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Offline S-99

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WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
on: March 26, 2010, 05:50:42 am
He was resurrected after all. Ever think he came back just for the brains? Well that time of the year of the zombie horror called "easter" is coming around.

I hear most are just holiday church goers. Great place to gather if it's a fortified church. I take hints from the folk lore of easter and have bunnies ready so the zombies don't eat me. Bunnies are sooo great, use them to distract the zombies and you can eat them when you're food stores get low while you're laying low in a big mall waiting for help

What are you guys planning to do for easter? I got a shotgun and bunnies.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 06:03:55 am
I got a silver bullet with your name on it. :drevil:
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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.
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Offline Black Wolf

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 07:59:34 am
I'm going to be working out in the bush. No easter for me.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 08:24:31 am
Flying. No Easters :(
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 08:52:15 am
Having spent several years growing out my hair, and several days growing out my beard, I'll be applying bandages to my hands (wi/ fake blood, etc) and hanging out near the churches in town.
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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 12:39:01 pm
Zack, if you're going to have sex with another female, pics or it didn't happen ;7.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 12:41:51 pm
I'm not the one people have a hard time believing gets laid.
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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #8 on: March 26, 2010, 03:02:12 pm
yes you are you will need to prove it to us.
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Offline S-99

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #9 on: March 26, 2010, 04:10:27 pm
Don't rape the zombies iamzack. They just want brains. And when you get a zombie to follow you into a dark room for your desires of the flesh. That zombie sure wouldn't have seen that coming. CRUELTY, don't do it!
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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Offline Turambar

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 05:10:31 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.

I have initiated dialogue to set these events into motion
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 05:30:10 pm
Quote from: Turambar on March 28, 2010, 05:10:31 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 26, 2010, 07:07:19 am
I'm gonna get drunk, have some premarital sex, maybe even with a girl.

I have initiated dialogue to set these events into motion

Hopefully with a girl more attractive than Myranda this time.. though I guess she is better than some of the alternatives.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 05:39:45 pm
Quote from: iamzack on March 28, 2010, 05:30:10 pm
Hopefully with a girl more attractive than Myranda this time.. though I guess she is better than some of the alternatives.

Cause there's so many attractive girls who will go along with our shenanigans...
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
  

Offline Thaeris

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 10:01:27 pm
...Well, that's a rather strange relationship you seem to be running...  :nervous:
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Offline iamzack

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 10:51:15 pm
it's called "opportunistic boyfriend syndrome"
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #15 on: March 28, 2010, 10:56:30 pm
damn, and i was about to post this to turambar:
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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #16 on: March 29, 2010, 03:23:50 am
My head really really hurts  :(  :(


But what a fraking amazing night!!!  :D

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #17 on: March 29, 2010, 03:31:31 am
Quote from: Thaeris on March 28, 2010, 10:01:27 pm
...Well, that's a rather strange relationship you seem to be running...  :nervous:

I've seen stranger
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #18 on: March 29, 2010, 03:48:20 am
Did I miss it?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline S-99

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Re: WALKING JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!!
Reply #19 on: March 29, 2010, 05:09:55 am
iamzacks getting you a passport dekker.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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