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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 28, 2009, 11:36:15 am
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We were just messing about on IRC, when this happened...
[00:07] <qazwsx> HOLY ****
[00:07] <qazwsx> Billy MAys IS DEAD
[00:07] <Snail[away]> who
[00:07] <Amit-GTSVA> NO effing way
[00:07] <The_E> welcome back, General mib_33pb8t
[00:07] <Amit-GTSVA> i just saw him use a bug bazooka !
[00:07] <qazwsx> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
[00:08] <Amit-GTSVA> WHY!
[00:08] <Axem> what the friggen hell
[00:08] <Amit-GTSVA> Who's gonna sell oxiclean now?
[00:08] * Androgeos checks Wikipedia.
[00:08] <mib_33pb8t> WHY DO ALL THESE CELEBS KEEP DYING!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
[00:08] * Androgeos checks qazwsx's link.
[00:08] * Amit-GTSVA follow Androgeos
[00:08] <Androgeos> They tally.
[00:08] <Snail[away]> Another aged 50 death
[00:08] <Androgeos> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
[00:08] <Androgeos> Blast!
For those who don't know, Billy Mays was an American salesperson who advertised products such as OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Mighty Putty, Zorbeez, iCan Insurance and the Hercules Hooks. More recently, he's been shown on the Discovery Channel series Pitchmen. Videos of his pitches are a substantial source of parody on YouTube.
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I was quite shocked...
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So am I. I was watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI) just the other day.
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Billy Mays? Dead?!
NOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
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Goodnight sweet prince.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEND THE FUNERAL OF TELEVISION STAR BILLY MAYS? JUST BUY TWO CASE OF OXYCLEAN AND KEEP YOUR PROOF OF PURCHASE. OXYCLEAN WILL REMOVE ANY STAIN, MEND ANY TEAR, AND CURE ANY CANCER. JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW.
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Man, what the hell is with this week? :(
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The hell with this week, what's wrong with these two months?
First my dad, then Michael Jackson, and now this. It's getting messed up.
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This week has been extraordinarily weird for me.
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:sigh:
What a completely weird week this has been. :no:
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;-)
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On behalf of beard enthusiasts everywhere, I salute you, Billy Mays.
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:sigh: :(
This makes me sad.
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NO! NONONO! IT CANNOT BE! THE SACRED KING OF OXYCLEAN, DEAD!
REST IN PEACE.
KABOOM, MOTHER****ER.
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The hell with this week, what's wrong with these two months?
First my dad, then Michael Jackson, and now this. It's getting messed up.
You forgot Farrah Fawcett.
(http://photos.ecanadanow.com/farrah-fawcett-Anal-Cancer.jpg)
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[18:37] <@AXEM> HTTP://IMGUR.COM/IJDTT.JPG
[18:37] <@AXEM> EVERYONE GOT THAT?
[18:37] <SIGTAU> LOLWUT
[18:36] <ZACAM> UH. NO.
[18:37] <+MURA> WELL... ZACAM SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO JOIN
[18:37] <REDSNIPER> ALL CAPS! ALL DAY!
[18:37] <REDSNIPER> IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
TAKE OFF THE CAPSLOCK FILTER!
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THIS THREAD BROUGHT TO YOU IN MAYS-O-VISION
CAPS ONLY!
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THE HELL WITH THIS WEEK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO MONTHS?
FIRST MY DAD, THEN MICHAEL JACKSON, AND NOW THIS. IT'S GETTING MESSED UP.
YOU FORGOT FARRAH FAWCETT.
(//HTTP://PHOTOS.ECANADANOW.COM/FARRAH-FAWCETT-ANAL-CANCER.JPG)
AND DAVID CARADINE!
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THE HELL WITH THIS WEEK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO MONTHS?
FIRST MY DAD, THEN MICHAEL JACKSON, AND NOW THIS. IT'S GETTING MESSED UP.
YOU FORGOT FARRAH FAWCETT.
(//HTTP://PHOTOS.ECANADANOW.COM/FARRAH-FAWCETT-ANAL-CANCER.JPG)
AND DAVID CARADINE!
"My baby shot me down..."
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THE HELL WITH THIS WEEK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO MONTHS?
FIRST MY DAD, THEN MICHAEL JACKSON, AND NOW THIS. IT'S GETTING MESSED UP.
YOU FORGOT FARRAH FAWCETT.
(//HTTP://PHOTOS.ECANADANOW.COM/FARRAH-FAWCETT-ANAL-CANCER.JPG)
AND DAVID CARADINE!
AND Ed McMahon!
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WITH ICAN, YOU'LL FINALLY BE SAYING, "YOU ****TIN' ME?!"
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We've had 2 major and 3 minor celebs die in the last couple weeks, this means something... :nervous:
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;-)
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Correlation =/= causation.
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Yes, High Max, God did it. :o
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;-)
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Who knows? :confused: Could be anything. It's possible it was chance but that would be a one in a million chance. Maybe aliens caused it or some government conspiracy to get the public's attention, but probably not.
Maybe aliens caused it or some government conspiracy to get the public's attention, but probably not.
Maybe aliens caused it
aliens
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Mistah_Kurtz/philosoraptor_template-copy.jpg)
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;-)
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It's possible it was chance but that would be a one in a million chance.
I disagree. Tons of people die every day, including famous people. Now, if all the US Sentors died in a week, THAT would be suspicious. But as there's no real link between MJ, BM, FF, and whoever else... just, yeah, no. Especially seeing as MJ and FF were in poor health of late anyway...
Chill with the conspiracies, goodness gracious. You're gonna wear yourself out.
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That was funny and a good one. I wonder where you got those dino pics from.
That's Philosoraptor.
Dude, thousands (millions?) of people die every day, there are good odds that these people would die now, within the same week.
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That was funny and a good one. I wonder where you got those dino pics from.
That's Philosoraptor.
Dude, thousands (millions?) of people die every day, there are good odds that these people would die now, within the same week.
I dunno about millions, if a million people died everyday, we'd be extinct in 16 and one half year.(about)
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You would have to take into account the birth rate too.
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You would have to take into account the birth rate too.
Is vhat I am meanink.
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Who knows? :confused: Could be anything. It's possible it was chance but that would be a one in a million chance. Maybe aliens caused it or some government conspiracy to get the public's attention, but probably not.
Maybe aliens caused it or some government conspiracy to get the public's attention, but probably not.
Maybe aliens caused it
aliens
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Mistah_Kurtz/philosoraptor_template-copy.jpg)
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6784/jailt.jpg)
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL THAT I'M DEAD! CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET TWO URNS OF MY ASHES ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL THAT I'M DEAD! CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET TWO URNS OF MY ASHES ABSOLUTELY FREE!
JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!
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Aren't these the old statistics?
Someone is born every 3 seconds.
Someone dies every 8 seconds.
That would mean that 18,000 people are added on to the world population every freakin day!
(28,800 really) but 10,800 of the original the day before die that day.
So, that's about 6,570,000 every year. Not too bad...
BUT, if you count in the octomom, you can just add another 10,000 to that sum.