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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gibbusflame on June 29, 2009, 06:48:22 pm

Title: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: Gibbusflame on June 29, 2009, 06:48:22 pm
I was bored, and searching randomly across Uncyclopedia (as you all should be doing, you have lives!).
And I cam across this:

Quote from: Uncyclopedia
The Enemies of Derek Smart

    * Freespace fans - a group of mysterious, rarely seen creatures that live in a giant space station orbiting Earth. The station is named HLP (Hells.......) - to this day it is unknown what it stands for (though Happily............ Is a popular theory). Freespace fanboys are an evil, uncultured and disorganized rabble that rejected the Way of Smart, even when He paid them a personal visit and tried to enlighten them with His Holy Words and gift them with His amazing game. Surprisingly enough He was defeated and driven off from the station, leading many to believe that Freespace Fans are immune to His PhD and trolling powers. This is yet to be confirmed, but it's the only current explanation for the crushing defeat of the Almighty Smart.

We are |/\/\ /\/\ U /|/ 3 supposedly. I think thats good!
I won't post the link, you can go find it urself  :lol:  (only cause it's too raunchy)

Then teh good stuff!! Here's a link to somethin B3TT4!! (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Soviet_Union)

Good will to all.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 29, 2009, 06:51:56 pm
Nah, go read Encyclopedia Dramatica. Link yourself, or Goob will kill me.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: Mobius on June 29, 2009, 06:54:27 pm
To be honest, those pseudo-sources of knowledge are becoming annoying. They make you laugh the very first time you take a look at them, but they quickly end up being pathetic and nonsensical even for their original purposes.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: General Battuta on June 29, 2009, 07:56:42 pm
Oh, Mobius. Do you not know what they are?

These are the collected histories of the communities that lie at the foundation of much of the Internet. 4chan, Something Awful, and their ilk. Most of the memes and culture you run into on the Internet come out of these places.

They're not just pseudo-encyclopedias. They're memetic aggregates.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: Ford Prefect on June 29, 2009, 08:03:40 pm
memetic aggregates.
New coolest term in the English language.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: General Battuta on June 29, 2009, 08:13:06 pm
Dude, apparently it only gets two Google results. I'm a genius!
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: Cobra on June 29, 2009, 08:58:19 pm
Dude, apparently it only gets two Google results. I'm a genius!

Nope. I'm seeing 10 pages worth. :P
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: General Battuta on June 29, 2009, 09:21:59 pm
You have to put it in quotes to search for the term as a whole.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 29, 2009, 09:32:08 pm
Go to Google (on Firefox) and type in "Encyclopedia". don't press enter and read the suggested search terms.
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: ssmit132 on June 30, 2009, 05:22:21 am
"encyclopedia dramatica offended" had 10,100 results. I've heard that the page itself is nasty. :p
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: TrashMan on June 30, 2009, 05:27:37 am
I was bored, and searching randomly across Uncyclopedia (as you all should be doing, you have lives!).
And I cam across this:

*SNIP*

I am's to blame for that... :nervous:
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: Dilmah G on June 30, 2009, 05:39:01 am
I'm surprised the station wasn't called the GTI Bretonia in that case :P
Title: Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Post by: TrashMan on June 30, 2009, 05:51:07 am
Smarts crushing defeat had to be documented for posterity somewhere.