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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: S-99 on March 26, 2010, 05:50:42 am

Title: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: S-99 on March 26, 2010, 05:50:42 am
He was resurrected after all. Ever think he came back just for the brains? Well that time of the year of the zombie horror called "easter" is coming around.

I hear most are just holiday church goers. Great place to gather if it's a fortified church. I take hints from the folk lore of easter and have bunnies ready so the zombies don't eat me. Bunnies are sooo great, use them to distract the zombies and you can eat them when you're food stores get low while you're laying low in a big mall waiting for help

What are you guys planning to do for easter? I got a shotgun and bunnies.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: TrashMan on March 26, 2010, 06:03:55 am
I got a silver bullet with your name on it. :drevil:
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Black Wolf on March 26, 2010, 07:59:34 am
I'm going to be working out in the bush. No easter for me.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 26, 2010, 08:24:31 am
Flying. No Easters :(
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: LordMelvin on March 26, 2010, 08:52:15 am
Having spent several years growing out my hair, and several days growing out my beard, I'll be applying bandages to my hands (wi/ fake blood, etc) and hanging out near the churches in town.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: SpardaSon21 on March 26, 2010, 12:39:01 pm
Zack, if you're going to have sex with another female, pics or it didn't happen ;7.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 12:41:51 pm
I'm not the one people have a hard time believing gets laid.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Bobboau on March 26, 2010, 03:02:12 pm
yes you are you will need to prove it to us.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: S-99 on March 26, 2010, 04:10:27 pm
Don't rape the zombies iamzack. They just want brains. And when you get a zombie to follow you into a dark room for your desires of the flesh. That zombie sure wouldn't have seen that coming. CRUELTY, don't do it!
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Turambar on March 28, 2010, 05:10:31 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.

I have initiated dialogue to set these events into motion
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: iamzack on March 28, 2010, 05:30:10 pm
Quote from: Turambar on March 28, 2010, 05:10:31 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.

I have initiated dialogue to set these events into motion

Hopefully with a girl more attractive than Myranda this time.. though I guess she is better than some of the alternatives.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Turambar on March 28, 2010, 05:39:45 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 28, 2010, 05:30:10 pm
Hopefully with a girl more attractive than Myranda this time.. though I guess she is better than some of the alternatives.

Cause there's so many attractive girls who will go along with our shenanigans...
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Thaeris on March 28, 2010, 10:01:27 pm
...Well, that's a rather strange relationship you seem to be running...  :nervous:
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: iamzack on March 28, 2010, 10:51:15 pm
it's called "opportunistic boyfriend syndrome"
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: MR_T3D on March 28, 2010, 10:56:30 pm
damn, and i was about to post this to turambar:
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BROFIST
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: TESLA on March 29, 2010, 03:23:50 am
My head really really hurts  :(  :(


But what a fraking amazing night!!!  :D

Sometimes the unplanned nights are the best ones
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 29, 2010, 03:31:31 am
Quote from: Thaeris on March 28, 2010, 10:01:27 pm
...Well, that's a rather strange relationship you seem to be running...  :nervous:

I've seen stranger
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 29, 2010, 03:48:20 am
Did I miss it?
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: S-99 on March 29, 2010, 05:09:55 am
iamzacks getting you a passport dekker.
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 29, 2010, 06:39:33 am
For what purpose?
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: TrashMan on March 29, 2010, 07:18:57 am
A night of fulfilling desires of flesh.*


Spoiler:
*FYI - she's a zombie. Her fleshly desire is your brain, not your rod. Alas, Im' afraid she may come up empty on both accounts :drevil:
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 29, 2010, 01:46:21 pm
Onoz!
I got zinged.
 
I don't need to channel hop. That woman from work invited me out this thursday to meet up with her mates. Seven of them are single and want to buy me a courtesy drink to say thanks.
 
Being handsome and chivalrous has perks.
 
 
I never said I was humble. Anyway, anyone who undersells themself may as well be driving a car with one wheel.   :p
 
 
 
On topic work provided every member of staff with a cadburys creme egg today. What a way to push the boat out. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: S-99 on March 29, 2010, 04:50:40 pm
Don't worry, everybody's been on topic with the whole fleshly desires for zombies and bumping uglies.

I'm as left out as i'll ever be unless i find a zombie to kill ;)
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: iamzack on March 29, 2010, 04:53:07 pm
dekker is old and gross
Title: Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 29, 2010, 10:21:09 pm
You just can't win around here Dekker :p