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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
on: June 28, 2009, 11:36:15 am
We were just messing about on IRC, when this happened...

Quote from: 29 June 2009, 0007 hrs SGT, #hard-light
[00:07]   <qazwsx>   HOLY ****
[00:07]   <qazwsx>   Billy MAys IS DEAD
[00:07]   <Snail[away]>   who
[00:07]   <Amit-GTSVA>   NO effing way
[00:07]   <The_E>   welcome back, General mib_33pb8t
[00:07]   <Amit-GTSVA>   i just saw him use a bug bazooka !
[00:07]   <qazwsx>   http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
[00:08]   <Amit-GTSVA>   WHY!
[00:08]   <Axem>   what the friggen hell
[00:08]   <Amit-GTSVA>   Who's gonna sell oxiclean now?
[00:08]   * Androgeos   checks Wikipedia.
[00:08]   <mib_33pb8t>   WHY DO ALL THESE CELEBS KEEP DYING!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
[00:08]   * Androgeos   checks qazwsx's link.
[00:08]   * Amit-GTSVA   follow Androgeos
[00:08]   <Androgeos>   They tally.
[00:08]   <Snail[away]>   Another aged 50 death
[00:08]   <Androgeos>   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
[00:08]   <Androgeos>   Blast!

For those who don't know, Billy Mays was an American salesperson who advertised products such as OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Mighty Putty, Zorbeez, iCan Insurance and the Hercules Hooks. More recently, he's been shown on the Discovery Channel series Pitchmen. Videos of his pitches are a substantial source of parody on YouTube.
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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 11:40:15 am
I was quite shocked...
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 11:49:13 am
So am I. I was watching this just the other day.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 11:55:50 am
Billy Mays? Dead?!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 12:03:13 pm
Goodnight sweet prince.
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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 12:22:23 pm
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEND THE FUNERAL OF TELEVISION STAR BILLY MAYS? JUST BUY TWO CASE OF OXYCLEAN AND KEEP YOUR PROOF OF PURCHASE. OXYCLEAN WILL REMOVE ANY STAIN, MEND ANY TEAR, AND CURE ANY CANCER. JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 12:32:40 pm
Man, what the hell is with this week? :(
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 12:55:20 pm
The hell with this week, what's wrong with these two months?

First my dad, then Michael Jackson, and now this. It's getting messed up.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 12:57:54 pm
This week has been extraordinarily weird for me.
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 01:48:54 pm
 :sigh:

What a completely weird week this has been.  :no:
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 02:08:46 pm
;-)
« Last Edit: January 04, 2010, 07:36:39 pm by High Max »
;-)   #.#   *_*   ^^   ^-^   ^_^
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 03:25:08 pm
On behalf of beard enthusiasts everywhere, I salute you, Billy Mays.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 03:48:11 pm
 :sigh: :(
This makes me sad.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 04:07:16 pm
NO! NONONO! IT CANNOT BE! THE SACRED KING OF OXYCLEAN, DEAD!

REST IN PEACE.

KABOOM, MOTHER****ER.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

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Re: Billy Mays (1958 - 2009)
Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 04:22:33 pm
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on June 28, 2009, 12:55:20 pm
The hell with this week, what's wrong with these two months?

First my dad, then Michael Jackson, and now this. It's getting messed up.

You forgot Farrah Fawcett.

WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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RE: BILLY MAYS (1958 - 2009)
Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 09:12:27 pm
[18:37] <@AXEM> HTTP://IMGUR.COM/IJDTT.JPG
[18:37] <@AXEM> EVERYONE GOT THAT?
[18:37] <SIGTAU> LOLWUT
[18:36] <ZACAM> UH. NO.
[18:37] <+MURA> WELL... ZACAM SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO JOIN
[18:37] <REDSNIPER> ALL CAPS! ALL DAY!
[18:37] <REDSNIPER> IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS

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RE: BILLY MAYS (1958 - 2009)
Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 09:20:40 pm
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

TAKE OFF THE CAPSLOCK FILTER!
 

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Re: BILLY MAYS (1958 - 2009)
Reply #17 on: June 28, 2009, 09:39:05 pm
THIS THREAD BROUGHT TO YOU IN MAYS-O-VISION
CAPS ONLY!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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RE: BILLY MAYS (1958 - 2009)
Reply #18 on: June 28, 2009, 09:41:15 pm
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THE HELL WITH THIS WEEK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO MONTHS?

FIRST MY DAD, THEN MICHAEL JACKSON, AND NOW THIS. IT'S GETTING MESSED UP.

YOU FORGOT FARRAH FAWCETT.


AND DAVID CARADINE!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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RE: RE: BILLY MAYS (1958 - 2009)
Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 09:45:51 pm
Quote from: Nuke on June 28, 2009, 09:41:15 pm
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THE HELL WITH THIS WEEK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE TWO MONTHS?

FIRST MY DAD, THEN MICHAEL JACKSON, AND NOW THIS. IT'S GETTING MESSED UP.

YOU FORGOT FARRAH FAWCETT.


AND DAVID CARADINE!

"My baby shot me down..."

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
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