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Title: Irony, oh the irony. Oi God. Sort it out you mug!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 15, 2008, 02:23:53 pm
I'm booked in for march the 17th which means i WILL live! (Out on the Serious razzle at this moment in time) you guys are stuck with me muahahaha.
Thanks for the support. Back on topic the irony comment comes from me catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam lol. I'll live. Hahaha!
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Post by: Snail on February 15, 2008, 02:45:53 pm
Yay.
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Post by: Mobius on February 15, 2008, 02:47:44 pm
I'm happy to hear that :yes:
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Post by: TrashMan on February 15, 2008, 03:10:45 pm
That explains why Death was so depressed this morning. ;7
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Post by: colecampbell666 on February 15, 2008, 03:22:15 pm
Congrats!
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Post by: Polpolion on February 15, 2008, 03:36:10 pm
I'm booked in for march the 17th which means i WILL live! (Out on the Serious razzle at this moment in time) you guys are stuck with me muahahaha.
Thanks for the support. Back on topic the irony comment comes from me catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam lol. I'll live. Hahaha!

So you're not going to Japan? :confused:
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Post by: redsniper on February 15, 2008, 04:19:15 pm
:lol: Glad you'll still be with us, er, mate! ;)
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Post by: Dysko on February 15, 2008, 04:20:02 pm
Glad to hear that! :nod:
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Post by: Hades on February 15, 2008, 04:20:58 pm
Very good news. :yes2: :nod: :yes:
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Post by: Dark RevenantX on February 15, 2008, 05:14:24 pm
Humans can be stubbornly good when it comes to survival, it seems.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on February 15, 2008, 06:05:18 pm
Humans can be stubbornly good when it comes to survival, it seems.
Oi! Where's me cards?!
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 15, 2008, 07:34:39 pm
Yo sizzle. Japan is well cancelled. My money is back in my wallet, to be quite honest i've spent a few hundred pounds on stuff today. Nudge and wink. I'm ripped bye and i stopped some hardcore Yardies picking on a soft inclined male on the way home. TBQH i'm amazed i can spell. Jet almon stand up. Night all. I've all the time in the world. Chat later. 
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 15, 2008, 07:46:42 pm
Ps i love you all. Not in a Rex way. FreeSpace bloody rules. Sorry nods. You're nice people pls xbuse me. :)
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Post by: Polpolion on February 15, 2008, 08:04:40 pm
Yo sizzle. Japan is well cancelled. My money is back in my wallet, to be quite honest i've spent a few hundred pounds on stuff today. Nudge and wink. I'm ripped bye and i stopped some hardcore Yardies picking on a soft inclined male on the way home. TBQH i'm amazed i can spell. Jet almon stand up. Night all. I've all the time in the world. Chat later. 

:lol: Well, if you were only going to Japan because you thought you weren't gonna make it, I'm glad you're not going. :)
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Post by: Sphynx on February 15, 2008, 08:10:30 pm
Best news I've heard all day, Dekker! Thanks for sharing it.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 15, 2008, 08:25:18 pm
sphynwwx. If you knew how mugb effort i put into spelly you name. You'd appreciates my typos. Thank for the good will. HLP is full of good eggs. :) my new girlfriend is 38 and sends her bet to u guys. CHEERS GUYS!
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Post by: colecampbell666 on February 15, 2008, 08:36:43 pm
Amsterdam must be perfect for a soldier's needs. ;7
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Post by: Nuke on February 15, 2008, 11:20:38 pm
good, so now i dont have to post a thread titled your name == corpse :D
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Post by: Send in the TMF on February 15, 2008, 11:55:33 pm
Dekker! Dekker!
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 16, 2008, 03:24:03 am
Ugh. . . My head. . .  .  . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*   
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Post by: Polpolion on February 16, 2008, 09:05:52 am
Ugh. . . My head. . .  .  . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*   

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I actually assumed that this would happen when you made your last post here :nervous:.
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Post by: Tyrian on February 16, 2008, 09:08:19 am
Glad to know you'll be around for quite a while longer!  :D :D :D
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Post by: Jeff Vader on February 16, 2008, 09:11:58 am
:) my new girlfriend is 38 and sends her bet to u guys. CHEERS GUYS!
i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day.
:lol: See? The lighting does make a difference.
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Post by: karajorma on February 16, 2008, 09:18:46 am
That's why you're meant to leave earlier! :D
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 16, 2008, 09:32:03 am
I normally do leave earlier, but i was absolutely trollied :lol:
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Post by: Fearless Leader on February 16, 2008, 11:14:42 am
catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam

HOOAH! :yes:
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 16, 2008, 12:23:53 pm
Lol! I forgot to mention that last night. Follies of drinking whisky and champagne i guess. . . Living daylights is on telly, not seen that for ages :)
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Post by: Snail on February 16, 2008, 03:49:58 pm
Whaslivingdaylights?
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Post by: Wobble73 on February 16, 2008, 04:03:53 pm
Whaslivingdaylights?

An old Bond film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Living_Daylights), staring Timothy Dalton second worst Bond ever, (to George Lazenby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_%28film%29)).

Welcome back Dekker, this thread has been the first thing to make me smile all day!
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 16, 2008, 04:41:45 pm
Cheers Wobb. . Red Dwarf's on channel "Dave" (that's its name srsly) classic episodes not seen for ages like emohawk and psirens. I forgot how good this stuff is. I also forgot that i used to love Kochanski when i was about 12 lol
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Post by: Wobble73 on February 16, 2008, 04:44:16 pm
Yeah, /I've heard of channel "Dave", used to love Red Dwarf, can never get any channels that show it though!, time for an upgrade I think!

Kochanski !  ;7
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Post by: Bob-san on February 17, 2008, 06:23:58 pm
Glad to hear you'll keep annoying us! :lol:
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Post by: Hellstryker on February 17, 2008, 07:29:24 pm
Ugh. . . My head. . .  .  . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time :) i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*   

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  :drevil:
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Post by: Gortef on February 20, 2008, 05:15:48 am
Bloody heck, that's great news mate! Awesome! :yes:
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 21, 2008, 06:35:26 am
Credit crunch means my firms downsizing already...........  EEkums, i'll find out if i has a job to go back to in the next few weeks, Otherwise i'll have to dust off a street corner for some milf service :D
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 02, 2008, 12:00:51 pm
My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)
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Post by: Fearless Leader on March 03, 2008, 10:41:57 pm
My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)

I could use somebody in the EOD field, are you willing to travel? If not I might be able to send some work to you  ;7


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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2008, 02:31:59 am
Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice :)
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Post by: colecampbell666 on March 04, 2008, 01:02:34 pm
sugar mummy
:wtf: Which is?...

You've been drunk for the last month or so, haven't you?
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2008, 01:09:26 pm
A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep :nod:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on March 04, 2008, 04:08:33 pm
Oh.
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Post by: Polpolion on March 04, 2008, 04:10:52 pm
A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep :nod:

So you're some sort of male prostitute?
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2008, 04:14:05 pm
Lol. You asked, and who honestly would turn the situation down if it the oppertunity presented itself. A fit fine rich Woman. A Milf without the kids and bags of money in essence?
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Post by: Mobius on March 04, 2008, 04:20:52 pm
Formidable!
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2008, 04:24:35 pm
Lol that's what i'm aspiring to acquire not what i've currently achieved. In line with my current caution to the wind lifestyle i reckon i can find said "sugar mummy" in one of londons fine west end clubs. Or notting hill. . .
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Post by: FSW on March 04, 2008, 05:14:25 pm
It only works if you're pretty.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2008, 05:17:00 pm
Confidence and bull***t my son. It's the key to all the best things in life. Plus i'm not that bad on the eyes i'm told ;7
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Post by: Mobius on March 04, 2008, 05:59:29 pm
:lol:
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Post by: Fearless Leader on March 04, 2008, 10:41:06 pm
Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice :)


.... I hope its over, I would worry about your intelligence of it weren't :p

A sugar momma is a great idea :pimp: however, the ones that are the easiest to find and keep are not usually easy on the eyes :(
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 01:40:20 am
Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere :confused:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on March 05, 2008, 09:04:21 am
You've completely lost me.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 10:48:17 am
I wouldn't worry. I'm on a massive come down, i'll be nor likely to be coherent in coming weeks.
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Post by: Mika on March 05, 2008, 03:47:33 pm
Quote
Agreed but it's all good practice. And women are a pack animal, you will often find them gathered around watering holes- a socially exclusive zone, unless you can claim ownership of a less dominant member and use her to gain access to the alpha female. *my tranq
Rifle was round here somewhere

Muhahahhahhah!

This has to be about the funniest thing I have seen here for a while!

You don't need the tranq rifle, use the club! Then proceed dragging carrying this female to your cave.

Salute!
Mika
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 03:57:24 pm
Lifes an RPG,except it's the most immersive, interactive, least system spec dependant free experience on the planet. People don't even think about approaching someone hot on an MMORPG life yields greater results and you don't have to pay 20 quid a month either. Apologies but when i drink i get philosophical. T'is true though. Get out there and "level up" my fellow meat popscicles!
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Post by: Mika on March 05, 2008, 04:21:07 pm
I always thought it went more like "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "not hot enough", "hot enough but no personality", "hot enough but engaged/married" times ten thousand.

Besides, getting philosophical is not even close to the worst you could do while under influence.

Mika
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 04:30:39 pm
When i'm on "golden time" that real peak zen state. There's a 4 stage process. 1 Would i? - is she hot, enticing enough to warrant pursuit? 2 could i? - am i able to trap now i've decided who warrants my effort. I.e. Is she too hot, is she attracting too many suitors, too many roosters in the hen house so to speak. 3 should i? - the most morally challenging phase, is it someone you shouldn't go for. Even if want to and you know you can Bag her. I.e mates new bird, brothers ex, or a fit friend of mum.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 04:34:13 pm
Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me. :(
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Post by: Fearless Leader on March 06, 2008, 09:16:53 pm
Before you ask the 4th stage is the MOST important, the pre-planned exit strategy. "how am i gonna get away after the deed without offending her?" also never give your number out always take hers. Unless she falls into the friend of family category, that's what messed up my last squeeze, she knew where to find me when SHE wanted, not when i wanted her to find me. :(


yes, a tough challenge. And that sounds like a bad spot.