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Title: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 11, 2009, 08:26:02 am
(http://www.atozautolights.com/images/AutoPhotos/FOES9196.jpg)

lol sry, couldn't resist :D :D :D
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: The E on October 11, 2009, 08:28:54 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Kosh on October 11, 2009, 09:03:29 am
Ha, and here I was thinking you were involved in some sort of silly under-aged shennanigans. :nervous:
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 11, 2009, 09:05:28 am
18 years is legal isn't it?
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Thaeris on October 11, 2009, 09:28:13 am
I am simultaneously relieved and disappointed by this thread.  :P
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Rodo on October 11, 2009, 09:32:18 am
Silly me.. I was getting worried when reading the thread tittle  :p
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Snail on October 11, 2009, 09:44:25 am
:lol:

Good'un.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 11, 2009, 10:23:13 am
 :mad:


I knew it would be a car before i clicked..still............ :hopping:
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Kosh on October 11, 2009, 10:30:31 am
18 years is legal isn't it?


Borderline.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Thaeris on October 11, 2009, 10:38:09 am
Depends on the State...

...and the country, I'd assume.

Strange really, people in general used to start off fairly young in terms of marriage. That's very atypical now-a-days. Especially effective long-term relationships at younger ages...
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 11, 2009, 10:39:10 am
NO NO NO..



We're gonna talk about CARS in this topic, no more underage/age limit discussions. I'm sick of them.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Thaeris on October 11, 2009, 10:48:01 am
:mad:


I knew it would be a car before i clicked..still............ :hopping:

I find it possible that you're actually torn on this matter yourself. Your previous post suggests as much.  :P
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 11, 2009, 10:58:01 am
I know, surely that carries some implications of negativity.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: terran_emperor on October 11, 2009, 10:59:37 am
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

For a moment i was worried that the Stealth we all know had had a personality change
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Dilmah G on October 11, 2009, 11:15:10 am
/me Breaks down door

WHAT!
SEX?
WHERE?

Ohh.
Bahahahaah!
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 11, 2009, 12:58:57 pm
Wow... ONLY IN HARD-LIGHT would you find people saying "OMG i'm so relieved", and then start saying that 18 is "barely legal" or considered underage

*sigh* i give up with you guys :(
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 11, 2009, 02:49:34 pm
I don't have a problem with it.

Divide your age by two, add seven, if it's above that threshold, it's all good!
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Flaser on October 11, 2009, 02:50:00 pm
18 year old? Here in Europe that's more than old enough, it's not even fair prey but the prime target demographic. Hell in most countries (this side of the Atlantic) 15 is old enough.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 11, 2009, 02:58:08 pm
SO. . . . .  how much did the car set you back? I reckon it must be less than a monkey, top end six tonne. Was it an Autotrader jobby or friend of a friend sort of thing?
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Ghostavo on October 11, 2009, 03:04:33 pm
Stealth, how many cars do you have (or have you had)?

This is like the 10th car you claimed possession of.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Aardwolf on October 11, 2009, 07:45:06 pm
I don't have a problem with it.

Divide your age by two, add seven, if it's above that threshold, it's all good!

Hm... so, people under 14 years of age are not fit to date, period? Sucks for them.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Ghostavo on October 12, 2009, 12:52:16 am
I assume under 14 it works the other way around with that formula applied to your age gives you your maximum threshold while the inverse function gives you your minimum.

At 10, your dating slot is from (10/2)+7 = 12 to (10-7)*2 = 6
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 12, 2009, 01:36:00 am
guys... i didn't really buy this car lol. it was a joke.  wow c'mon guys!
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 12, 2009, 01:53:49 am
Damn you got me
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Mongoose on October 12, 2009, 02:00:25 am
At least that picture makes my '97 Escort look all shiny and new. :p
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: mxlm on October 12, 2009, 04:48:12 am
So how did the escort ride?

*leers*
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 12, 2009, 08:07:59 am
Shoulda gotten one with a removable top.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Nuke on October 12, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
wheres teh galz?
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 12, 2009, 06:11:08 pm
wheres teh galz?
probably everywhere on thre internet other than here, sorry brah.
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Thaeris on October 12, 2009, 10:00:26 pm
Even more so after iamzack got monkeyed...
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 13, 2009, 11:23:02 am
again?
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 13, 2009, 02:32:36 pm
in other news, i purchased this on saturday :D :D :D

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler2.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler3.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler4.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler5.jpg)

i've been wanting a toy like this for wayyy too long.  it has a 750cc two cylinder engine, will pull a stump out of the ground, yet can still do 0-75mph in about 11 seconds
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Mongoose on October 13, 2009, 03:13:08 pm
Wow...my car couldn't manage that sort of acceleration. :D
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: redsniper on October 14, 2009, 01:51:29 am
Where the hell are you planning to drive a four-wheeler 75mph?!
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 14, 2009, 10:58:17 am
there are plenty of trails man - this is texas.  some of the off-road ATV parks we go to are 3500 acres (over 5 square miles), and there are plenty of flat 'straight aways'.

Still, i would never do 75, but it's good knowing the ATV can.  The fastest i'd go on the straights is maybe 45.

It's like saying "my car can do 180mph".  Have i ever driven it 180?  No. will i ever?  probably not. but it shows just how powerful it is ;)
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 14, 2009, 06:36:31 pm
I've taken a jetski to 55mph, which was quite cool...thing wouldn't go any faster,
but thats about as fast as one should ever go riding on almost anything.
semi choppy waters meant...fun
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on October 14, 2009, 09:07:55 pm
There's no way I'd be going faster than 50km/h on an ATV, especially since you have 30cm of crumple zone + a free catapult if you run into something less than 75cm high...
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Stealth on October 15, 2009, 10:30:42 am
oh there's no way i'd ever take it to its top speed either.  all you need is a ball joint or tie rod to go, and like you said, you're catapulting forward at 75mph.  not fun!.  i know too many people that have died like that :/
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 15, 2009, 04:58:53 pm
18 years is legal isn't it?


Borderline.

hey

when there's grass on the field, play ball

that solves your legal problems
Title: Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 15, 2009, 04:59:46 pm
in other news, i purchased this on saturday :D :D :D

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler2.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler3.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler4.jpg)

(http://www.f1f3.com/hosted/4wheeler5.jpg)

i've been wanting a toy like this for wayyy too long.  it has a 750cc two cylinder engine, will pull a stump out of the ground, yet can still do 0-75mph in about 11 seconds

BURN THE FOSSIL FUELS FOR PERSONAL FUN -Stealth