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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Snail on April 19, 2010, 08:16:29 am

Title: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Snail on April 19, 2010, 08:16:29 am
i think jeremy clarkson is pretty cool guy eh takes the piss out of everyone and doesn't afraid of anything
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Shade on April 19, 2010, 08:26:07 am
Actually, he's a pretty cool twat :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: ssmit132 on April 19, 2010, 08:36:52 am
Yes, I think he's very amusing, even though he skirts on the edge of what is acceptable and what is not. :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Snail on April 19, 2010, 08:46:08 am
I'm a fan of him myself but my one fear is that he'll one day piss off someone he shouldn't have pissed off, and his shows will get axed or something.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: MP-Ryan on April 19, 2010, 08:55:44 am
You forgot the "Who's Jeremy Clarkson?" poll option.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: StarSlayer on April 19, 2010, 09:14:01 am
One of the hosts of Top Gear.  Seein' how I'm across the pond and my only exposure is Top Gear and such I'd say he's a cool guy.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Colonol Dekker on April 19, 2010, 09:29:01 am
I like watching top gear for the banter and crazy stuff like making an amphib-o-car.
 
 
But I still realise he's a twat. He should act his age even if he doesn't afraid of anything. Hammond too, he's in his forties. Stop acting like my seventeen year old brother :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Topgun on April 19, 2010, 09:33:36 am
I like watching top gear for the banter and crazy stuff like making an amphib-o-car.
 
 
But I still realise he's a twat. He should act his age even if he doesn't afraid of anything. Hammond too, he's in his forties. Stop acting like my seventeen year old brother :p
the fact that they act immature is what makes the show funny.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: headdie on April 19, 2010, 11:34:52 am
Im a member me the jeremy clarkson for primeminister group on facebook so 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Wolfy on April 19, 2010, 01:14:19 pm
I'm all for Jeremy Clarkson to be honest, hes a pretty cool person, but a bit of an idiot someitmes.

Also, im totally unsure about his opinion on theings like global warming/being green. On Top Gear, hes always very much "Anti enviromentalist", while on an episode of QI he was very pro enviroment. I guess his actural position is between the 2 somewhere, with those attitudes put on for the shows.

Also, as much as he is very good on Top Gear, the show woould be nothing without Hammand and May, the show would be useless without those 3 pecific people.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Mongoose on April 19, 2010, 04:14:14 pm
Also, im totally unsure about his opinion on theings like global warming/being green. On Top Gear, hes always very much "Anti enviromentalist", while on an episode of QI he was very pro enviroment. I guess his actural position is between the 2 somewhere, with those attitudes put on for the shows.
If you're doing a show primarily dedicated to cars that go really fast, it probably doesn't pay to keep hyping up four-cylinder hybrids. :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: headdie on April 19, 2010, 04:19:42 pm
Also, im totally unsure about his opinion on theings like global warming/being green. On Top Gear, hes always very much "Anti enviromentalist", while on an episode of QI he was very pro enviroment. I guess his actural position is between the 2 somewhere, with those attitudes put on for the shows.
If you're doing a show primarily dedicated to cars that go really fast, it probably doesn't pay to keep hyping up four-cylinder hybrids. :p

they could have been nicer about the Tesla though
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: TESLA on April 19, 2010, 06:45:58 pm
Also, im totally unsure about his opinion on theings like global warming/being green. On Top Gear, hes always very much "Anti enviromentalist", while on an episode of QI he was very pro enviroment. I guess his actural position is between the 2 somewhere, with those attitudes put on for the shows.
If you're doing a show primarily dedicated to cars that go really fast, it probably doesn't pay to keep hyping up four-cylinder hybrids. :p

they could have been nicer about the Tesla though

I thought it broke down twice? And the back-up broke down too?
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: StarSlayer on April 19, 2010, 07:12:29 pm
Also, im totally unsure about his opinion on theings like global warming/being green. On Top Gear, hes always very much "Anti enviromentalist", while on an episode of QI he was very pro enviroment. I guess his actural position is between the 2 somewhere, with those attitudes put on for the shows.
If you're doing a show primarily dedicated to cars that go really fast, it probably doesn't pay to keep hyping up four-cylinder hybrids. :p

You think thoughts of being eco friendly would ever get a Robin Reliant in orbit?

I think not.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Flipside on April 19, 2010, 07:56:43 pm
Top gear is 3 child-men being allowed to play with very expensive toys.

I love it :)
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: General Battuta on April 19, 2010, 08:02:46 pm
German episode was best episode!
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on April 20, 2010, 07:37:54 am
I probably shouldn't be surprised if some people don't know who Jeremy Clarkson is. A lot of my classmates and teachers don't know who he is, for one.

Jeremy Clarkson was the man who taught me how to use speech and writing as a weapon.

On the other hand, there are two redundant options on this poll, so I'm going to take the third option and tell whoever's adding extra options to the poll to get out. :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Davros on April 23, 2010, 12:42:16 am
He made a blender powered by a 6litre v8 corvette engine, do you need any more proof of genius than that ?
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Klaustrophobia on April 23, 2010, 01:26:27 am
what the hell is he blending?  a nice fiber-shake made of trees? o.0
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: headdie on April 23, 2010, 01:46:15 am
A shake with bricks, raw beef and a cow bone if i remember right
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Flipside on April 23, 2010, 02:52:54 am
A shake with bricks, raw beef and a cow bone if i remember right

And a vast amount of Chiles and Tabasco sauce ;)
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on April 23, 2010, 03:30:24 am
The drink was called The Bloody Awful, right?
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: ssmit132 on April 23, 2010, 05:40:07 am
Yeah, James May named it after tasting it.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Roanoke on April 23, 2010, 03:06:31 pm
tbh I find TopGear as awhole tired and contrived nowadays. Sashing up Marinas just to get attention, like a petulant child or something.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: starbug on April 24, 2010, 03:57:49 pm
I think he is a pretty cool guy, in fact just watched him host have i got news for you.  I like that fact he just says whats on his mind and on other peoples minds (normally about how useless and stupid the UK government is, and the amount of stupid laws which don't make sense that we have. Which is true), I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: SpardaSon21 on April 24, 2010, 04:27:51 pm
I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
I thought everyone knew hammers solved everything.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: headdie on April 24, 2010, 04:33:54 pm
I also like his attitude that everything can be solved with a hammer!
I thought everyone knew hammers solved everything.

especially a v8 powered hammer
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: starbug on April 24, 2010, 05:28:06 pm
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especially a v8 powered hammer

True, i liked his idea for a V8 powered rocking chair!!!
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on April 24, 2010, 11:16:01 pm
Everything's better with a V8, eh? :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: SpardaSon21 on April 25, 2010, 01:18:26 am
Yep.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Kszyhu on April 25, 2010, 02:58:06 pm
Even V12?
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Titan on April 25, 2010, 03:11:35 pm
Even V12?

No.

Two V8s or one, there is no 1+1/2 V8s.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Topgun on April 25, 2010, 06:01:16 pm
Even V12?

No.

Two V8s or one, there is no 1+1/2 V8s.
wat
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on April 26, 2010, 01:07:29 am
Uhh, Titan, Ferrari use V12 engines...

And then we have the Bugatti Veyron's W16...
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Titan on April 26, 2010, 12:26:12 pm
Uhh, Titan, Ferrari use V12 engines...

And then we have the Bugatti Veyron's W16...

Bugatti > Ferrari

I know that, but V8s sound better.  :P
No, I do not like Mustangs... or Corvettes... Or that new Dodge piece of crap... or the new Camaro...
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Topgun on April 26, 2010, 12:34:42 pm
Bugatti = FAIL

:ha:
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on April 28, 2010, 11:49:51 pm
No, it's Ha-Ha-Ha-HAAAAA!!! (Richard Hammond)
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Wobble73 on April 29, 2010, 06:01:25 am
Jeremy Clarkson is the only guy I know that could get away with saying..


"This car could snap knicker elastic at thirty paces!"

and saying that truckers murder prostitutes and not get fired by the BBC. Only Jeremy Clarkson!
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Titan on April 29, 2010, 09:34:07 am
Bugatti = FAIL

:ha:

*punch*
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Wobble73 on April 29, 2010, 03:16:55 pm
Bugatti = FAIL

:ha:

Yeah, when a Catarum 7 (sp?), a two litre Ford engined £36,000 car can beat it round the Top Gear track, it failed. LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Topgun on April 29, 2010, 04:32:46 pm
what, really?
I know it fails, i didn't know it failed that hard.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Titan on April 29, 2010, 05:08:55 pm
OH, S**T YOU'RE RIGHT!

At any rate, my dream car is a Lotus. Any kind, I don't care. I just want a Lotus.

I just finished watching the last epidsode of season 14 a minute ago. The Stig got the 'Biggest C*** of the Year' award.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Topgun on April 29, 2010, 07:23:26 pm
ah, yes, Lotus, now they know how to make cars, not like Bugatti.
My dream car is an Ultima GTR for racing, and a Cadillac CTS-V for everything else.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on April 30, 2010, 04:06:00 am
I just finished watching the last epidsode of season 14 a minute ago. The Stig got the 'Biggest C*** of the Year' award.

He deserved it for screwing everyone up at the eleventh hour.
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on May 02, 2010, 07:11:24 am
Mods Rule = 0% in the poll! ;)
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: karajorma on May 02, 2010, 08:19:42 am
Everyone knows Admins rule. :p
Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 02, 2010, 09:18:45 am
It should just know its limits.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1KTWHyvy0A)