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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Excalibur on August 21, 2008, 07:02:25 pm
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Things to do at school: ;7
- Turn your desk/chair to face the back of the room.
- Wear a lab coat to a chemistry exam.
- Do a projectile motion experiment with any nearby object in a physics exam.
- Be smart and use complex numbers in the calculus section.
- Write “question booklet” on your answer booklet in your reading time, then start the exam early. When told off, explain that you were writing in the question booklet. (You are allowed to make notes in the question booklet in some exams as long as it doesn’t have defined areas for answers underneath).
- Spill water on all the desks before the exam.
- Super glue a sheet with all the formulas and examples onto all the desks.
- Super glue sheets with information on the bottom of all the desks except yours and then scream “CHEAT!” during the exam. Insist that the supervisors look under the desks.
- Hide in the cupboard during an exam that you aren’t required to do. Make tapping noises, and hold the door shut so the supervisors can’t open it.
- If your school has buildings on stilts, crawl under them and thump the floor.
- If there are computers with speakers in the room, create a really long wave file that plays a tone, very slowly increasing in volume from zero.
- Leave a really strong smelling thing behind the cupboards, either a stink bomb or strong deodorant.
- Keep some butanoic acid from a chemistry experiment and spill some on the floor before the exam.
- Mix all your waste products from a chemistry practical together to make weird chemicals.
- Fill the sink with water and tip all the sodium into it.
- Heat the metal mesh on a tripod stand to red hot with the Bunsen burner.
- Hook up an 0.7mm mechanical pencil lead (around 1-2cm length) to the 12V variable power supply and turn it up to 6V to make an in air light bulb!
- Hook up a full length 0.5mm mechanical pencil lead to the 12V variable power supply and turn it up until it explodes into smithereens. (The lead, that is).
- Annoy everyone by playing 17 500Hz tones with the oscillator during a physics practical.
- Start a paper plane war in your religious studies class.
- Blow into a plastic recorder as hard as you can during your music class.
- Leave all the amps turned right up and off so when someone uses the electric guitar, the whole school knows.
- Leave all audio devices at school turned right up and off.
- During school yard kick to kick Australian Rules footy, boot the ball up as high as you can and see if it lands on anyone’s head.
- During school yard kick to kick Australian Rules footy, kick the ball hard and low all the time.
- Kick the ball as far as you can so people always have to go and get it.
- Tackle whoever gets the ball, even if they take a mark.
- Hog the footy for as long as you can.
- Grab the footy and run away.
- Kick the ball onto the roof.
- Kick the ball at a teacher.
- Play footy in the classroom.
- Turn up the keyboard accompanying beats.
- Play hot cross buns in all keys loud on the piano.
- Hide a loud portable music player in your locker and leave it turned up with really annoying songs playing.
- Put tiny scrunched up bits of paper in the laser part of the optical mice at school.
- Disconnect cables on things but leave them just hanging in the socket so they look like they’re still connected.
- Change the colours on the monitors until they are green, red, blue, yellow, too dark, too bright and then change the geometry to upside down, really small, too big, pincushion, etc.
- Change the GPU setting to display 16 colours.
- Change the resolution to 320 by 240 pixels.
- Change the resolution to the largest possible.
- Copy a file until it fills up the hard drive on a computer.
- Open up heaps of windows before someone gets on your computer.
- Turn the monitor around to face the wall.
- Turn the monitor upside down.
- Turn the computer upside down.
- Tangle up all the cords.
- Copy heaps of games onto all the computers.
- If your school has designated computer games sessions, go to them and do work.
- Go to a computer games session and play solitaire.
- Leave unreadable floppy disks in the drives so they make really annoying sounds.
- Unhook the little rubber band that connects the two pullies together to open the CD drives.
- Padlock a mouse to the CD-ROM tray.
- Always leave Caps Lock on.
- Take away the button so it can’t be turned off.
- Remove the Enter buttons.
- Remove the Backspace button.
- Configure the mouse so that its motion is unusable and the buttons are switched.
- Fill the desktop with over 100 items so that they can’t fit on the screen. If the person deletes the visible ones, they will get a surprise next time they log on!
- If the class has under-desk drawers, mix them all up.
- Swap the places of everyone’s bags.
- When playing cricket, always throw the bat when taking a swing.
- Bowl full tosses for every ball.
- Bowl a lot of wides.
- Be a “chucker”.
- Baseball pitch instead of bowling.
- Kick the ball back to the bowler when fielding.
- Always throw the ball hard at the wickets.
- Overthrow as far as you can.
- Always lob the ball over the wicket keeper.
- Defend the ball back to the bowler for as long as possible.
- Try and hit six on every delivery.
- Always play the sweep shot.
- Use the bat the wrong way around.
- Write funky things on the toilet walls.
- Poke people randomly.
- Make out that you are a quadruple black belt in karate.
- Think you’re so cool because you can do skids on the grass.
- Tell everyone you talk to each day that they think they’re so cool somewhere in conversion.
- Randomly put in a conversation “you’re a (insert word of your choice)”.
- Hand in all tasks within one day of receiving them, fully finished.
- Never hand in any tasks, leave them lying around for the teacher to find.
- Keyboards with hot keys for email, search, internet, etc. are useful for annoying people by pressing them heaps when they are doing work.
- Wear ridiculous clothes to class.
- Never pack up your experiments.
- Take out all the mouse balls and leave them on the teacher’s desk.
- Call everyone an eejit until they find out what it means.
- Bring a plastic gun to school.
- Bring a plastic sword to school.
- Dress up in a play suit of armour, etc. and pretend that you are on a mission from God.
- Make a bazooka out of a large cardboard tube.
- Flick tightly folded pieces of paper at people with strong rubber bands.
- Tape two rulers (wooden) together in a cross and chuck them around the school yard.
- Bring a 5” floppy disk to school and try and put it in the CD-ROM drive.
- Attack everyone with a cardboard sword or bat.
- Using a thick piece of card, make a dart and put a notch in the front so you can use a rubber band to propel it.
- Play cricket with the bat tennis bats.
- Invent new games.
- Play “brandy” with a medicine ball.
- Play “kick ball” with a footy.
- Do the hammer throw with a mouse.
- Play bowls with the shot puts and discus’.
- Do the hammer throw with a hammer.
- Practice your swimming in the sand pit.
- Throw sand at everyone. Put it down their shirts.
- Wet everyone with your drink bottle.
- Attack things with sticks.
- Have an acorn war.
- Throw spiky green conkers at everyone.
- Climb up trees.
- Hide somewhere and make weird noises.
- Have a camp fire in the sand pit.
- Try and make a swimming pool.
- Dig down as far as you can in the sand pit, through the black plastic into the dirt.
- If you ever get the chance to use a spear thrower and spear, throw the spear thrower further than the spear. You may find that this is quite easy.
- Attempt to throw the spear thrower thrower.
- Always start “I know you know I know that you don’t know that I know that you don’t know I know that you don’t know what I’m talking about”, or “I know you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that you think that you are so awesome”.
- Think that you are so awesome.
Yours?
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Go drinking, pass out, wake up at 2 in the afternoon, realize that you're 4 hours late from the exam, go get some hangover pizza/kebab/chinese/whatever, promise to never drink again. Rince and repeat.
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Get high, have sex, fall asleep in class (when you go)
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Fill the sink with water and tip all the sodium into it.
Unless you are intent on blowing a hole through the floor and into the basement, I would not suggest that. I'm not kidding, either.
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Put a bunch of spaces and one random letter on the computers' log-in screen under "name". Then move the cursor all the way back to the beginning so that everything looks normal.
Sit back, relax, and watch people fail to log-in. :drevil:
Not that this will fool anyone with even a cursory knowledge of computers.
Alternately: invert the colors on the computer.
I did this once, to a really annoying kid who wouldn't leave me alone and thought that he was the "ultimate computer genius". It's a rather obscure key combo, and I reached over, pressed the keys really fast, and silently laughed as he tried and failed for the rest of the class to undo it.
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Write a batch script using the NET SEND command and a wildcard to send fake system messages to everyone on the network. Bonus points if you drop it in the Startup folder of someone else's user account.
(Not that I ever did that.)
EDIT: @Dark Hunter: Googled that key combo and couldn't find it. What is it?
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EDIT: @Dark Hunter: Googled that key combo and couldn't find it. What is it?
I'm going to guess that he used Macs at school, for which the key combination is control + option + command + 8.
/me inverts his screen several times
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Indeed it was on a Mac. :nod:
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We always used to invert people's screens when they weren't looking on PCs, does that count?
Also, take an exam with a horrible hangover and still do better than everyone else. That may or may not have been my AP Government exam.
Unleash a whole bunch of farm animals in the school, including two pigs, a dozen garter snakes, and four chickens.
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Go drinking, pass out, wake up at 2 in the afternoon, realize that you're 4 hours late from the exam, go get some hangover pizza/kebab/chinese/whatever, promise to never drink again. Rince and repeat.
****in Ey!! :D
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- Poke people randomly.
never gets old :P
Hm... Laugh at the teachers who are trying (and failing) to operate a computer.
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At 8, I had some VERY, VERY, VERY basic knowledege of Basic from my brother who was (and is) in computer sciences.
Some time before, he had played me an evil prank by bringing a "new game" called Destroyer
The code, if I remember well (because I forget my basic knowledge of Basic) was something like this (I translate from French to English)
100 PRINT : This program will erase all your datas. Do you cnnfirm (y/n) ?
200 PROMPT
300 PRINT : Initiation of the formating
400 PRINT : 1% of the files erased
Some recursive until :
2000 PRINT : 100% of the files erased
2100 PRINT : Formating finished
2200 PRINT : C:/>
2300 PROMPT
2400 PRINT : Name or file unknown. Please try again
2500 GOTO 2200
Note that the lines were VERY similar to what you can read when you use DOS.
Well, I panicked that time when my bro tricked me. But after I understood I decided to program this thing in computer science. Which I did (except for the recursive, I didn't know how to do so I did it by hand from 1% to 100% with copy/paste and changing the number.
Then I launched the program, and called the teacher :
"Monsieur, there is something strange on my computer"
"Press N"
"Ok"
" ?? What happened ? Did you press No"
"Yes, I did".
Then, at about 8%, he rushed to shut down the computer. Then he started the computer again saying "Oh my God... oh my God". He then checked the files and saw nothing wrong. I had to explain what happened just after, when he started to tell me I prolly went somewhere I was NOT supposed to go and that when you go there bad things happen. Telling him what happened proved to be a BAD idea, since 10 minuts after I faced the Director of the school (who liked me anyway, though).
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That's why you get a gullible friend to run the program.
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i hack into the school and change the entire schools screensavers and desktops on weekly basis.
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i hack into the school and change the entire schools screensavers and desktops on weekly basis.
It gets boring after while.
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i hack into the school and change the entire schools screensavers and desktops on weekly basis.
It gets boring after while.
For extra kicks, a goatse background is bound to cause funny reactions.
*cough* ... or so I've been told. :nervous:
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place a well hidden micro camera in the corner directed at the answer pages, after exam before yours take the camera down and play footage :P.
place a plain white sheet of paper up on a wall, everywhere confusing everyone.
bring in a metal bucket and attach a tape player, put it on full blast and set it up so when someone trips up on the wire a huge noise goes off scaring everyone. (done this, its very funny. no one found out it was me :lol:)
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For those of us who are a bit older...and I've done all but one of these. Which one I'm not saying.
- leave awkward-looking stains on as much dorm furniture, sheets, and carpeting as possible (smell a bonus)
- get as many people as possible to complain about how loud your girlfriend is, particularly when you are not actually in the room but two rooms down (phone or computer comes in handy)
- move roommate's keys a half-inch to the left every time he's not present, or any other object of significant value
- play loud music that makes very little sense to anyone else, such as classical or country
- complain that your female roommate ruined your chair while talking to her boyfriend on the phone
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Fill the sink with water and tip all the sodium into it.
Unless you are intent on blowing a hole through the floor and into the basement, I would not suggest that. I'm not kidding, either.
Not to mention likely showering yourself with concentrated sodium hydroxide (caustic soda) solution.
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arrive ten minutes before class , place van der graff generator on teachers desk fully charge it and unplug it
leave class room
arrive late
pray your physics teacher touched it.....
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Shortly after lunch hour begins, play an air raid sound over the campus loudspeakers.
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For extra kicks, a goatse background is bound to cause funny reactions.
:wtf: What's so funny about a goat?
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For extra kicks, a goatse background is bound to cause funny reactions.
:wtf: What's so funny about a goat?
:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.
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Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.
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i hack into the school and change the entire schools screensavers and desktops on weekly basis.
How did you pull that one off? (And not get caught?)
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:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.
Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.
Although I haven't seen it, I know what it is, and it freaks me out just thinking about it.
You most certainly DON'T want to Google it!
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:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.
Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.
Although I haven't seen it, I know what it is, and it freaks me out just thinking about it.
You most certainly DON'T want to Google it!
Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.
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I remember when my friend sent me the tubgirl link, disguised as a link to a myspace profile... and I fell for it.
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Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.
For the love of God, no...
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i assume this is an insane conversation? because my english is failing me at this point of the thread.
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If you don't understand the references, you don't need to know as they are cdecrepid flth.
Google the strange words if you can get away with it.
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i might have to as i dont have a clue what you are saying :nervous:.
the results come up with nothing.
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Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.
http://www.xkcd.com/467/
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- complain that your female roommate ruined your chair while talking to her boyfriend on the phone
I will use this one this semester.
...wait, I'm not gonna have a female roommate. :(
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Study hard and get good grades.
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Fill the sink with water and tip all the sodium into it.
Unless you are intent on blowing a hole through the floor and into the basement, I would not suggest that. I'm not kidding, either.
I know this has actually happened at my home town. It wasn't a sink, but a toilet. Cracked the toilet seat in half. Was probably hilarious until the guilty party was sent to principal's office... Then some idiots stole a big piece Magnesium string with similarly disastrous results.
In most places this doesn't apply anymore, but the blackboard and charcoal were almost always a killer combination, if you didn't cause that streak noise, then at least you got a huge electric shock to fingers holding the charcoal.
I recall some guys working with a tractor constructed in 1950s. The teacher promised they would get the highest grade if they got it up and running. Surprisingly, they did and went to have a coffee in a local service station with it. It is a bit of a wonder also, that machine hadn't machined for 25 years...
Light coke and Mentos freshmakers cause an interesting reaction, or so I have heard.
Some of the guys at college bought some red candy color and mixed it with alcohol and coffee before Physics class and poured it on their coffee cups. At the end of the class we started to really have a debate, or almost an argument!
Getting lost while orienteering in the local swamp(&forest) was a big hit also. Some of the guys walked almost 10 kms in wrong direction.
But I don't see the point of doing any of this intentionally to hinder others schooling. If you do, don't be surprised if they own your soul in later life and have no remorse. Also, I realised how computer literate people currently are (You nerds!). We were mostly installing Leisure Suit Larry's and similar kind of stuff on school's computers...
And Lobo, that's student's life! My little brother did even better, he had a similar kind of night (partying till 6), thought that the exam starts at 8 so no use going to sleep, he went directly to exam, still drunken. I recall he said he started to have a hangover in the last hour of the exam time. Still pretty much better than anyone else on that class... And didn't he say sometime ago he had this Vodka bottle with him in the exam room (filled with water of course)?
I also recall one of my friends was an assitent in a certain place in the University, he also had a good night going on, and decided to walk back home (6 kms). But he only turned 180 degrees to a wrong direction, and after walking for 10 kms realised that he got the sign of the next village in front of him. So, he called a taxi, and went directly to home, but since it was already something like 7.30, and he was teaching at 8.00, he continued further with the taxi, to the University, and proceeded to teach there. He was only slightly sleepy during the lessons (Calculate it yourselves, I'm off to sleep!).
There are some funny stories about the burglar alarm and people getting so drunk that they shut down and start sleeping. But that's another story.
Mika
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Then there is lots of fun stuff that one can achieve with liquid nitrogen. Like eating nitrogen freezed candies and buns. And there isn't a better dust remover than that. Then some people have done some crazier and more stupid stuff with that, but you should find it by yourselves, because I ain't tellin' nuffin'. Besides you should need some kind of security clearance to handle that stuff.
Mika
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Some people think that others would do some of the really dangerous stuff - obviously if it's that dangerous, you wouldn't do it unless you were really stupid, it's only for laughs... :nervous:
Such as tipping a large amount of sodium in the sink...
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use an anonymous terminal to hack into the local security policy and screw around to taste...
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Let out a small but extremely rank of a fart, and then leave to get some water or something.
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Learn something that will contribute to your future success while at the same time scoring with the fit blonde one from 10C
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Have sex in class while trying to go unnoticed.
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use an anonymous terminal to hack into the local security policy and screw around to taste...
How? We've had Novell for as long as I can remember.
Put up posters advertising used condoms, etc, for low prices.
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we use windows in "security" mode ;7
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:wtf:? Safe mode?
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:lol: safe mode.
i once managed to crack the school adimins computer, conveniently the password was 'administator'... :doubt:. i looked around and discovered some interesting things, however i only had about 5 minutes before i had to logout before i was to be checked up on.
one of the things i read was at the time the school was in some debt and looking for a new headteacher with some backing from outside source
the other things i read was the teachers notes, most of it was boring however i read some of the teachers where thinking about striking because of a low pay, cooinciding with the first thing i read.
and one for amusement, i did manage to open a supposed secure folder and saw some records on my scores, profiles and my predicted future. when i read it i was laughing quiet a bit to the point of tears, they expected me to become the next bill gates (to become a highly successful geek), the nerve they had.
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and one for amusement, i did manage to open a supposed secure folder and saw some records on my scores, profiles and my predicted future. when i read it i was laughing quiet a bit to the point of tears, they expected me to become the next bill gates (to become a highly successful geek), the nerve they had.
:lol::yes:
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Have mobile ring tones play randomly from something other than a phone in class.
Some passwords for things I have discovered to be "1234" only to fill in the minimum character limit.
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Put up posters advertising used condoms, etc, for low prices.
In elementary school.
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Write this on walls:
( . )( . )
These are boobies. They have already taken over the world. There is no need to copy them into your signature.
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I already left bunny at my last two jobs. (Toilet walls)
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and one for amusement, i did manage to open a supposed secure folder and saw some records on my scores, profiles and my predicted future. when i read it i was laughing quiet a bit to the point of tears...
I'm surprised they thought you had a future at all.
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well thats their view, so be it.