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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: iamzack on May 21, 2009, 09:36:38 pm
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More specifically, I am referring to this girl:
Before:
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/katrina_darrell.jpg)
After:
(http://xe2.xanga.com/416f232064c33243739542/z193121773.jpg)
This is mostly regardless of the girl herself.
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so... they are fake?? I can't tell from this far you know :drevil:
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I don't like boobs
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I refuse to answer, on the basis of the question relating to American Idol.
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Real boobs, however small, will always be better than fake.
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She looks totally different in both pictures. It's tough to tell anything based on those two pictures.
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Plastic titties when done right look great. Feel weird, however.
Undecided.
Upon further reflection of the actual question: any boobs will always trump tiny or no-boobs.
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Yeah, you're not going to get a definitive answer here. Some guys don't really care about size (myself) while others do like KT here. Just like some prefer different hair colors.
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I can't see the second picture.
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The problem with fake ones is that they mostly look like someone cut a grapefruit in half. I suppose they can be done well, but for the most part they're pretty obvious.
Also, small (proportionate!) boobs can be really hot.
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Not to mention that implants can be dangerous for the woman. They could burst and she may not be able to breast feed. Maybe some hormone therapy can change the size if estrogen is added or subtracted, just like more testosterone can make a woman grow facial hair and less for a man might make him have smaller muscles. But in the end, the person themselves should matter most and beauty is only skin deep and doesn't last anyways since I will get old. Plus, it is impossible to look good for everyone since everyone has different preferences.
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The problem with fake ones is that they mostly look like someone cut a grapefruit in half. I suppose they can be done well, but for the most part they're pretty obvious.
This. They look like they're drawn/sculpted on half the time. Or else they're so obscenely large that they wobble about like two sacs of...well...fluid. :p
Also, small (proportionate!) boobs can be really hot.
Also this. In general, at least in the visual sense (as I have no knowledge of the tactical sense), I prefer the somewhat smaller end of the scale. Huge breasts aren't incredibly appealing to me unless they're in proportion with the rest of her build, which often fails to be the case.
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I asked this in chat but I didn't get any bites.
When did American Idol start a bikini part? That doesn't even make sense. What does that have to do with their singing?
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Huge breasts aren't incredibly appealing to me unless they're in proportion with the rest of her build, which often fails to be the case.
As long as they are not flabby when big, then I don't mind at all, but I won't get into details of my preferred shape and size of each part of a girl's breasts.
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My opinion depend on whether the woman is wearing clothes, naked or available for touching. :p
With the right clothes on even a bad boob job can look like a good push-up bra.
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Using artificial means to make yourself prettier ruins your natural prettyness and possibly your reputation towards people who actually did like you because of your personality.
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Why? Pretty much everyone uses artificial methods. Even if we're only talking about a haircut.
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Using artificial means to make yourself prettier ruins your natural prettyness and possibly your reputation towards people who actually did like you because of your personality.
Yeah, for example, if I had an oriental woman with a pretty flat nose, which is just the cutest kind of nose IMO, and she destroyed her face by getting surgery to make her nose not flat anymore and look big, I would feel like leaving her because she destroyed her natural beauty on purpose and wouldn't put my feelings into consideration or have enough self respect to keep her natural beauty as is. Caring about your looks is one thing, but going that far is just ridiculous. If I moved to VN or Japan, for example, I would keep my natural look and never flatten my nose. I also would never get tattoos or pearcings for a couple reasons. But hair cutting or dying natural colors is no big deal, one reason being because it is reversable and also because it doesn't appear out of the ordinary, in most cases. Just my thoughts. I guess telling the woman you love that she is beautiful often is the best way for her to keep enough confidence to not even think about changing her natural beauty.
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If they get boob jobs for themselves it's one thing, if they do it because of how people think of them it's quite another.
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Not to mention that implants can be dangerous for the woman. They could burst and she may not be able to breast feed. Maybe some hormone therapy can change the size if estrogen is added or subtracted, just like more testosterone can make a woman grow facial hair and less for a man might make him have smaller muscles. But in the end, the person themselves should matter most and beauty is only skin deep and doesn't last anyways since I will get old. Plus, it is impossible to look good for everyone since everyone has different preferences.
you're missing one important thing here; TITTIES.
Using artificial means to make yourself prettier ruins your natural prettyness and possibly your reputation towards people who actually did like you because of your personality.
Again, TITTIES.
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The problem with fake ones is that they mostly look like someone cut a grapefruit in half. I suppose they can be done well, but for the most part they're pretty obvious.
This. They look like they're drawn/sculpted on half the time. Or else they're so obscenely large that they wobble about like two sacs of...well...fluid. :p
Also, small (proportionate!) boobs can be really hot.
Also this. In general, at least in the visual sense (as I have no knowledge of the tactical sense), I prefer the somewhat smaller end of the scale. Huge breasts aren't incredibly appealing to me unless they're in proportion with the rest of her build, which often fails to be the case.
What he said. Except when done decently boob jobs can look pretty good. However no boobs just doesn't hit the "Feminine" button for me. Anything that makes breasts look natural and proportionate I'm all for. Extremes of either end of the scale don't do it.
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If they get boob jobs for themselves it's one thing, if they do it because of how people think of them it's quite another.
No one gets a breast enlargement for themselves. Reduction possibly but there's no reason to make your breasts bigger that doesn't have to do with trying to make yourself more attractive to other people.
The question is whether or not the desire to look more attractive is a healthy one or not.
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It's healthy to the point where you're causing yourself more harm than good (good being physical attraction, something only adolescent males are able to rate in a scale from 1-10) :P
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Thought long about this one, but if the alternative real is NO boobs, maybe fake boobs are better.
Maybe.
But fake vs small, small wil always win :>
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Zack, I know you're trying to screw it with the bad picture quality. :P
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Well, the chick looked hot in both
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Well, the chick looked hot in both
Yes, but the boobs picture was of really bad quality, and the first thing I noticed about it was how dead her hair looked.
...I suppose that has some kind of meaning.
I actually find I generally don't care or even particularly notice, right up until the point where someone is nude and in motion; not slow motion either, but somewhat quick. Because that's the point at which it becomes painfully obvious in terms of movement or lack thereof.
In other words, invent implants that will bounce as if natural and we can put this whole thing behind us.
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Using artificial means to make yourself prettier ruins your natural prettyness and possibly your reputation towards people who actually did like you because of your personality.
Again, TITTIES.
I don't give a damn. I give a damn about the personality of the woman they belong to.
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No boobs because I like to pretend that they're boys, so that way I get to have homosexual sex that is totally heterosexual and normal.
Oh wait, that's not me, that's Tom Cruise.
Still, no tits is better than plastic tits. **** that ****.
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Oh I dunno, nothing beats a natural handhold for those awkward situations.
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Still, no tits is better than plastic tits. **** that ****.
Blackdove fails at titwanks 101.
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Most definetely.
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Face and overall impression >> tits.
It's just one part (well, technically two... but you get my point) of a woman's body. Besides, apart from the initial attention-hook, looks aren't that important either way to be honest. There are a lot of people who would be considered beautiful by most people, but who are rather unattractive regardless of their looks.
Oh and I voted "no tits" simply because of my estimation of the average personality of people who go and get a boob enlargement operation. Which is not to say that there couldn't be perfectly pleasant people with boob jobs, but I just really don't understand what's the point in using a lot of money on fixing something that isn't broken, just based on some normalized appearance standards (and, as it happens, actually breaks the functionality in many cases - boob jobs have a somewhat significant risk of damaging nursing capability as far as I know).
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Shoulders forward in first picture, shoulders back in second picture... You'd be surprised at the difference it makes.
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I totally didn't notice that. Posture's also a big one for me, and intelligence. I see many alright looking women, but man, the unintelligence of some of these chicks drives me insane. It's the primary reason I can never fully attach myself to most of the decent looking women I meet.
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It never ceases to amaze me, the kinds of (random) topics that garner serious discussion on this forum. :lol:
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No boobs because I like to pretend that they're boys, so that way I get to have homosexual sex that is totally heterosexual and normal.
See: Keira Knightley. :drevil:
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For the record, I don't watch American Idol, and I don't know who this girl is. I just found the pictures side-by-side and grabbed them. :P
Zack, I know you're trying to screw it with the bad picture quality. :P
:P Heh, I don't have any stake in this discussion. My boobs are super awesome.
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Shoulders forward in first picture, shoulders back in second picture... You'd be surprised at the difference it makes.
:nervous:yeah, i think i am going to agree with this statement, probably the safest one for those of us seeing relatively-small chested women...and not complaining :nervous:
so i will use the non-existent poll option: can;t really decide
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Still, no tits is better than plastic tits. **** that ****.
Blackdove fails at titwanks 101.
Yeah, nothing better than sticking your guy in between two soggy semi-hard, semi-soft, all obnoxiously unnatural plastic bags.
If I found myself in that situation, boy would I hate myself, and I already hate myself quite a bit right now.
It never ceases to amaze me, the kinds of (random) topics that garner serious discussion on this forum. :lol:
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No boobs because I like to pretend that they're boys, so that way I get to have homosexual sex that is totally heterosexual and normal.
See: Keira Knightley. :drevil:
Oh yeah, I forgot about her.
Definitely. I think I told an0n that his obsession with her was the fact he was homosexual.
But then we all know he's gay, so that wasn't a big revelation.
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You miss the point. A woman with no tits has no **** to ****.
I was pointing out the humour in the way you'd chosen to phrase your comment. Nothing more.
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PG-13, Kara. :p
I think I'm supposed to say that.
Now let me try to get pics out of Rian.
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You miss the point. A woman with no tits has no **** to ****.
I was pointing out the humour in the way you'd chosen to phrase your comment. Nothing more.
No, I got it and addressed it. No **** to **** > Plastic **** to ****.
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You miss the point. A woman with no tits has no **** to ****.
I was pointing out the humour in the way you'd chosen to phrase your comment. Nothing more.
and we all know a bro's true feelings toward breast augmentation:
*Bigger=better
this is a fictional document.
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PG-13, Kara. :p
I think I'm supposed to say that.
Now let me try to get pics out of Rian.
We've already seen pics of her...
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PG-13, Kara. :p
I think I'm supposed to say that.
Now let me try to get pics out of Rian.
We've already seen pics of her...
Speak for yourself.
Using artificial means to make yourself prettier ruins your natural prettyness and possibly your reputation towards people who actually did like you because of your personality.
Again, TITTIES.
I don't give a damn. I give a damn about the personality of the woman they belong to.
That's cute. I lol'd.
Just curious, how many of you little nooblets actually know a woman IRL with implants? women? I won't criticize anyone for their preferences yet, right now I'm just interested in numbers. Don't lie!
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PG-13, Kara. :p
I think I'm supposed to say that.
Now let me try to get pics out of Rian.
We've already seen pics of her...
ORLY
*Bigger=better
this is a fictional document.
Not in my life :D
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Just curious, how many of you little nooblets actually know a woman IRL with implants? women? I won't criticize anyone for their preferences yet, right now I'm just interested in numbers. Don't lie!
Three or so that I can be certain of. Vaguely suspicious of another.
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To be honest, not one of my female friends/coworkers/acquaintances has implants to my knowledge. And that's just fine by me.
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I'm surprised no one in hear has mentioned the issue of aging.
I mean on both sides of the gender wall... it's all gonna sag and go south eventually.
watermelons... or no breasts... I prefer all natural myself.
Main thing is that we can sit together under a starry sky.
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^^^ That. I prefer natural and an actual person under them.
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I know of a few girls with implants...
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As long as they look natural it's not that big a deal. Getting implants to look natural is something I don't have an issue with.
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What?
Are you people actually saying you can't flat out tell fakes from the reals?
Seriously. What kind of men are you?
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Sometimes it's really obvious because they look like someone's shoved a couple of balloons in there, other times you don't find out until until you try to use a bosom for a pillow and bounce.
I'm not sure which is worse.
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I dunno... I've seen some pretty good ones around here.
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Around here?
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Meaning Perth, Australia. No, not HERE here.
EDIT: The hotties thread was okay though :P
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I was unsure what "here" you meant
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Yeahs, understandably
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I wonder... how would it feel for a woman to "use" fake tits.. and I don't mean like using them to get favours, I mean using them like in sex... it's an implant so would it fell the same as if they were fake?? I don't think so but well..
any woman with breast augmentation around to clear this up?
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You miss the point. A woman with no tits has no **** to ****.
Since when is paizuri the be-all and end-all of sex? :p
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I was also pretty sure women had other sexual organs. Although I could be making this up.
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I can tell she has bigger boobs in the second pic, but there are a lot of other differences, for some reason her face looks better in the second pic and that was actually the first thing I picked up on, half a second before I noticed 'oh, boob job, that's what this is about'.
but in the first pic, she has a longer looking diamond shaped head, with rattier looking hair done in a weird hair style that looks almost like a mullet.
if I put my hand over the head, between just the bodies, yeah, I guess the lower one is a bit more appealing, but I did have to think about it for a sec.
breast size is not some direct simple measure of beauty. when I try to explain this to girls, the best I can do is big breasts vs little breast are like two different flavors, some times you want chocolate sometimes you want something fruity, it just depends what your preferences are and what you are in the mood for.
honestly my criteria for judgment goes waist size -> face -> breast. and (like I said already) bigger is not better, some girls look better with smaller breasts.
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Women need to realise that men care less about size than we care about availability. :p
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Oh I think they know that
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I can tell she has bigger boobs in the second pic, but there are a lot of other differences, for some reason her face looks better in the second pic and that was actually the first thing I picked up on, half a second before I noticed 'oh, boob job, that's what this is about'.
but in the first pic, she has a longer looking diamond shaped head, with rattier looking hair done in a weird hair style that looks almost like a mullet.
if I put my hand over the head, between just the bodies, yeah, I guess the lower one is a bit more appealing, but I did have to think about it for a sec.
breast size is not some direct simple measure of beauty. when I try to explain this to girls, the best I can do is big breasts vs little breast are like two different flavors, some times you want chocolate sometimes you want something fruity, it just depends what your preferences are and what you are in the mood for.
honestly my criteria for judgment goes waist size -> face -> breast. and (like I said already) bigger is not better, some girls look better with smaller breasts.
Personally I liked her body/face/hair in the first pic, it's a popular hairstyle over here with chicks in their teens upwards to late twenties. The visible tan and the body did it for me in the first one, regardless of her boobs.
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Women need to realise that men care less about size than we care about availability. :p
It's not about what men want though.
Tit size for women is penis size for men.
It can always be bigger, and bigger is technically better, sexual organ wise (more options).
And women simply have a way to enlarge them. Just that it depends on whether you like that or not as a man (I'm pretty sure in 100 out of 100 cases women would want a bigger dick tho, regardless however, if it was stuffed with cardboard after some operation, maybe they'd have second thoughts as well).
It's really the same question for women. Would you want a man with a bigger dick made of cardboard, or would you want a slightly smaller (still adequate for its job tho, we're not talking 6" and below, that just won't do the job right) and fully meaty warm and natural?
The thing is tho, tits are a secondary sexual organ while the penis is the primary, so there's that discrepancy of the job it serves, but still, plastic tits or cardboard penis.
**** be revolting to me anyway. It also identifies big problems in the psyche of the person. I know I could never be with someone with plastic bags.
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Women need to realise that men care less about size than we care about availability. :p
'Hey, hey! Calm down, girls! I can take car of ALL of you. Just form a line outside the door... there you go. OK, miss, I guess you're first.' :P
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It can always be bigger, and bigger is technically better, sexual organ wise (more options).
And women simply have a way to enlarge them. Just that it depends on whether you like that or not as a man (I'm pretty sure in 100 out of 100 cases women would want a bigger dick tho, regardless however, if it was stuffed with cardboard after some operation, maybe they'd have second thoughts as well).
It's really the same question for women. Would you want a man with a bigger dick made of cardboard, or would you want a slightly smaller (still adequate for its job tho, we're not talking 6" and below, that just won't do the job right) and fully meaty warm and natural?
There is in fact such a thing as too large, and I've heard this repeated by many many women. Too large = painful, awkward. At some point it's not all going to fit in there anyway, so why bother?
Also, I would probably be even more grossed out by a fake penis than by fake boobs.
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/me has voted.
No boobs. Most of my female friends have small bust sizes, but I still find them attractive.
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She looks much better in the first picture. All of that cosmetic surgury and implants and stuff make you look "technically" more attrative (bigger, better, whatever etc.) but I think its pretty much impossible to completely cover up what was there before. When you look at someone you're subconsciously sizing up their genetics. Their proportions, shape, hair colour, eye colour, angles, lines, etc. These all indicate genetics and genetic history. Start seriously messing around and it just starts to look a little off...at least to me.
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Yeah, that's why I hate seeing horrendously large tit jobs. I agree she does look better in the first picture, but that is also helped by the picture quality.
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I'm more of a legs guy.
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Yeah, well, good body in general.
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ass is so much better
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The blush she added makes her look worse...and she isn't as tan.
Wonder if she has tanlines.
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Big boobs turn me off ... unless if it involves lots of tentacles.
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I think that this thread has gone as far as it's actually going to go. Any more discussion (*cough*) is just going to lead to some sort of 4chan contest. :eek2:
Lock. Please? :nod:
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I think that this thread has gone as far as it's actually going to go. Any more discussion (*cough*) is just going to lead to some sort of 4chan contest. :eek2:
Lock. Please? :nod:
You have some brown on your nose. A little on your tongue too. And all over your mouth.
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ass is so much better
Exactly. As curves go, there's no contest.
(http://www.dimecurves.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/dimecurvespro.6183801.jpg)
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The just screams Photoshop....
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I think that this thread has gone as far as it's actually going to go. Any more discussion (*cough*) is just going to lead to some sort of 4chan contest. :eek2:
Lock. Please? :nod:
Well, it's been kept pretty tasteful so far, and since our entire active female population has commented without apparent offense, I'm not inclined to lock until somebody actually pushes it too far.
Others may disagree, of course.
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Someone said "penis".
QUICK. MAKE US CHASTE AGAIN OH PLEASE MODERATORS, LOCK THE THREAD!
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:wtf:
Any thread that starts this way was bound to be more 'adult' in nature BloodEagle.
If you are finding comments offend you, then find a thread that doesn't contain comments that offend you ;)
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Any thread that starts this way was bound to be more 'adult' in nature BloodEagle.
Now if only they acted adult.
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The just screams Photoshop....
Awwww...
Any thread that starts this way was bound to be more 'adult' in nature BloodEagle.
Now if only they acted adult.
Naaah, that'd be horrible :P
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Big natural tits > small natural tits > big fake tits > no tits >>>>> small&flabby tits
Of course the big fake tits are easily identified from far away, but there are more fake tits around than you realise. Some look very much like medium natural tits if done correctly, and only reveal themselves when you touch them or when the women lies on her back and the tits don't move to the side but still stand up. They feel different, not necessarily worse though.
As for asses, that's the age-old question of what is more important.. titties or ass? Or more precisely, are you willing to accept a fat ass when it comes with big tits, or are you willing to accept no tits when they come with a nice ass?
The opinions really differ on the matter.
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I found this (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology) to be apt given the discussion at hand. :D
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I found this (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology) to be apt given the discussion at hand. :D
/me checks karajorma's link.
Hehe, good one. ;)
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It can always be bigger, and bigger is technically better, sexual organ wise (more options).
As a girl once pointed out to me... big boobs = back pain. Gravity is a bi***. ;)
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of course it does, gravity makes boobs saggy over time. without it, i could screw big breasted milfs without fear.
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As a girl once pointed out to me... big boobs = back pain. Gravity is a bi***. ;)
She didn't exercise enough. More situps.
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ass is so much better
Exactly. As curves go, there's no contest.
*snip ass*
Photoshop screamed in agony today. My wife-to-be has a better ass than that...
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I found this (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology) to be apt given the discussion at hand. :D
Wow seems like there only a hop skip and a jump away from the technological prowess needed to give them realistic clothing and armor that is functional.
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ass is so much better
Exactly. As curves go, there's no contest.
*snip ass*
Photoshop screamed in agony today. My wife-to-be has a better ass than that...
Standards are different as far as race goes (IMO).
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Never liked big asses, never liked big tits either...
In the end Natural is always better than fake. =/
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The golden rule: Anything more than a handful is a waste.
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As a girl once pointed out to me... big boobs = back pain. Gravity is a bi***. ;)
She didn't exercise enough. More situps.
Too simplistic to adress the problem, which is more one of ergonomics and proportion than it is just of strenght or fitness.
Don't tell that line up there to a women anyways ;)
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Proportion is also very important...
But in the end, I'd prefer someone intelligent.
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I'd like both personally. Although I admit they're hard to find.
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Proportion is also very important...
But in the end, I'd prefer someone intelligent.
You're missing the point of this thread. Of course personality/intelligence/charm is all very important.... but this thread is about the preferences in BOOBIES. (not preferences in girls in geenral)
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Exactly.
Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?
*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves* :p
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It would depend on whether the 'enhancement' was apparent or not. :p
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Exactly.
Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?
*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves* :p
C's. Of course :p
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If they're identical twins, yeah, I'd go for the Cs...I think. That's assuming identical personality, identical bearing, identical everything.
I'd like both personally. Although I admit they're hard to find.
Sometimes you get lucky!
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The golden rule: Anything more than a handful is a waste.
My hands are huge.
Exactly.
Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?
*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves* :p
The A-cup.
Whom I would subsequently take to the surgeon the next day and have upgraded to DD's, because I ain't no C-cup chump.
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Exactly.
Suppose that you met two identical twins in a bar and one of them had gotten a breast enlargement and gone up from A to C cup. You don't know either of them. Who would you try to pull first?
*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves* :p
Wow, you actually ran with the "inb4". Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?
If I absolutely had to (twins are a pain in the ass, but for the sake of argument let's assume I have a gun to my head), the A one definitely.
The C one is mentally void for spending money on plastic tits, and as I previously stated, plastic **** is pig disgusting. A all the way, everyday.
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Well, if I could tell it was a surgical job, then yeah, I'd go for the A just because I'd think less of the C. I guess it depends on how skilled you are at picking these things out.
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When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.
Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?
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I'd have to go for the C, even if it was just for the fun of discovering; I've never personally run into someone who has 'em done (that I know of) and I've only very rarely seen anyone at all in real life. Is it that common in England?
Seriously though, what do fakes feel like?
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When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.
Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?
Not since the puncture...
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When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.
Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?
I think I'm hewing too close to the scenario here - I'd assumed we were talking to these twins at a bar or something, where, unfortunately, a comparative tactile assessment would be a bit difficult to fit in without some serious skill.
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*Sits back and waits for a bunch of guys to lie to both him and themselves* :p
I think the answer Kara is looking for is both, personally.
BD is being amusing by having never heard of saline implants, too.
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Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?
Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. :D I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"
It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread.
And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.
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When you touch them, you know, because one feels like a tit, while the other feels like plastic.
Have you never touched plastic tits and real tits before?
Not since the puncture...
hahaha
Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?
Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. :D I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"
It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread.
And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.
This.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure half of y'all are kids in high school, jumping on some kind of "fake boobies are 4 losers!" train that for some reason has an infinitely deep well of magic to derive its popularity from. (I know, because I was there once.) And the other third of you are nerdy college students who associate fake boobs with that one sorority girl who, over a pot of jungle juice at your first and only frat party, shot your offer of a Star Trek TNG marathon after-party down because you weren't "her type," so you now paint all girls with breast implants as vapid, materialistic sluts only out for jock cock and money. Which is half true.
I'll be personally honest - in all my escapes and sexcapes, I've met four girls who I know have implants. I've felt one pair, and played with another. The third I haven't touched but plan to in the future. The fourth, well I'm not sure, but if they're not, damn.
Yes, they feel 'different.' No, I don't really care. The important part is that titties is titties. Just make sure you ain't the one paying for replacements.
Update: On further reflection, despite anything and everything I've said, Pamela Anderson still kind of scares me. Such a fall from the days of Baywatch...
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/pamela_anderson_in_a_bikini_1.php
Honestly though, I'd seriously attribute her being ****ing beat to a combo of Tommy Lee, Hepatitis, and being a PETA Rep. before I would her chesticles.
Goodnight all.
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You were right on me being in High School, I'll give you that. I have no real issues with fake titty (though at 15 I'm not at that stage where they play a huge part yet), although I've only touched 3~5 pairs of naturals in my life, but really, can you put a woman down for trying to look good? I use product on my hair, because I care about how I look, does that make me a faggot? (Some of my friends who don't get a lot of pussy think I'm a metrosexual because of it...) I put some thought into the clothes I wear, to at least try and look good and conform to the stereotype I embody (which I won't ramble about).
I would proudly go for the C's, personality isn't everything, but it is a major component, but I'm going to be seen in public with this chick, and I would rather get positive than negative feedback about my most recent ***** from my friends, and being the testosterone fueled guys they are, babe-patrol is something they'll be on. Of course if she's an asshole and isn't too good to talk to, fine, tell her to **** off, but I don't see the logic in denying a woman simply because she engages in a practice to enhance the way she looks. But besides, a trophy girlfriend isn't all bad as a temporary girl.
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Thanks for being a good sport.
I use product on my hair, because I care about how I look, does that make me a faggot? (Some of my friends who don't get a lot of pussy think I'm a metrosexual because of it...)
... depends - gel, glue or wax?
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:yes:
- gel, glue or wax?
Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours :P
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:yes:
- gel, glue or wax?
Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours :P
Sorry bro.
Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.
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:yes:
- gel, glue or wax?
Really hard wax, the only type that seems to keep my hair in place the whole day... I hate seeing my hair flop after a few hours :P
Sorry bro.
Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.
Well since it's a pseudo mohawk/varying fauxhawk I don't know wether I fit into that. I would use your average $2.95 gel if it actually worked. Besides, I take on the "Gangster" stereotype, however upon further observation
Metrosexual is a neologism of the 2000s generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance
Actually I fit that, yay me :) But then again, caring for appearance is part of being a G, if it isn't baggy, I won't wear it.
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Sorry bro.
Unless you've got a fatty hardcore mohawk, or you belong to a high school greaser clique, your friends are probably right about you being in the closet. It's chill though, you'll still get more tail than 80% of dorks on the internet. I also hear they're doing big things for you in Iowa now, and I personally voted against prop. H8, so you're cool with me if you're ever in 'Frisco.
Well since it's a pseudo mohawk/varying fauxhawk I don't know wether I fit into that. I would use your average $2.95 gel if it actually worked. Besides, I take on the "Gangster" stereotype, however upon further observation
Metrosexual is a neologism of the 2000s generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance
Actually I fit that, yay me :) But then again, caring for appearance is part of being a G, if it isn't baggy, I won't wear it.
Why.
Why did you guys take a thread about tits and then turn it into this inane wankery.
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BD is being amusing by having never heard of saline implants, too.
Really expert. What contains the saline in place? Have you even touched a regular breast and a plastic breast before? Just keep quiet on things you don't have first hand experience on.
Is your self-esteem so low that you have to force yourself to believe everyone else is as low as you are?
Nice try, but you're completely wrong on this one. :D I simply got sick of a bunch of people going "Ewwwww. Big fake tits are gross! Personality is all I look for in a girl!"
It's a load of ****. I didn't claim that everyone is lying, simply that a hell of a lot of people are. Yeah, personality is important but the question was about simple sexual attraction and I've rarely seen such a large amount of self denial in a thread.
And your comment about dragging everyone down to my level is hilarious considering you earlier claimed that all women want a bigger dick even if it's fake.
No, I actually claimed the opposite, that they'd have second thoughts if it was made out of cardboard, just the same as I and many others do with tits made of plastic. That they want a bigger dick, that's just natural. Men want bigger tits as well, but that pertains to NATURALS ONLY in my case. The point was that plastic = ****.
And way to confirm my point, it seems that yes, you are suffering from knowing that you're weak and would get swayed by plastic tits, meaning you are exactly the demographic that the women who get plastic tits cater to. And it's good that you feel ashamed for that, because you really should be. However don't confuse that just because you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, the rest of us are as well. This is what your little "inb4" does, and it does it for exactly that purpose.
Personality wise, the only remark I made was that
a) Women that spent money on plastic tits that were disgusting anyway are disturbed to have the complex affect them so much (makes sense all on its own, I don't even need to explain that unless you suffer from a mental disability)
b) Twins are a pain in the ass (for various reasons, I think they have case studies on "special bonds" you can research - a ****ing headache)
I have pretty high standards regarding my preference for womens' looks, it's just that tits don't figure much into the equation, and plastic tits drive the equation into negative, where I automatically lose interest.
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yay... just ****ing yay...
metalheads ftw \m/
(nuke, back me up here, nuke)
[edit] this post is related to dilmah's metrosexuality....
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Why.
Why did you guys take a thread about tits and then turn it into this inane wankery.
Exactly. BTW, metrosexuality and wearing baggy clothing to appeal to a niche are two different things. Woman's hairstyles though, I'm a stickler for those. A bad one will totally throw me off.
EDIT: On topic
IT'S MOTHER****ING TITTY! AS LONG AS IT'S THERE AND LOOKS GOOD WHO GIVES A ****? If the girl's nice then stay with her, it's just that simple. kthxbai
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Hey, if you like or are okay with plastic titties, go for it. I'll judge you, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be happy.
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Yeah whatever, your opinion doesn't really affect me on a day to day basis anyway.
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Really expert. What contains the saline in place? Have you even touched a regular breast and a plastic breast before? Just keep quiet on things you don't have first hand experience on.
Stop revealing your ignorance. It's embaressing and I taught you better than this.
Now, mind you, they still don't feel terribly real. They're typically too pliant to belong on the rest of the body; pressure issue.
This is of course the exact opposite of the problem with silcone implants.
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No, the problem is the same, they feel like ****, which was not only what I said, but it's what you repeated after I've said it, because you know nothing about this, and I do.
Like I said, just keep quiet about things you know nothing about. Pretending you know something only makes you annoying on top of ignorant.
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Tits, meh! There are alright, nice to lay your head on and that, but I'm more of a legs and ass man myself!
If a girl has great pins and a shapely backside, I find that more attractive.
:D
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they feel like ****,
Yes, it does both feel like ****. Much the same can be said of natural breasts. **** in itself has a wide variety of consistancy, as you might be aware of considering your proclivities towards talking it. In fact, there is more variety to the consistancy of **** then there is of breasts. Breasts aren't usually runny, after all.
Now I know that such subtle distinctions are difficult for you, just as the conception of needing to know not only the how but the why as well is, but please, restrain yourself from further exposing your inability to comprehend the important things.
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Hoo boy. I don't have a problem with this debate in and of itself, but this is clearly devolving into personal attacks.