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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on February 15, 2008, 02:23:53 pm
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I'm booked in for march the 17th which means i WILL live! (Out on the Serious razzle at this moment in time) you guys are stuck with me muahahaha.
Thanks for the support. Back on topic the irony comment comes from me catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam lol. I'll live. Hahaha!
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Yay.
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I'm happy to hear that :yes:
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That explains why Death was so depressed this morning. ;7
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Congrats!
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I'm booked in for march the 17th which means i WILL live! (Out on the Serious razzle at this moment in time) you guys are stuck with me muahahaha.
Thanks for the support. Back on topic the irony comment comes from me catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam lol. I'll live. Hahaha!
So you're not going to Japan? :confused:
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:lol: Glad you'll still be with us, er, mate! ;)
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Glad to hear that! :nod:
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Very good news. :yes2: :nod: :yes:
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Humans can be stubbornly good when it comes to survival, it seems.
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Humans can be stubbornly good when it comes to survival, it seems.
Oi! Where's me cards?!
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Yo sizzle. Japan is well cancelled. My money is back in my wallet, to be quite honest i've spent a few hundred pounds on stuff today. Nudge and wink. I'm ripped bye and i stopped some hardcore Yardies picking on a soft inclined male on the way home. TBQH i'm amazed i can spell. Jet almon stand up. Night all. I've all the time in the world. Chat later.
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Ps i love you all. Not in a Rex way. FreeSpace bloody rules. Sorry nods. You're nice people pls xbuse me. :)
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Yo sizzle. Japan is well cancelled. My money is back in my wallet, to be quite honest i've spent a few hundred pounds on stuff today. Nudge and wink. I'm ripped bye and i stopped some hardcore Yardies picking on a soft inclined male on the way home. TBQH i'm amazed i can spell. Jet almon stand up. Night all. I've all the time in the world. Chat later.
:lol: Well, if you were only going to Japan because you thought you weren't gonna make it, I'm glad you're not going. :)
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Best news I've heard all day, Dekker! Thanks for sharing it.
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sphynwwx. If you knew how mugb effort i put into spelly you name. You'd appreciates my typos. Thank for the good will. HLP is full of good eggs. :) my new girlfriend is 38 and sends her bet to u guys. CHEERS GUYS!
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Amsterdam must be perfect for a soldier's needs. ;7
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good, so now i dont have to post a thread titled your name == corpse :D
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Dekker! Dekker!
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Ugh. . . My head. . . . . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*
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Ugh. . . My head. . . . . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
I actually assumed that this would happen when you made your last post here :nervous:.
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Glad to know you'll be around for quite a while longer! :D :D :D
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:) my new girlfriend is 38 and sends her bet to u guys. CHEERS GUYS!
i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day.
:lol: See? The lighting does make a difference.
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That's why you're meant to leave earlier! :D
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I normally do leave earlier, but i was absolutely trollied :lol:
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catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam
HOOAH! :yes:
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Lol! I forgot to mention that last night. Follies of drinking whisky and champagne i guess. . . Living daylights is on telly, not seen that for ages :)
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Whaslivingdaylights?
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Whaslivingdaylights?
An old Bond film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Living_Daylights), staring Timothy Dalton second worst Bond ever, (to George Lazenby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_%28film%29)).
Welcome back Dekker, this thread has been the first thing to make me smile all day!
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Cheers Wobb. . Red Dwarf's on channel "Dave" (that's its name srsly) classic episodes not seen for ages like emohawk and psirens. I forgot how good this stuff is. I also forgot that i used to love Kochanski when i was about 12 lol
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Yeah, /I've heard of channel "Dave", used to love Red Dwarf, can never get any channels that show it though!, time for an upgrade I think!
Kochanski ! ;7
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Glad to hear you'll keep annoying us! :lol:
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Ugh. . . My head. . . . . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder :drevil:
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Bloody heck, that's great news mate! Awesome! :yes:
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Credit crunch means my firms downsizing already........... EEkums, i'll find out if i has a job to go back to in the next few weeks, Otherwise i'll have to dust off a street corner for some milf service :D
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My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)
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My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)
I could use somebody in the EOD field, are you willing to travel? If not I might be able to send some work to you ;7
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Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice :)
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sugar mummy
:wtf: Which is?...
You've been drunk for the last month or so, haven't you?
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A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep :nod:
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Oh.
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A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep :nod:
So you're some sort of male prostitute?
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Lol. You asked, and who honestly would turn the situation down if it the oppertunity presented itself. A fit fine rich Woman. A Milf without the kids and bags of money in essence?
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Formidable!
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Lol that's what i'm aspiring to acquire not what i've currently achieved. In line with my current caution to the wind lifestyle i reckon i can find said "sugar mummy" in one of londons fine west end clubs. Or notting hill. . .
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It only works if you're pretty.
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Confidence and bull***t my son. It's the key to all the best things in life. Plus i'm not that bad on the eyes i'm told ;7
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:lol:
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Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice :)
.... I hope its over, I would worry about your intelligence of it weren't :p
A sugar momma is a great idea :pimp: however, the ones that are the easiest to find and keep are not usually easy on the eyes :(
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Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere :confused:
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You've completely lost me.
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I wouldn't worry. I'm on a massive come down, i'll be nor likely to be coherent in coming weeks.
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Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere
Muhahahhahhah!
This has to be about the funniest thing I have seen here for a while!
You don't need the tranq rifle, use the club! Then proceed dragging carrying this female to your cave.
Salute!
Mika
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Lifes an RPG,except it's the most immersive, interactive, least system spec dependant free experience on the planet. People don't even think about approaching someone hot on an MMORPG life yields greater results and you don't have to pay 20 quid a month either. Apologies but when i drink i get philosophical. T'is true though. Get out there and "level up" my fellow meat popscicles!
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I always thought it went more like "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "hot enough but no personality", "hot enough but engaged/married" times ten thousand.
Besides, getting philosophical is not even close to the worst you could do while under influence.
Mika
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When i'm on "golden time" that real peak zen state. There's a 4 stage process. 1 Would i? - is she hot, enticing enough to warrant pursuit? 2 could i? - am i able to trap now i've decided who warrants my effort. I.e. Is she too hot, is she attracting too many suitors, too many roosters in the hen house so to speak. 3 should i? - the most morally challenging phase, is it someone you shouldn't go for. Even if want to and you know you can Bag her. I.e mates new bird, brothers ex, or a fit friend of mum.
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Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me. :(
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Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me. :(
yes, a tough challenge. And that sounds like a bad spot.