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Offline Gibbusflame

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The....seemingly bad and the ****?
I was bored, and searching randomly across Uncyclopedia (as you all should be doing, you have lives!).
And I cam across this:

Quote from: Uncyclopedia
The Enemies of Derek Smart

    * Freespace fans - a group of mysterious, rarely seen creatures that live in a giant space station orbiting Earth. The station is named HLP (Hells.......) - to this day it is unknown what it stands for (though Happily............ Is a popular theory). Freespace fanboys are an evil, uncultured and disorganized rabble that rejected the Way of Smart, even when He paid them a personal visit and tried to enlighten them with His Holy Words and gift them with His amazing game. Surprisingly enough He was defeated and driven off from the station, leading many to believe that Freespace Fans are immune to His PhD and trolling powers. This is yet to be confirmed, but it's the only current explanation for the crushing defeat of the Almighty Smart.

We are |/\/\ /\/\ U /|/ 3 supposedly. I think thats good!
I won't post the link, you can go find it urself  :lol:  (only cause it's too raunchy)

Then teh good stuff!! Here's a link to somethin B3TT4!!

Good will to all.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Nah, go read Encyclopedia Dramatica. Link yourself, or Goob will kill me.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Mobius

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
To be honest, those pseudo-sources of knowledge are becoming annoying. They make you laugh the very first time you take a look at them, but they quickly end up being pathetic and nonsensical even for their original purposes.
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A tribute to FreeSpace in my book: Riflessioni dall'Infinito

  

Offline General Battuta

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Oh, Mobius. Do you not know what they are?

These are the collected histories of the communities that lie at the foundation of much of the Internet. 4chan, Something Awful, and their ilk. Most of the memes and culture you run into on the Internet come out of these places.

They're not just pseudo-encyclopedias. They're memetic aggregates.

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
memetic aggregates.
New coolest term in the English language.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Dude, apparently it only gets two Google results. I'm a genius!

 

Offline Cobra

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Dude, apparently it only gets two Google results. I'm a genius!

Nope. I'm seeing 10 pages worth. :P
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I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
You have to put it in quotes to search for the term as a whole.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Go to Google (on Firefox) and type in "Encyclopedia". don't press enter and read the suggested search terms.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline ssmit132

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
"encyclopedia dramatica offended" had 10,100 results. I've heard that the page itself is nasty. :p

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
I was bored, and searching randomly across Uncyclopedia (as you all should be doing, you have lives!).
And I cam across this:

*SNIP*

I am's to blame for that... :nervous:
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
I'm surprised the station wasn't called the GTI Bretonia in that case :P

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: The....seemingly bad and the ****?
Smarts crushing defeat had to be documented for posterity somewhere.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!