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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 12:50:32 am

Title: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 12:50:32 am
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO ****ING QUIET!

Post more, imo.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 12:51:19 am
The majority of recent posts have been an0n. The other 4000 of you can't post more than one man?
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 12:55:39 am
I'm no mere man....
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 12:56:06 am
We're still debating whether you're the Lazy British Batman or the Lazy British Lex Luthor.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 12:57:14 am
Can't I just be some kind of hyperactive rock?
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 12:58:03 am
We would need a quorum to decide that.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: General Battuta on August 26, 2007, 01:01:14 am
Why would you want to be a rock?
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:01:42 am
It's the only way I could rock any more than I already do.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: General Battuta on August 26, 2007, 01:08:19 am
You could be a rocking chair.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:10:12 am
I'm not a fan of having old ladies sit on me.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 01:12:28 am
You did have that scheme which involved old ladies, an0n...
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: General Battuta on August 26, 2007, 01:12:51 am
You could be a really edgy, hip rocking chair.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:13:13 am
Yes, but Dina said I'm not allowed to whore myself for money now  :blah:
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 01:14:27 am
How will you get into the porn industry, then? She's not looking at the big picture.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:15:02 am
I'm going to exploit crackheads.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: General Battuta on August 26, 2007, 01:15:29 am
You could whore yourself for food stamps.

Or supermarket coupons.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 26, 2007, 01:16:52 am
Food stamps and supermarket coupons won't pay for HD recording equipment.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:18:06 am
I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me. :sigh:
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:18:42 am
I already have HD recording equipment.

I got a £700 HD camera.

Now all I need is some crackheads to **** on film.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:18:56 am
Quote from: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:18:06 am
I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me. :sigh:

YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER!
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: General Battuta on August 26, 2007, 01:19:59 am
You also need to be telegenic for this scheme to work.

How's that coming?
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:20:41 am
Quote from: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:18:56 am
Quote from: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:18:06 am
I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me. :sigh:

YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER!

With 13 posts a day, they'd have to find something.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: achtung on August 26, 2007, 02:23:40 am
(http://www.nukelol.com/lolwut/1187121765018.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Mobius on August 26, 2007, 02:39:28 am
Quote from: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:20:41 am
Quote from: an0n on August 26, 2007, 01:18:56 am
Quote from: Snail on August 26, 2007, 01:18:06 am
I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me. :sigh:

YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER!

With 13 posts a day, they'd have to find something.

But you don't have a Real LifeTM!!! :P
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 02:43:04 am
Dude, I got my girlfriend from Warpstorm.

I think it's fair to say a Real Life isn't a prerequisite.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: TrashMan on August 26, 2007, 02:48:43 am
An0n is registered in soume countries as Spammaster Deluxe 5000. :p
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2007, 02:49:16 am
And in others as a biological weapon.
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: TrashMan on August 26, 2007, 02:55:53 am
Yea, as a canister for lethal gases! :lol:
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Mobius on August 26, 2007, 02:57:38 am
Snail is nothing compared to him :lol:

Quote from: an0n on August 26, 2007, 02:43:04 am
Dude, I got my girlfriend from Warpstorm.

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why Girls Don't Like You
Post by: Snail on August 26, 2007, 03:43:11 am
Quote from: Mobius on August 26, 2007, 02:57:38 am
Snail is nothing compared to him :lol:

Good to know someone's a better spammer than me... :nervous:

:warp: