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Title: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Kosh on August 20, 2008, 09:55:02 am
http://www.realitysandwich.com/2012_goes_primetime

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Wife Swap, the show that involves two families switching mothers to see how others live, is looking for outgoing families who are “actively preparing for December 21st, 2012.” Participants spend part of the week observing how the host family lives; the guest mother then introduces rules and activities that are important to her family. With the various beliefs people have about 2012, preparation could mean anything from stocking the fallout shelter and learning to live without electricity to meditating together and growing food. It will be interesting to see how primetime reality TV approaches 2012 and what impressions the families leave on each other as they clash or cooperate.

And if for some reason you're interested in giving this a go, you can contact "Wife Swap" casting producer, Danielle, through her MySpace profile.

:wtf:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 20, 2008, 09:56:12 am
Thasnks for the offer but i aint married anymore :lol:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Topgun on August 20, 2008, 10:32:28 am
what happens 2012?
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Jeff Vader on August 20, 2008, 10:33:40 am
The End of the WorldTM?
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Topgun on August 20, 2008, 10:40:20 am
why? lhc?
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: lenard27 on August 20, 2008, 11:04:10 am
what happens 2012?
The Lucifer attacks Sol.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Kosh on August 20, 2008, 11:10:32 am
why? lhc?

Lots of doomsday prophecies are supposed to happen on that date.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: BloodEagle on August 20, 2008, 01:06:04 pm
The Ancient Mayan's calendar ends in December of 2012.

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Shows like that are the downfall of civilized society.... Stop laughing.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Snail on August 20, 2008, 01:13:00 pm
what happens 2012?
Same thing that's happening this year, just in some random place in the United Nations of Britain-Land.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Al Tarket on August 20, 2008, 01:27:04 pm
many people said that y2k bug will destroy civilized soceity and it didnt. i am not willing to face the already planned out future of 21st december 2012. what we need are some narn to go up the asteroid and shout at it to move :D or get the lucy in to vaporize it along with bin ladens terrorist HQ by just pure accident.

another soppy reality tv show for female 40 somethings, they should do something more worthwhile of course if it gets them famous then i cant imagine seeing the whole of the uk's married population who have offspring partake in such an adventure. hahaha good luck men!!
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: TrashMan on August 20, 2008, 01:27:52 pm
Shows like that are the downfall of civilized society.

Never has a truer thing been said. Indeed.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Maniax on August 21, 2008, 07:41:27 am
Don't forget Terrence Mckenna's theory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novelty_theory)!

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His predictions for this transcendent event were wide ranging and varied, depending on his audience, and different times he conjectured the following: the mass of humanity would, by means of some technology, become mentally conjoined in a great collective; the moment in which time travel became a reality; the birth of self-conscious artificial intelligence; a global UFO visitation; and occasionally he even expressed doubt whether anything at all would happen. However, McKenna claimed that there was no contradiction between these scenarios, as they might all happen simultaneously.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Hellstryker on August 21, 2008, 08:36:14 am
This is a bad article, but I happen to agree with this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_C._Hoagland Either his theory is correct, or nothing happens at all, which is, in all honesty, more likely

This, on the other hand, is a VERY good interview with him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEcfohz8xE He only mentions 2012 in the third part though, and altogether it's 3 hours long
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on August 21, 2008, 09:16:22 am
Same thing that's happening this year, just in some random place in the United Nations of Britain-Land.

Or may I suggest...

Quote from: Jeremy Clarkson
...The United States of Great England Land...

...maybe...

Quote from: The Grand High Witch
...Inkland!

...or even...

Quote from: Lord Hakkera
...Bretonia...

:drevil:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: karajorma on August 21, 2008, 09:51:06 am
The Ancient Mayan's calendar ends in December of 2012.

Like we're supposed to believe the prophecies of a civilisation which couldn't foresee it's own fate. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Snail on August 21, 2008, 10:10:19 am
Yeah, what was the deal with that?

Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Hellstryker on August 21, 2008, 10:57:05 am
Nostradamus supposedly predicted WW II, if that counts. Not that I actually believe it, since according to him the antichrist will come from the middle east  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Kosh on August 21, 2008, 11:37:26 am
Nostradamus supposedly predicted WW II, if that counts. Not that I actually believe it, since according to him the antichrist will come from the middle east  :rolleyes:

He also predicted the world would end in 1999, and it didn't.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: TrashMan on August 21, 2008, 11:43:57 am
Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.

Well....I can name you a million that didn't  :D
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: BloodEagle on August 21, 2008, 01:22:50 pm
Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.

Well....I can name you a million that didn't  :D

List them all, please.  ;7 :drevil: :ick: :lol:
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: TrashMan on August 21, 2008, 01:50:01 pm
There's a dozen predictions near the end of EVERY friggin year.

I wonder what those doomsday cults do when the deadline passes and the world is still there?

Cultist1: "Uuum....It's 00:56. Shouldn't we all be dead know? How long will we wait?"
Cultist2: "Maybe the prophecy was not GTM0?"
Cultist1: "no, no..I'm sure it was."
Cultist2: "Sooo... same time next year?"
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Hellstryker on August 21, 2008, 03:19:12 pm
So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:
But meh, they probably just shrug it off or cheer yay
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Scuddie on August 21, 2008, 05:28:42 pm
It has **** all to do with the Mican and Mayan calendar age ending at that date (which is actually quite an important one in astronomy), it's the people who are giving it significance that are the cultists.  I think TrashMan is very aware of this.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: karajorma on August 21, 2008, 05:42:33 pm
So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:

The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date. The stuff about it ending then is New Age crap from idiots who simply thought that was a cool sounding date to attach themselves to.

So yes cult is a good term for them. As for what they do on that day. If I had my way it would be coming round to my new mansion to ask for their money back only to get the crap kicked out of them by security guards.

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[21:28] Karajorma: Personally I plan to make them sign contracts to give me all their money on January 1st 2013
[21:28] Karajorma: If they really believe the world will end why would they care?
[21:28] Karajorma: :D
[21:28] Karajorma: I'll give them a fiver now for it
[21:29] Karajorma: Call it a long term investment
[21:29] Karajorma: I'm investing in human stupidity
[21:29] Karajorma: it's a growth market

Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 21, 2008, 05:46:33 pm
Definitely a growth market. ;)
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Dark RevenantX on August 21, 2008, 05:54:28 pm
The world already ended.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Scuddie on August 21, 2008, 06:47:33 pm
HOLY CRAP AM I DEAD?
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Snail on August 23, 2008, 01:20:25 am
The world already ended.
:(
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Al Tarket on August 23, 2008, 02:19:28 am
So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:
The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date.

I not sure about what you said, have you ever met a mayan from a long time ago and asked him or her about this calender? so unless that is true, how would you know :P. additionally as i recalled mayans sacrificed many to their "gods" to keep the rain away or keep everyone in perfect health. so its not a too distant bet that its possible they believed this prophecy.

I don't believe in self for-filling prophecies about an impending doom in 2012.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on August 23, 2008, 02:47:09 am
I don't believe in self for-filling prophecies about an impending doom in 2012.

...or Doom 4, maybe. :p
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: TrashMan on August 23, 2008, 07:39:15 am
The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date. The stuff about it ending then is New Age crap from idiots who simply thought that was a cool sounding date to attach themselves to.

So yes cult is a good term for them. As for what they do on that day. If I had my way it would be coming round to my new mansion to ask for their money back only to get the crap kicked out of them by security guards.

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[21:28] Karajorma: Personally I plan to make them sign contracts to give me all their money on January 1st 2013
[21:28] Karajorma: If they really believe the world will end why would they care?
[21:28] Karajorma: :D
[21:28] Karajorma: I'll give them a fiver now for it
[21:29] Karajorma: Call it a long term investment
[21:29] Karajorma: I'm investing in human stupidity
[21:29] Karajorma: it's a growth market


Hehe....brilliant!

That's one of the few scams on this planet that I might actually support.
It's not like there's a shortage of self-proclamed gurus with their doomsday sects.
Title: Re: Wife Swap 2012
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on August 23, 2008, 10:02:04 pm
Welcome to Nihilism. :D