[Polpolion]

Ugh. . . My head. . .  .  . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*   

I actually assumed that this would happen when you made your last post here .

[Tyrian]

Glad to know you'll be around for quite a while longer! 

[Jeff Vader]

my new girlfriend is 38 and sends her bet to u guys. CHEERS GUYS!

i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day.

See? The lighting does make a difference.

[karajorma]

That's why you're meant to leave earlier!

[Colonol Dekker]

I normally do leave earlier, but i was absolutely trollied

[Fearless Leader]

catching the clap whiles't in amsterdam

HOOAH!

[Colonol Dekker]

Lol! I forgot to mention that last night. Follies of drinking whisky and champagne i guess. . . Living daylights is on telly, not seen that for ages

[Snail]

Whaslivingdaylights?

[Wobble73]

Whaslivingdaylights?

An old Bond film, staring Timothy Dalton second worst Bond ever, (to George Lazenby).

Welcome back Dekker, this thread has been the first thing to make me smile all day!

[Colonol Dekker]

Cheers Wobb. . Red Dwarf's on channel "Dave" (that's its name srsly) classic episodes not seen for ages like emohawk and psirens. I forgot how good this stuff is. I also forgot that i used to love Kochanski when i was about 12 lol

[Wobble73]

Yeah, /I've heard of channel "Dave", used to love Red Dwarf, can never get any channels that show it though!, time for an upgrade I think!

Kochanski ! 

[Bob-san]

Glad to hear you'll keep annoying us!

[Hellstryker]

Ugh. . . My head. . .  .  . . :$ i'm currently walking home after waking up with some random bird. Who looks old enough to be my mum in the cold sobre light of day. I'd apologise for the drunken posts but i probably meant them at the time i'm off to grab a fry-up then i gotta get cleaned up and in see the parents. Ta ta for now. *much headache*   

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 

[Gortef]

Bloody heck, that's great news mate! Awesome!

[Colonol Dekker]

Credit crunch means my firms downsizing already...........  EEkums, i'll find out if i has a job to go back to in the next few weeks, Otherwise i'll have to dust off a street corner for some milf service

[Colonol Dekker]

My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)

[Fearless Leader]

My job is indeed in jeopardy. But on the bright side as mentioned surgery on the 17th of this month. Anyone need an accountant / facilities management / eod / mortgage sector worker towards the 21st? (Ignore the mortgage sector bit. Don't think there'll be much call for that.)

I could use somebody in the EOD field, are you willing to travel? If not I might be able to send some work to you 

[Colonol Dekker]

Ok, now i'm worried lol. That part of my life is well and truly over. I'm gonna spend the next few weekends trying to find a sugar mummy. That will be nice

[colecampbell666]

sugar mummy

Which is?...

You've been drunk for the last month or so, haven't you?

[Colonol Dekker]

A rich fit older woman who bestows gifts and lodgings in exchange for sexual gratification. And yep