we can tell for sure for his actions.
So let me say I was that poor kid all through middle school, who didn't have any friends and got picked on and shut out and resented for simply existing. And let me tell you, it almost killed me. Nice to meet you, An0n.
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Well well. This thread is actually funny!
I'll go get some ice cream and watch as you gang up and devour this touchy, whiny person who poked the monster with a broom stick just as it was going to fall asleep. And for thinking he's somehow special for having personal problems. :cool:
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lol who said I'm a touchy, whiny person? And no, I don't think I'm somehow special, other than the fact that I have a certain perspective on such things. I don't have personal problems anymore, thank God (literally), so you can quit trying to ignite flame wars here and go get some obviously much-needed sleep.
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Well you're obviously touchy and whiny since it took you that little time to bare your fangs and strike back at me. You boast you have perspective because you've had problems, just as a good 50 % of the worlds population. And I'd appreciate if you'd stop throwing god at my face. It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community. And I'm quite well rested because it's 10 o'clock here (that's 10AM for all you strange foreign peoples).
I can appreciate you obviously believe. Gongrats to you, if infact your belief is true, then treasure it. The fact is that I don't care one bit
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Well, I would kinda hope you'd be upset if the kid burned his lungs or his eyes & had to go to the hospital...
What is up with people on this forum putting stuff in really small font? I don't get it. I can't see a reason why you would want to read this particular statement in such a tiny font, and most of the other stuff that gets shrunk is pointless bull****.
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Well, my point was that, apparently, that 50% of the population didn't happen to include An0n... I wanted him to know what he had done can have very definite negative effects on people, such as driving them to suicide.
As for the whole religion thing: First of all, it's my responsibility to "advertise" it, if you will, it was one of the things Christ commanded of every one of His followers. Secondly, I want others to know about what I feel is the single most important (and most wonderful) thing in life. That doesn't mean it's gotta be all "Jesus loves you, let's be friends, lah de dah" or some such cheesy thing, but if I get an opportunity, I will talk about what I believe. I never once tried to force you to fall in line with what I believe, I merely stated my own beliefs. Where it goes from there is up to you, and it's in fact unbiblical to pursue it much beyond that point. As for me playing with fire in that regard, again, all I did was state my beliefs. That's no reason to respond with anger.
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It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.
Hey! Tolerance, dude... where's your tolerance? Oh, wait, that's right, doesn't apply to this religion. :rolleyes: I forgot. :lol: Seriously, people should stop being so touchy about God. They act like it burns or something.
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Now you are jumping to conclusions. I'm tolerant towards religions of all kinds. I was just mentioning something I remembered happening before.
Don't go assuming my stance on this when you don't know if I belong to any religion, or how often I visit my local church/temple/stone ring.
It's just that I object advertising, especially if it's about religion and when no one asked about it. And when someone tries to rub god on my face, ugly things may happen unless I'm very drunk (not that I'm implying anyone tried to to convert me here let me be clear on that, considering the audience).
And this is all I wish to say about this subject in this topic. I'm sure someone will approach Goatmaster if they are even slightly interested about what he has to say about his beliefs.
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Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the fundie has a nick like the title of a beastiality porn movie?
Yeah, baby. Master them goats....
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Now you are jumping to conclusions. I'm tolerant towards religions of all kinds. I was just mentioning something I remembered happening before.
Don't go assuming my stance on this when you don't know if I belong to any religion, or how often I visit my local church/temple/stone ring.
And I'd appreciate if you'd stop throwing god at my face. It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.
(emphasis added)
@ An0n: although how you know the title of a bestiality porn movie is not something I want to speculate about, the nick actually comes from the fact that I live on a goat ranch, and that I'm not a very creative person.
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The fact that you live on a goat ranch does not diminish my amusement.
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I'm glad.
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And I'd appreciate if you'd stop throwing god at my face. It is infact you who are playing with fire since you are so joyfully dragging that religion here when infact it has caused some heated discussion in the past in this very diverse community.
(emphasis added)
:wtf:
You obviously have some kind of idea about something. Care to enlighten me? Because your oh so subtle hint I don't get.
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just the fact that you said "that religion" as if that one in particular were one I was "playing with fire" by bringing up, as if mentioning Christianity, as opposed to, say, bhuddism,would net me a flame war.
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The only mention of God in goats post:
lol who said I'm a touchy, whiny person? And no, I don't think I'm somehow special, other than the fact that I have a certain perspective on such things. I don't have personal problems anymore, thank God (literally), so you can quit trying to ignite flame wars here and go get some obviously much-needed sleep.
And THIS gets you riled up Prophet? :wtf: A very commn expression one can hear a million times? :wtf:
*take a step away from Prophet*
Oookaay...you clearly have some issues I'd rather not know anything about.
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heh, I think he's referring to that plus my post in the thread that praises God for the death of Falwell.
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just the fact that you said "that religion" as if that one in particular were one I was "playing with fire" by bringing up, as if mentioning Christianity, as opposed to, say, bhuddism,would net me a flame war.
****. I already went and promised to stop playing with you. Okay oone last time.
That indeed was very observant of you. It was unintentional slip from me, thought I did not mean it that way at all. Had you mentioned buddhism there would have been little danger of flame war. Because AFAIK buddhist tend to be level headed, and a minority in these forums.
But it was a statement based on past experience on these boards, as well as influences received from watching international news. Christianity, as a peaceful religion it likes to present itself, still has the tendency to raise quite the... discussion, every once in a while.
Now, really, I will stop and you can have the final word if that pleases you.
@ TrashMan: I'm not really riled up at all... :wtf: And it's possible (but unintentional) that I might have mixed to two topics, though I doubt it. I however have little desire to go trought this topic to prove it coz' this I'm on my boss' computer and it's really painful to browse with. It has explorer, among other things... :shaking:
And I'm kinda trying to wash my hands of this discussion.
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an0n is definately going about his opposition to christianity all wrong. first off, dont ramble about satan. thats just being a christian in reverse. i find it is much more effective to simply reject the concept of free will. the second step is to get as many noovbs brainwashed by black metal as possible. i have convinced at least 40 people that kvltgrimtrooblackmetalistkrieg will lead to enlightenment. it is greatly more effective to use history against them than science. science is built upon judeo-christian concepts of free will and with an openness for debate will only generate arguments that lead nowhere. remember your not trying to make them take your side, your goal is to crush and nullify their faith, only then can the application of your own ideas be administered (this is something essential to things like military training, or starting a cult). so use historical references as to why christianity is bad. remind them that their most ancient ancestors were once pagans crushed by christwanking roman phallace, diseased by the madness and/or genious of constantine to use religion as a penis analog (the roman empire) enhancement tool. you may use other referances such as the inquisition, the churches alliance with the third reich, and atrocious christians throughout history, like vlad the impaler. the hippie technique of calling conservitive christians hypocrits is also highhly ineffective. sience this leads to philisophical debate and to make it even worse political debate as well. attack with a conservative edge and show great respect to ancient pagan anscestory including religious practices and heathen gods, do not hippie-out and completly misunderstanding pagan ways of old like the wiccans. remind them about how much of our culture is actually based on pagan values as with. things like the days of the week, our calender, so called christian holidays, trial bu jury, all of which are pagan concepts. did you know decorating a christmas tree is really a way of giving sacrifices to the gods? encourage ther spread of negative scuttlebut about chistian leaders, organizations, and practices. quote varg vickernes (www.burzum.org) whenever possible. and last but not least, the best way to oppose christianity is to NOT BECOME ONE OF THEM!!!.
that is all :hopping:
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This is not a funny story.......... :sigh: :nervous:
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call it operational instructions for a social nihilism experiment. :D
and dispite the title of the thread, there doesnt seem to be much funny, save an0ns first post.
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No carry on, this thread is extremely funny! :lol:
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What was the point of that post anyway Nuke? :wtf:
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This is not a funny story.......... :sigh: :nervous:
This entire thread is a funny story.....
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USeful posts 4..................... :wakka:
Actually now i look back through the previous pages i have to agree. :nod:
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so use historical references as to why christianity is bad. remind them that their most ancient ancestors were once pagans crushed by christwanking roman phallace, diseased by the madness and/or genious of constantine to use religion as a penis analog (the roman empire) enhancement tool. you may use other referances such as the inquisition, the churches alliance with the third reich, and atrocious christians throughout history, like vlad the impaler.
Here, sir, you shall find your downfall. first of all, I'm not sure what you mean by the first bit, about the roman empire, pagans and such.
As to the Inquisition, along with Vlad the Impaler, we have already pointed out that Christians aren't perfect. I would need to do more research on the examples provided.
As far as the church's eleged alliance with the third reich, that's not at all true. There were multitudes of Christian groups, churches and organizations in Germany and elsewhere that were very directly and in some cases openly against the third reich. Dietrich Boenhoffer, a theologian and martyr, was arrested and executed for his eleged involvement in a plot to assassinate Hitler (basically he was the pastor of the church where the assassination plot was formed).
I'll get back to you on the first two after doing a tad bit of research. Got any more?
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Quote from Kalfireth on May 21, 2007, 05:17:26 AM
Quote from: an0n on May 21, 2007, 04:40:17 AM
....I have decided to espouse Satanistic beliefs at HLP.
Go espouse them at Nodewar. Or do it here but don't post about it, this isn't a religious forum after all.
Thanks for playing :)
*waits around for follow-through or hypocrisy*
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i posted that here because all of anon's other threads got locked :D
my point isnt to debate you. but i see religion as a potentially harmfull force that needs to be balenced by other forces. and with so called "lost souls" ligning up to be converted, babies being indoctrinated, its continues interferance with political systems, and an expansive global empire which continues to spread. now i have no problem co-existing with christians, i just think a great deal of them are misguided, taking up the religion for the wrong reasons. some believe that the world would be a better place if everyone was christian, but if you look at the current state of christianity, hundreds of denominations (often hostile), countless versions of the bible, i do not see how this could be accurate. and one must combat outright fundamentalism at all costs. we all know what that can do.
i dont like the fact that about 95% of ancient pagan history is gone (and most if not all white americans are of pagan ancestry), due to middle age book burning (i think christianity is full of worse things than a few bad apples). only minor clues remain in a few surviving books, the language, ect. i think that the lack of an ancient history is whyy americans are considered short sighted. the bible is not our history, its some other cultures history that has been forced upon us. i fill the voided role of rebel, because its a position that needs to be filled. lets face it, without rebels there would be no america, no civil rights, no freedom, ect.
:mad: i think i broke one of my own rules
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No. Stop. Now. All of you.
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Yes, I thought this was meant to be about funny stories.
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then by all means post a funny story amnd get the thread back on track.
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You know what, we're five pages in and I haven't seen any sign of this working out. If someone thinks they can manage a thread with some actual funny stories then go ahead, otherwise this is really a lost cause.