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Offline Stealth

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pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
on: October 11, 2009, 08:26:02 am


lol sry, couldn't resist :D :D :D
 

Offline The E

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #1 on: October 11, 2009, 08:28:54 am
 :lol:
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Offline Kosh

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #2 on: October 11, 2009, 09:03:29 am
Ha, and here I was thinking you were involved in some sort of silly under-aged shennanigans. :nervous:
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #3 on: October 11, 2009, 09:05:28 am
18 years is legal isn't it?
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #4 on: October 11, 2009, 09:28:13 am
I am simultaneously relieved and disappointed by this thread.  :P
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Offline Rodo

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #5 on: October 11, 2009, 09:32:18 am
Silly me.. I was getting worried when reading the thread tittle  :p
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Offline Snail

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 09:44:25 am
:lol:

Good'un.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #7 on: October 11, 2009, 10:23:13 am
 :mad:


I knew it would be a car before i clicked..still............ :hopping:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
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-Between the Ashes 2
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-Inferno R1
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-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline Kosh

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 10:30:31 am
Quote from: Blue Lion on October 11, 2009, 09:05:28 am
18 years is legal isn't it?


Borderline.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Thaeris

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #9 on: October 11, 2009, 10:38:09 am
Depends on the State...

...and the country, I'd assume.

Strange really, people in general used to start off fairly young in terms of marriage. That's very atypical now-a-days. Especially effective long-term relationships at younger ages...
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"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 10:39:10 am
NO NO NO..



We're gonna talk about CARS in this topic, no more underage/age limit discussions. I'm sick of them.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 10:48:01 am
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on October 11, 2009, 10:23:13 am
:mad:


I knew it would be a car before i clicked..still............ :hopping:

I find it possible that you're actually torn on this matter yourself. Your previous post suggests as much.  :P
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 10:58:01 am
I know, surely that carries some implications of negativity.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 10:59:37 am
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

For a moment i was worried that the Stealth we all know had had a personality change
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #14 on: October 11, 2009, 11:15:10 am
* Dilmah Breaks down door

WHAT!
SEX?
WHERE?

Ohh.
Bahahahaah!
 

Offline Stealth

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #15 on: October 11, 2009, 12:58:57 pm
Wow... ONLY IN HARD-LIGHT would you find people saying "OMG i'm so relieved", and then start saying that 18 is "barely legal" or considered underage

*sigh* i give up with you guys :(
  

Offline General Battuta

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #16 on: October 11, 2009, 02:49:34 pm
I don't have a problem with it.

Divide your age by two, add seven, if it's above that threshold, it's all good!
 

Offline Flaser

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #17 on: October 11, 2009, 02:50:00 pm
18 year old? Here in Europe that's more than old enough, it's not even fair prey but the prime target demographic. Hell in most countries (this side of the Atlantic) 15 is old enough.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #18 on: October 11, 2009, 02:58:08 pm
SO. . . . .  how much did the car set you back? I reckon it must be less than a monkey, top end six tonne. Was it an Autotrader jobby or friend of a friend sort of thing?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Reply #19 on: October 11, 2009, 03:04:33 pm
Stealth, how many cars do you have (or have you had)?

This is like the 10th car you claimed possession of.
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