Ooooook? People are different. If your not romantically interested in any girls right now, be thankful you don't have AIDS, and wait 'till collage; you'll probably end up getting AIDS anyway, but hey, thats collage. My point being, its not the end of the world. The end of the world is when a wormhole sucks up the entire planet into nullspace (god, that was such a bad movie).Getting AIDS from a collage? Well, looks like somebody's a little peeved they failed kindergarten art class.
Once you hit your mid-20s the girls will start to act like decent human beings and your mental state will be much more prepared to deal with the times when they aren't.
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If you want it to happen to you it will happen eventually and you'll just know its right.
(I had this horrible habit of getting with crazy, "broken" girls and thinking I could fix their issues... FYI for any of you doing that: you can't).Ach, ****. We'll see.
Once you hit your mid-20s the girls will start to act like decent human beings and your mental state will be much more prepared to deal with the times when they aren't.
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If you want it to happen to you it will happen eventually and you'll just know its right.
The divorce rate would seem to contradict you slightly in that department.
i suggest you put that whole episode out of your mind, remember that you have about 80 years of life and who knows what could happen in that time. school girls are typically confused of what a relationship is, a boy on the other hand only wants 1 thing (guess but dont say it). however, i never went to school my parents never had the money to get me into school. everything i learned was by myself, and only 4 years ago i found that someone and we have been together for that time, however it's not without its dangers and their is a huge amount of pressure on you and your friend to do the right things, and it's not always easy. being in a friendship is one thing but a proper relationship is a whole new ball game.
The divorce rate would seem to contradict you slightly in that department.
Or that people get married despite a nagging sensation that it isn't right.
I think you should go see The Dark Knight. I'm not totally clear on how that will help, but right now this is basically my advice for everything.
Not only that, but it happened to EVERY ****ING GIRL I SORT OF LIKED! I just lost interest in love completely! Snap! Like a switch. It took me a while to realize this but now, this is the clincher "I honestly don't care If I ever find someone". Like I could go through my entire life without a significant other and I would be totally fine. It scares me because I honestly believe that company isn't worth two ****s. I haven't gotten anymore independent. I still love to hang out and talk with my friends, it's just that, short of naked, women no longer hold any special interest for me. All I feel is a strange sense of freedom. A weird release from the pressure of having to find a girl, having to constantly work out and buy them stuff to make sure you keep their conditional love, the guilt and fear of being unattractive, the scary thoughts of all that stuff that happens after the first date, or even the pressure of dating at all. it's like an entire segment of human behaviour has been surgically removed from my soul and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
I view an increasing divorce rate as a sign that people are less willing to stay in a bad marriage now than they ever were before, rather than a sign of impending social apocalypse. The trick is to get people to recognize a bad relationship BEFORE they get married.
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Man that was some delicious copypasta. And if it wasn't, it damn well should be.
In fact, I think I'll add it to the library. It's missing something though...Not only that, but it happened to EVERY ****ING GIRL I SORT OF LIKED! I just lost interest in love completely! Snap! Like a switch. It took me a while to realize this but now, this is the clincher "I honestly don't care If I ever find someone". Like I could go through my entire life without a significant other and I would be totally fine. It scares me because I honestly believe that company isn't worth two ****s. I haven't gotten anymore independent. I still love to hang out and talk with my friends, it's just that, short of naked, women no longer hold any special interest for me. All I feel is a strange sense of freedom. A weird release from the pressure of having to find a girl, having to constantly work out and buy them stuff to make sure you keep their conditional love, the guilt and fear of being unattractive, the scary thoughts of all that stuff that happens after the first date, or even the pressure of dating at all. it's like an entire segment of human behaviour has been surgically removed from my soul and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Now I think it's perfect.
** The only new thing in this world is the history you don't know. "ANYONE" had plenty of experiences like this. You'll get over it.
*snip*
Dude. Whatever your on, would you mind passing it?
EDIT: Oh the hypocrisy
I've never been in a relationship, I'm 22, girls are still immature at my age.
I've never been in a relationship, I'm 22, girls are still immature at my age.
Thats why you aim higher, go get some City Cougar / Sugar Mummy / Milf action.. :yes: :yes: :yes:
And here I thought that the divorce rate was going down due to the fact that the number of marriages were decreasing? :nervous:QuoteI view an increasing divorce rate as a sign that people are less willing to stay in a bad marriage now than they ever were before, rather than a sign of impending social apocalypse. The trick is to get people to recognize a bad relationship BEFORE they get married.
It could be a sign of selfishness and impending social apocalypse. Could be about people getting married since they are afraid to be left alone. Or people not knowing what love is. Could be media affecting adults.
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*snip*Looks like I was late to the Bel-Airing.
I've never been in a relationship, I'm 22, girls are still immature at my age.
Thats why you aim higher, go get some City Cougar / Sugar Mummy / Milf action.. :yes: :yes: :yes:
I'm only 14, and have never been in a relationship, but from what i've observed with my mom and around 90% of her friends... I can't say I see the point in a relationship at all at this point :shaking:
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Girls age 18 till about 23 are retarded as s***, they dont know a good guy or relationship from a bad one, because usually dont have the experience to tell. Because they get away from something that they thought was bad thinking they know everything about relationships and end up in a worse one. Thats why older guys pick up on them. ****ing dumb as s***
I've never been in a relationship, I'm 22, girls are still immature at my age.
I'm only 14, and have never been in a relationship, but from what i've observed with my mom and around 90% of her friends... I can't say I see the point in a relationship at all at this point :shaking:
I've never been in a relationship, I'm 22, girls are still immature at my age.
Thats why you aim higher, go get some City Cougar / Sugar Mummy / Milf action.. :yes: :yes: :yes:
Dekker, you're a unique phenomenon. I applaud.
City Cougar
You're taking about Cougar i take it? ;7
...I try every day on nice girls...
...not letting my dreams tumble due to some retarded girls...
I know it nice to have one, but I can't just bag em and make them like me! :lol:
Your problem is that you're trying. See, you can't show you're interested. Except enough to make them make the first move. But not too much, y'hear?
Like Dekker said, play it cool.
There’s nothing wrong with making your feelings clear, as long as you’re not too pushy about it.
I was exactly the same when i was younger, (slightly underconfident, unsure) then i realised just focus on having fun and don't worry. Be like Packie from greek just don't be to blaz'e. Sp?
Don't sweat the small stuff. I worried about relationships too back then; hell, I worried about them all through University too (I had this horrible habit of getting with crazy, "broken" girls and thinking I could fix their issues... FYI for any of you doing that: you can't). Then I met the right one and we're engaged.
NGTM-1R's suggestion is actually pretty good. What you don't say that you should date cause you've been friends for months and you think you're falling in love with her and you'd be great together and all that crap. No! Just shut the **** up after you've asked her out. It won't help you the slightest bit if she isn't interested in you and even if she is you can't force intimacy to happen simply cause you blurted it all out.
Be the carrot on the stick. Don't beat her with it first though.
For all we know she might be the dominant one. :shaking:
you're all sick.
crap. Most people on the internet don't go around charming girls for the sake of charming girls. If they did, they wouldn't be on the internet (or they wouldn't be on this forum - there isn't a whole lot to interest the really social type.)
...however, I will say that Coolmon's post is quite correct, in my opinion. There are no rules.
...however, I will say that Coolmon's post is quite correct, in my opinion. There are no rules.
No rules. Plenty of guidelines though. :)
I won't make the obvious pedobear reference here. :P
No, seriously. I won't. Honest.
Instead you get pedodog! :P
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h61/Miklosa/pedodog.jpg)
It's time to buy me a bear suit to pick up chicks with.
is that a real person?
Watched kettles never boil.
Don't chase/dwell on it or it WILL drive you mental. Focus on partying.
Watched kettles never boil.
Don't chase/dwell on it or it WILL drive you mental. Focus on partying.
A correction, Colonel. Your proverb is correct. As long as you don't think about it, it will come.
And, uhh, I don't drink.
:rolleyes: i've dropped by for another excellent Burger
Her: Can I take your order?
Him: Yes, but you'll have to close your eyes. I can never keep my eyes off a thing of beauty.
:rolleyes: i've dropped by for another excellent Burger
You.....you....cheated on me! Sob.....
*kara runs off crying*
:p
No. I'm upset he had burgers without me. :D
Great thread. If you want to know how to handle exe's, that's what i'm here for :yes::lol:
Great thread. If you want to know how to handle exe's, that's what i'm here for :yes::lol:
Sorry, I just thought that typo was hilarious! If only ex-gf's were like executables, order them to run and off they go! :lol:
:wakka:Great thread. If you want to know how to handle exe's, that's what i'm here for :yes::lol:
Sorry, I just thought that typo was hilarious! If only ex-gf's were like executables, order them to run and off they go! :lol:
:wakka:Great thread. If you want to know how to handle exe's, that's what i'm here for :yes::lol:
Sorry, I just thought that typo was hilarious! If only ex-gf's were like executables, order them to run and off they go! :lol:
But tbh, that would make dating kinda predictable ...
I've had the same liking of the same girl for the past 3 years. Nothing's come of it yet, tho.
The first words I ever said to my partner of the last 8 years...
'Word-wrap in a three-word sentence? Methinks you need a smaller font.'
Have you actually done something about it?Yep. Lots.
The first words I ever said to my partner of the last 8 years...
'Word-wrap in a three-word sentence? Methinks you need a smaller font.'
Methinks? Do people still talk like that? Or were you playing an RPG at the time?
Yep. Lots.
On the bright side, now I can more or less anticipate what she'll say or do in certain situations, and vice versa.
Methinks? Do people still talk like that? Or were you playing an RPG at the time?
Type Methinks into the HLP search box....... :nervous:
Yep. Lots.
On the bright side, now I can more or less anticipate what she'll say or do in certain situations, and vice versa.
I never really had one :nervous:
Slag. . . :lol: i should try asking girls now.Go ahead. I think she was offered a Fruitbix. If you up the ante to a Fererro Roche, well. You've got it made!
A mentos might work just as well.With or without Coke?
i bought a girl lingerie...was money well spent.
Biggest thing I've done for a girl is arrange a surprise birthday party and succeeding in securing the aid of her parents and close friends, all without her knowledge, and also succeeding in acting like I've forgot her birthday. The things I do for my sister.
I understood what you meant. I just honestly never had that problem... I went to a tiny elementary school and the girls and boys interacted pretty civilly, plus I had two sisters and my mom babysat a girl my age.
The infantile girls smell attitude goes back to when i was a little kid back to a different time of prepubescence where boys and girls were enemies. Back in the days of preschool and elementary grades where the boys picked on the girls and girls picked on the boys.I remember those days. But I never really liked picking on girls, so the girls were pretty okay with me. It comes from reading a lot of King Arthur and knight-related stuff, so in my nursery days I went round being a 'knight' protecting all the girls from 'bullies'
The infantile girls smell attitude goes back to when i was a little kid back to a different time of prepubescence where boys and girls were enemies. Back in the days of preschool and elementary grades where the boys picked on the girls and girls picked on the boys.I remember those days. But I never really liked picking on girls, so the girls were pretty okay with me. It comes from reading a lot of King Arthur and knight-related stuff, so in my nursery days I went round being a 'knight' protecting all the girls from 'bullies'