Author Topic: Why Girls Don't Like You (Read 3263 times)

an0n · **on:** August 26, 2007, 12:50:32 am

BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO ****ING QUIET!

Post more, imo.

Grey Wolf · **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:51:19 am

The majority of recent posts have been an0n. The other 4000 of you can't post more than one man?

an0n · **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:55:39 am

I'm no mere man....

Grey Wolf · **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:56:06 am

We're still debating whether you're the Lazy British Batman or the Lazy British Lex Luthor.

an0n · **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:57:14 am

Can't I just be some kind of hyperactive rock?

Grey Wolf · **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:58:03 am

We would need a quorum to decide that.

General Battuta · **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:01:14 am

Why would you want to be a rock?

an0n · **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:01:42 am

It's the only way I could rock any more than I already do.

General Battuta · **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:08:19 am

You could be a rocking chair.

an0n · **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:10:12 am

I'm not a fan of having old ladies sit on me.

Grey Wolf · **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:12:28 am

You did have that scheme which involved old ladies, an0n...

General Battuta · **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:12:51 am

You could be a really edgy, hip rocking chair.

an0n · **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:13:13 am

Yes, but Dina said I'm not allowed to whore myself for money now

Grey Wolf · **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:14:27 am

How will you get into the porn industry, then? She's not looking at the big picture.

an0n · **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:15:02 am

I'm going to exploit crackheads.

General Battuta · **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:15:29 am

You could whore yourself for food stamps.

Or supermarket coupons.

Grey Wolf · **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:16:52 am

Food stamps and supermarket coupons won't pay for HD recording equipment.

Snail · **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:18:06 am

I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me.

an0n · **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:18:42 am

I already have HD recording equipment.

I got a £700 HD camera.

Now all I need is some crackheads to **** on film.

an0n · **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:18:56 am

I post a helluvalot but girls still don't like me.

YOU NEED TO BE LOUDER!

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